Life on the Farm...

Still a bit more to do, but the birds are in their new home.

http://i.imgur.com/atqhQPg.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/yBUuxQb.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/h8Jc9zh.jpg?1

Names-

Geese:

(Horrid) Henry
Margret

Duck:

Cadbury (Brown duck)

Chicks:

Wendy (Almost twins except Wendy is pure white; Goldie, well...) Wendy is also the first one to 'fly'.
Goldie

Peeps (The crybaby of the flock)

Fina (Named by my daughter. Fairly sure it is a misremembering of "Fiona" from Adventure Time)

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MBM as 'The Farmer' :cool:

Jesus Meg

It looks like you built the Taj Mahal for animals that are going to be on the supper table at the end of the summer:yup:

kidding aside looks like you did a great job and the kids must love the entertainment....

After your vacation..... are you sending your kids to any kind of summer camp??

And I am assuming you put a sturdy roof on it so when you piss your wife off you have a alternate place to live for the summer:whistling

This project may have $crewed our vacation for this $ummer. If so, I'll be in the doghou$e (which is smaller and not so protected from the elements). :sadwalk:


We have enrolled our daughter in a 6 weekend reading class, which she will do with my wife. Should give her a leg up...

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Names-
Geese:
(Horrid) Henry
Margret
Duck:
Cadbury (Brown duck)
Chicks:
Wendy (Almost twins except Wendy is pure white; Goldie, well...) Wendy is also the first one to 'fly'.
Goldie
Peeps (The crybaby of the flock)
Fina (Named by my daughter. Fairly sure it is a misremembering of "Fiona" from Adventure Time)
AND...
MBM as 'The Farmer' :cool:

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What no...
Moshe ,Sol , Hymie , Herbie , Slomo ,Shmuli
Sara , Shaina ,Marla ,Marian
I guess names sounding like Hebs in your neighborhood would have made you a target liking Jews or something :idunno:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

This project may have $crewed our vacation for this $ummer. If so, I'll be in the doghou$e (which is smaller and not so protected from the elements). :sadwalk:
We have enrolled our daughter in a 6 weekend reading class, which she will do with my wife. Should give her a leg up...

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It looks like you didn't $pare any expen$e on the project , like I said for animals inevitably ending up in your bellies sooner than later :whistling

I was smart I have one 8X11 shed on the side of my house , and a cedar Cabana in the back for my extra sleeping quarters (but fucked in the really cold winter not insulated) , only built a dog run for the dogs (when we had them) to do there business...

Summer time is supposed to be fun for the kids (and a short reprieve for the parents) , they get enough schooling during the school season:yup:

Anyone get the twins' names reference? I get them confused sometimes... :sly:

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Anyone get the twins' names reference? I get them confused sometimes... :sly:

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Shit you are right I missed that one ..... My apologies..

Is it this one ......
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Or this one ..... confusing some times:whistling

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Meg ...

With the gun laws in your neck of the woods , and the on going job losses and unemployment in the US ... are those furry little buggers safe on the outside of the main dwelling:idunno:??

It looks like you made them safe from other wild animals around but hungry humans may be a whole different ballgame:whistling

And if they are willing to steal cars , they may escalate....
You may have to put close circuit cameras on the furry assets:yup:
And have you figured out how to write them off as Dependents?? ...:idunno:

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Meg ...

With the gun laws in your neck of the woods , and the on going job losses and unemployment in the US ... are those furry little buggers safe on the outside of the main dwelling:idunno:??

It looks like you made them safe from other wild animals around but hungry humans may be a whole different ballgame:whistling

And if they are willing to steal cars , they may escalate....
You may have to put close circuit cameras on the furry assets:yup:
And have you figured out how to write them off as Dependents?? ...:idunno:

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*feathered

And, yes, after the theft of the Durango, we purchased a nice set of surveillance cameras. :sly:

"dehendents"

Lookiing very secure, if birds could fly they wouldn`t be in a giant cage :) Guess you are not risking a duck/goose break-out (take over world etc)


But yes nice build, and I assume your kids are loving `em so cool stuff.

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Still a bit more to do, but the birds are in their new home.

http://i.imgur.com/atqhQPg.jpg?1

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You're Mexican? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Names-

Geese:

(Horrid) Henry
Margret

Duck:

Cadbury (Brown duck)

Chicks:

Wendy (Almost twins except Wendy is pure white; Goldie, well...) Wendy is also the first one to 'fly'.
Goldie

Peeps (The crybaby of the flock)

Fina (Named by my daughter. Fairly sure it is a misremembering of "Fiona" from Adventure Time)

AND...

MBM as 'The Farmer' :cool:

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There's even a theme song.:01:

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Originally Posted by Gribley

Lookiing very secure, if birds could fly they wouldn`t be in a giant cage :) Guess you are not risking a duck/goose break-out (take over world etc)


But yes nice build, and I assume your kids are loving `em so cool stuff.

