Mary is nary rooted; she succumbs to her sporadic fate, hence the nomadic gait
How goes the board?
Why am I here?
I escaped Phallorida, and I'm setting up a home base in a remote mountain region until I depart for Japan. I abandoned my girlfriend because I was simply dysfunctional in a relationship. It's spinster time, so I'm gonna build my own large, metaphorical stick to bat away all those real-life anime girls.
That being said, I need some new friends or acquaintances. I was a little surprised to find myself suddenly lonely. In fact, I think I was always lonely when I was posting here (i.e., still living with the that life wasting bitch). I had some good friends in Tampa, but I left them behind while running from my old life.
How does one make short-term friends? I'm working remotely with the same company, so that's an absent social circle. "Hi, let's hang out, I'm getting rid of you in about a month anyway."
Begin egocentric blog journal post diary.
Re: Mary is nary rooted; she succumbs to her sporadic fate, hence the nomadic gait
The bored is still mainly the bored.
Re: Mary is nary rooted; she succumbs to her sporadic fate, hence the nomadic gait
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Snee
The bored is still mainly the bored.
Don't try and guilt trip me.
Re: Mary is nary rooted; she succumbs to her sporadic fate, hence the nomadic gait
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mjmacky
I escaped Phallorida, and I'm setting up a home base in a remote mountain region until I depart for Japan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21poI4ZmIRU
Re: Mary is nary rooted; she succumbs to her sporadic fate, hence the nomadic gait
We talk to Shaia. He's got about 9 more words in his verbal quiver than my son, so we'll pretty much take anyone- even lonely, short-timer mountain men with poor social skills... :no:
Re: Mary is nary rooted; she succumbs to her sporadic fate, hence the nomadic gait
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megabyteme
We talk to Shaia. He's got about 9 more words in his verbal quiver than my son, so we'll pretty much take anyone- even lonely, short-timer mountain men with poor social skills... :no:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXRBELZpKak
Re: Mary is nary rooted; she succumbs to her sporadic fate, hence the nomadic gait
Truthfully I liked Mary a lot more when he wasn't here.
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IdolEyes787
Truthfully I liked Mary a lot more when he wasn't here.
Mary was a Transvestite ??? Or a Cross Dresser ??
Or a full out Transgender ??:idunno:
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shaina
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
Truthfully I liked Mary a lot more when he wasn't here.
Mary was a Transvestite ??? Or a Cross Dresser ??
Or a full out Transgender ??:idunno:
Mary is a woman's brain trapped in a man's desires trapped in a man's body. Mary has a beautiful penis, but Mary does not expect woman to swoon at the sight of it.
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IdolEyes787
Truthfully I liked Mary a lot more when he wasn't here.
Ditto
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mjmacky
Mary is a woman's brain trapped in a man's desires trapped in a man's body. Mary has a beautiful penis, but Mary does not expect woman to swoon at the sight of it.
Do you mean like this??
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Or like this??
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Or is the Third one a charm??
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shaina
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
Mary is a woman's brain trapped in a man's desires trapped in a man's body. Mary has a beautiful penis, but Mary does not expect woman to swoon at the sight of it.
Or like this??
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This one, but only because I've actually done this in front of a group of people. I screwed up during the maneuver because my oversized balls resisted the tuck and everything flung forward, slapping me on the stomach. I quickly retucked and then giggled like an Asian schoolgirl. My pants came up as some of the spectators were circling toward my rear.
A lady must have her secrets.
Re: Mary is nary rooted; she succumbs to her sporadic fate, hence the nomadic gait
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mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
shaina
This one, but only because I've actually done this in front of a group of people. I screwed up during the maneuver because my oversized balls resisted the tuck and everything flung forward, slapping me on the stomach. I quickly retucked and then giggled like an Asian schoolgirl. My pants came up as some of the spectators were circling toward my rear.
A lady must have her secrets.
So I guess you didn't want anyone to find/see Captain Winkie!!:unsure:
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