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What do you think of that there then now?
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Hello to you, my intimate public friend. I have drafted this space for us to back and forth.
What do you think of that there then now?
I'm pretty sure that like cookies and vagina, it's some sort of trap. :unsure:
Wish Mulder a Happy Birthday.He couldn't care less that I did but I'm assuming that it would actually mean something coming from you.
Also say it like you mean it even if you don't, because.
See this is what happens if you hesitate.:pinch:
How about that Philippe Gilbert?:unsure:
Also I'm not Inuit.I just happen to like killing narwhals.
Well so far this is going well. Dreams shattered really.
Is that a million posts? Because it sure feels like a million posts.
It isn't. But isn't everything?
Nevertheless, I do appreciate that you've been uploading standards and improving your grammar and poise all over the place since I wandered into the wifeless wilderness. That's not to say I haven't stood in awe throughout.
And still, not soul has any inkling about your name, your age, your gender, your cock size. All we know is you like cats and you're an orphan and you've got a sister who's not your sister anymore cos she sexually abused your cats. That's fucked.
If that's true I feel sorry for the cats and your mum's carpets.
Don't forget about the bikes and that Rart and I are mortal enemies.
If anything I think it's really my hatred for Rart that truly defines me anyway.
It's sort of trial and error as without guidance I have no template to learn from.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
When in doubt I just do the opposite of what my instincts tell me to do.I learned that in the army and from being stupid although that's redundant.
Rart, as an object of hatred, an inti-idol, as it were, is a pretty good release. It's good to get it out.
As I say, I'm so proud that you've become the king of the blasted heath I abandoned.
Far from true as we both know we would have preferred mjmacky but a nice lie nonetheless.
This is me if I were Belgian and slightly more talented and famous and had a catchy soundtrack backing up everything I do.:eyebrows:
Otherwise,me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI4uN8vq-84
Yes. This is not you. That you wasn't waxing sarcastic on the internets like pretty much full on since the internets got the memo to get sarcastic, like.
Your feet are monstrous and your calves are calves. Your face is a mystery.
I'm closed off because basically everyone that I've ever known has failed me on some level.So now by being emotionally distant I simply don't give them the chance.
The humour is also a defense mechanism.If you were smarter or a fan of melodrama you'd had figured that out for yourself by now.
There, my soul laid bare. I'd cry at this point but the whole "being emotionally closed off" thing prevents it.:mellow:
Uh-huh, me too. I do reckon you'll get a resounding 'me too' from most of the thumb-wielding universe.
In my fully analytical opinion, what you truly need is for someone to tell you they love you at least three times a quarter. That may sound pretty precise, but I'm really scatter-bombing here. I want to talk about your cats.
Two are strays and one someone "gave" me when they decided he was too much trouble to look after.I put "gave" in quotations because it was either me or the pound and being a soft touch I really didn't have much choice in the matter.
The one stray it took almost a year to get over his fear of humans.He was afraid to stay inside the first Winter so I had to at times leave a door open a -30 so he'd come in and not freeze to death, which I realize basically defines stupidity and isn't nearly as much fun at it sounds.
Btw I say this assuming you really don't want to talk about my cats but I do so fuck off.
See? Get some sad fuck going about his kitties and he'll spunk his drawers every time.
Myself, as an abject beast for many years, have recently rediscovered the joys of having a pet. Got me a Husky. He's expanding like a cunt. I'm not cheap. Didn't rescue him. Paid for him fair and square. Rescue my arse.
Name of Alfie. Wonderful creature altogether.
After a hard day at work you look at him and say "What's it all about,Alfie?" don't you?
That was a rhetorical; question because I know you do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAuoNa5g6i8
Except with dogs.
You're close enough to Wales, why not get yourself a proper companion with half-size legs?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
You mean like a midget?
I hear they're next to impossible to house train.
Suck it,dion.
I'm a Buddhist so I have to believe that Rart did something really bad in his previous life to come back as Rart.
Rart were you Hitler?
Based on his inability to respond, I'm guessing Hellen Keller. :idunno:
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Need I remind you Chalice is an Irish bachelor? I have serious doubts he is, himself...Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
wha??? :oQuote:
Originally Posted by idoleyes787
Not quite the bachelor. All my sorry life considered, I've prolly spent the majority of it with one female or another. Have, in recent events, hurt a poor bint by cutting ties. Feel bad, but feel worse when I think of having to fall back into the drudgery of love. She'll get over it.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeNeed I remind you Chalice is an Irish bachelor? I have serious doubts he is, himself...Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Was that the one you met who happened to be a higher-up in your new company?Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceNot quite the bachelor. All my sorry life considered, I've prolly spent the majority of it with one female or another. Have, in recent events, hurt a poor bint by cutting ties. Feel bad, but feel worse when I think of having to fall back into the drudgery of love. She'll get over it.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Nope to the max. Made a joke about her obsessively beloved dog dying on the second date and that was the end of that.
Saw her today in work. Looked somewhat ragged while I was rather resplendent hunchbacked in the rain, elegantly pulling on my damp cigarette. That was not metaphorical.
Thanks for making that clear.The first time Meg told me he was well- rounded I totally thought he meant something else.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Good to hear you take the Lounge to the real-world on occasion. Find their weakness(es) and exploit them to tears. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I believe I said, "I am, well, rounded."Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Thanks for making that clear.The first time Meg told me he was well- rounded I totally thought he meant something else.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
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Originally Posted by megabyteme
:slap:
You actually said, 'I have satellites orbiting my waist'.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI believe I said, "I am, well, rounded."Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Yeah, Shay's daughter and Idol's sister. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXYou actually said, 'I have satellites orbiting my waist'.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I disowned my sister so the joke's on you.
Then can I have all of your oldQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
nudeshardcore pics and vids of her, then?
BTW, I seemed to have missed that story. Chalice knew something, I'm curious... Don't spare the juicy details.