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You laugh now, but just wait until Henry perfects his Death Ray. :fear:

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You're Mexican? :unsure:

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No, I have receipts for all of it. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by shaina

Meg ...And have you figured out how to write them off as Dependents?? ...:idunno:

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"dehendents"

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I wouldn't be surprised that "Dehendents" is printed for a dependent on a US tax form:rolleyes:

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You laugh now, but just wait until Henry perfects his Death Ray. :fear:

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More like the Stink Ray for the neighbors to smell the farm animals in the suburbs from the neglect of a unsanitary condo living conditions :turned:

MBM is a bit of a chick magnet by the looks of it.

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MBM is a bit of a chick magnet by the looks of it.

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I might just have to make this my new siggy. :pimp:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

You also apparently live in some post apocalyptic world devoid of people but ruled by seagulls.

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I might borrow you some seagulls.

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Duck Yoga.

That's generally my views on it.

Ducks hitting Puberty (I think??)

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I believe this one belongs in the 'Arse' thread. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I believe this one belongs in the 'Arse' thread. :idunno:

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Double posted it for you..
And added it was a special request to Gribley from you:hug:
Seeing you thought it was a better thight fit there:whistling

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Originally Posted by shaina

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I believe this one belongs in the 'Arse' thread. :idunno:

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Double posted it for you..
And added it was a special request to Gribley from you:hug:
Seeing you thought it was a better thight fit there:whistling

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Probably not what he had in mind when starting the thread.

That's part of the fun- you never know where these things will end up. Even when he was asking for it in the "Arse"...

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Originally Posted by shaina

Double posted it for you..
And added it was a special request to Gribley from you:hug:
Seeing you thought it was a better thight fit there:whistling

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Probably not what he had in mind when starting the thread.
That's part of the fun- you never know where these things will end up. Even when he was asking for it in the "Arse"...

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Believe it or not I think it is :naughty:

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Ducks hitting Puberty (I think??)

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Just a sister checking for mites.... no backdoor intent, that my eagle eye, could detect in that totally innocent looking picture :)

Thats some skinny Foie Gras :shifty:

It's not really a farm now is it kids....:ghey:

Big talk but wait until you see his tractor.

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Big talk but wait until you see his tractor.

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The stubby fingers were enough thanks...:sick:

Art Stark.He always comes back.

Since it's been a while since you logged in, goat cultivator let me take a moment to get you up to speed.

OlegL is now married with two children.Mary quit the site because of religious differences,Skiz made a joke but still just the one and we are now officially at war with the English.

Not many of the English are actually English. Not even the queen.

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I'm afraid that fact still won't save you.

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Since it's been a while since you logged in, goat cultivator let me take a moment to get you up to speed.

OlegL is now married with two children.Mary quit the site because of religious differences,Skiz made a joke but still just the one and we are now officially at war with the English.

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Thanks for the heads up, a couple of points in your summary require some clarification:

1. The picture of OlegL married, were there any signs of ropes, looks of sheer terror, crying or urine stains on the victims loved ones?

2. The religious differences, were they of a schism or more a jihad nature? I only enquire because of the possibility of someone with an axe to grind and an advanced degree in science doesn't usually end well :idunno:








Skiz made a joke :blink:

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Since it's been a while since you logged in, goat cultivator let me take a moment to get you up to speed.

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Can I get one of those to go? I expect different answers.

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Can I get one of those to go? I expect different answers.

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I don't know how accurate this is because frankly as soon as things get personal I tune people out so I guess I'm basically you only less effete.

One of Meg's birds or something got the cancer so they had to remove a breast.That's the bad news.The good news is at least it was white meat.
Dion is transitioning into a man woman as transgender being all over the news lately he figures it's trendy and as a bonus nowhere near as stupid a thing to do as listening to electronic dance music.
Mulder use to like girls but now he likes videogames so apparently he's aging in reverse like Benjamin Button.This might also explain his lack of height.
The board grew a Jew.Hopefully in the not too distant future he will realize the point isn't about him being a Jew but rather about him being hung up on that fact.
I moved briefly to Tangier but couldn't handle the lack of Starbucks so I moved back to Wawa.OK not actually Wawa but I just like saying it.
Mary returned with some ridiculous idea that actual friendship can be transitory like love or wanting a good pork rib.I'm going out on a limb here and assuming that lack of commitment is why none of his relationships work out.

You just saw Art's one recent appearance. Seems like we were destined for 6 more weeks of winter.

Chalice visits occasionally. He's still Irish, so intoxication levels vary like the tides.

Dave checks in occasionally. Nobody cares enough to talk to him anymore, but he see us more than his own kids, so it's like a family reunion for him when he stops by.