Are all English people cunts or just the ones on this site? A play in three acts.

I hit a bit of a creative wall after the title.I'm pretty sure the first part will involve no one replying though.

Looks like we're gonna have to try harder, lads. Some of these Johnny foreigners are still doubtful... :unsure:

I'd do something cuntish right this very second but I've just sat down to tea and crumpets :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I hit a bit of a creative wall after the title.I'm pretty sure the first part will involve no one replying though.

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So given up on the Jew bashing then.... yes we are all total fuck-wits.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Looks like we're gonna have to try harder, lads. Some of these Johnny foreigners are still doubtful... :unsure:

I'd do something cuntish right this very second but I've just sat down to tea and crumpets :smilie4:

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Let's be honest.You're country has been going downhill ever since Gunga Din killed Winston Churchill.

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Originally Posted by Gribley

So given up on the Jew bashing then.... yes we are all total fuck-wits.

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Since you not actually being Jewish maybe we should ask Shay if he's felt that I've ever bashed him. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

ever since Gunga Din

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I don't listen to hip hop, sorry :eyebrows:

Obviously you being English you're more into Robbie Williams and The Dave Clark Five.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

' I've just sat down to tea and crumpets :smilie4:

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Don't you mean tea with some crumpets?

Mulder, this is basically a serious question as the only English shows I've watched are Sherlock Holmes and Big Brother.
Why do certain English accents make you sound brilliant and certain English accents make you sound like a retard?

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Mulder, this is basically a serious question as the only English shows I've watched are Sherlock Holmes and Big Brother.
Why do certain English accents make you sound brilliant and certain English accents make you sound like a retard?

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We call it The North and it's not polite to talk about it :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

We call it The North and it's not polite to talk about it :ermm:

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In the US they call it the South,the Midwest and most of New England .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ak5vYS0tvg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trxFVJ82_3c

Never met an Englishman on the internets who could speak English quite as good as me. Met Scots and Welsh, but never an Englishman. It's all a bit frantic.

Something in the intonation or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxoHX9Z51qw

Fuck Ireland. Posterity save English. I love her. The English slipped their grip on the tongue when they started invading every cunt within spitting distance.

It's the universal weapon.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Fuck Ireland. Posterity save English. I love her. The English slipped their grip on the tongue when they started invading every cunt within spitting distance.

It's the universal weapon.

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It's known as dilution. If you start watering down a drink, eventually, it becomes nothing more than slightly coloured water. The same with our language. So many other people speak it now that it no longer reflects the original dialect.

Some parts of the world speak such a strange dialect of English that other English speaking people cannot understand it. This tends to happen in the Southern States, where the rednecks have abused the language to the point that it is now a completely different language to English (Redneckish).

New York is no different. The twang they put on the language makes it sound harsh. What does, 'Have a nice day', actually mean? Is it similar to Mrs. Brown's, 'That's nice'?

The worst ones for speaking English are the Asians, though. Listen to the dialects from strong Asian communities, such as Afghanistan, Iraq or Bradford, and you'll have trouble with it. It tends to be a mix of Cockney London and Welsh. Strange vocals.

Still, nothing sounds more retarded than a Brommie Accent, or one from Wolverhampton (which actually sounds worse).

Those two places that are actually the same place, Manchester and Liverpool are the worst. They either sound like screaming cats or just complete nonsense :no:

Brummies can do one too.

I'm stood outside a barbers right now, it was supposed to open 21 minutes ago. The barber in question is northern.

He'll have some northern excuse I'll bet, lies about spending 42 hours a day in the coal mines or that his whippet was sick. You just simply cannot trust a wildling :no:

Aye lad. Nowt t'do wid ma whippet. Eh, ma ferret did chomp ma wassuk. Eh up.

About quater to 10 :eyebrows:

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Aye lad. Nowt t'do wid ma whippet. Eh, ma ferret did chomp ma wassuk. Eh up.

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Weirdly, when written that's sort of like poetry.

If you're interested in poetry, check out Pam Ayres.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6g1I37_r1E

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Mulder, this is basically a serious question as the only English shows I've watched are Sherlock Holmes and Big Brother.
Why do certain English accents make you sound brilliant and certain English accents make you sound like a retard?

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We call it The North and it's not polite to talk about it :ermm:

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Are those like the Uppers in Michigan or just yankees in general?

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

He'll have some northern excuse I'll bet, lies about spending 42 hours a day in the coal mines or that his whippet was sick. You just simply cannot trust a wildling :no:

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:glag:





https://youtu.be/D-0_sL5AAVQ?t=2m37s

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

If you're interested in poetry, check out Pam Ayres.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6g1I37_r1E

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Not exactly Samuel Taylor Coleridge is it.

I feel I should point out at this time that my relationship with this board isn't an equal partnership so if anything happens I want the servers and custody of Rart.

Yeah I find it hard to believe that Romanians aren't inviting to sites right and left either.

Anyone from the NZB section reading this?Seen any good movies lately?

I'm like Batman and this is my Gotham and obviously we are at the " one it deserves, but not the one it needs right now" stage.

Anyway that's all for me as I'm off to watch some soccer because that's my thing right now,soccer.:mellow:

I took a risk on a movie the other night that I'd never heard of - Chef. It's got John Favraue or whatever the fk his name is. I like everything he does pretty much and this one was no exception. It isn't movie of the year but it was really good.

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Anyone from the NZB section reading this?Seen any good movies lately?

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I'm not from the NZB section. I use it tho'

NZB? New Zealand Blacks?

What about the Asian section? Do you use that?

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Anyone from the NZB section reading this?Seen any good movies lately?

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It wasn't good, but going against my rule of not watching any movie that Ben Affleck is associated with, I got around to watching Gone Girl last night. It actually wasn't too bad, until the end. Whoever came up with that ending should be drawn. hung & quartered.:dabs:

You left out the 'Hung' part.

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You left out the 'Hung' part.

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Well, I don't generally think of Ben Affleck in that way, but...


Joking...Fixed.

Say, come to think of it, isn't that an English thing? The drawn/hung/quartered thing, I mean.

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

NZB? New Zealand Blacks?

What about the Asian section? Do you use that?

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Since Art has fucked off and Fox isn't reliable I'm now forced to rely on the internet as my source of boring facts.

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Dutch explorer Abel Tasman sighted New Zealand in 1642 and called it Staten Landt, supposing it was connected to a landmass of the same name at the southern tip of South America. In 1645 Dutch cartographers renamed the land Nova Zeelandia after the Dutch province of Zeeland

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Abel.Sounds like a Jew.