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Since we're in the fetish, manly, etc. finding out mood:
What is/was your biggest turnoff in a man/woman you met.......
Mine was a beatifull girl, who smelled sooo bad, i suddenly remembered i left my
carlights on......[NOT!!]
Anyone?
Yogi
my biggest turnoff would be a pretty girl with a penis
Women who fart in bed and shit themselves.
:)
Heavy!!Quote:
Originally posted by Billy_Dean@24 November 2003 - 17:16
Women who fart in bed and shit themselves.
:)
Experience with that???? The shitting i mean........
Yogi
Ever tried it??Quote:
Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@24 November 2003 - 17:16
my biggest turnoff would be a pretty girl with a penis
You never know.........
Yogi
Go see "the Crying Game".
My mouth fell open wide and had to be closed with surgery.......... :o
well, this should maybe be in the other thread, but women who cut their hair short and have masculine traits. like very athletic, for instance.
I really like (pretty)girls with short hair.Quote:
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@24 November 2003 - 17:29
well, this should maybe be in the other thread, but women who cut their hair short and have masculine traits. like very athletic, for instance.
Not too masculine, but athletic......PLEASE, YEAH!!
Yogi
I once went on a date with a stunning girl everything was going fine until we got into bed when it came to doing the deed she kept on fanny farting, I can't think of anything that's made me go limp that quickly. To make matters worse it was so loud even my flat-mate heard it and the next morning he kept on making comments about eggs n beans. needless to say she's never spoken to me since
:o unfortunate, so loud it could be heard in the next room? :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by mikey muff@24 November 2003 - 16:36
I once went on a date with a stunning girl everything was going fine until we got into bed when it came to doing the deed she kept on fanny farting, I can't think of anything that's made me go limp that quickly. To make matters worse it was so loud even my flat-mate heard it and the next morning he kept on making comments about eggs n beans. needless to say she's never spoken to me since
I once slept with a girl that started crying after an orgasm. Cute, no problem.
But she kept coming!! That made it somewhat uncute. :lol:
Yogi
Ever tried it??Quote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening+24 November 2003 - 16:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 24 November 2003 - 16:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@24 November 2003 - 17:16
my biggest turnoff would be a pretty girl with a penis
You never know.........
Yogi
Go see "the Crying Game".
My mouth fell open wide and had to be closed with surgery.......... :o [/b][/quote]
Brilliant film SG ;)
Biggest turnoff...hmmm - drunken loudmouthed women - same for the blokes too, cant stand 'em - <_<
Peace
UKMan
Brilliant film SG ;)Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan+24 November 2003 - 17:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 24 November 2003 - 17:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening@24 November 2003 - 16:24
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@24 November 2003 - 17:16
my biggest turnoff would be a pretty girl with a penis
Ever tried it??
You never know.........
Yogi
Go see "the Crying Game".
My mouth fell open wide and had to be closed with surgery.......... :o
Biggest turnoff...hmmm - drunken loudmouthed women - same for the blokes too, cant stand 'em - <_<
Peace
UKMan [/b][/quote]
One exeption:
Widemouthed willing drunken women............
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yogi-SorryHadToDoThat.........
One exeption:Quote:
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Originally posted by SensualGardening@24 November 2003 - 16:24
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@24 November 2003 - 17:16
my biggest turnoff would be a pretty girl with a penis
Ever tried it??
You never know.........
Yogi
Go see "the Crying Game".
My mouth fell open wide and had to be closed with surgery.......... :o
Brilliant film SG ;)
Biggest turnoff...hmmm - drunken loudmouthed women - same for the blokes too, cant stand 'em - <_<
Peace
UKMan
Widemouthed willing drunken women............
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yogi-SorryHadToDoThat......... [/b][/quote]
That could get you into a lot of trouble - dont ask me how i know, you dont want to <_<
Turnoff nr:2
Being invited up for coffee - only to find she dont have any sugar :)
Peace
UKMan
I'm drunk and loudmouthed almost every weekend, otherwise the guys won't listen to me :huh:
I dont believe that for one second :unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 November 2003 - 17:03
I'm drunk and loudmouthed almost every weekend, otherwise the guys won't listen to me :huh:
Dont ruin my image of you Skweeks.....pleeeeze...... :(
awwww Ukkie, I'm the president of a bunch of pigs, I HAVE to have a big mouth, if not I'd get ripped to pieces by them :lol:
I'm not like that in normal circumstances though, I'm one of those that gets drunk and makes philosophical converstations till 7 in the morning :lol:
I hear ya - been there, done that - many times :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 November 2003 - 17:11
awwww Ukkie, I'm the president of a bunch of pigs, I HAVE to have a big mouth, if not I'd get ripped to pieces by them :lol:
I'm not like that in normal circumstances though, I'm one of those that gets drunk and makes philosophical converstations till 7 in the morning :lol:
Mine would have to be women with lots of body piercings...eughgh :( :(
Oh dear.... :unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 November 2003 - 17:11
awwww Ukkie, I'm the president of a bunch of pigs, I HAVE to have a big mouth, if not I'd get ripped to pieces by them :lol:
I'm not like that in normal circumstances though, I'm one of those that gets drunk and makes philosophical converstations till 7 in the morning :lol:
:lol:
I agree, a few is fine but loads <_<Quote:
Originally posted by mrcall1969@24 November 2003 - 17:28
Mine would have to be women with lots of body piercings...eughgh :( :(
Especially genital piercing
My biggest turn off... a guy pushing on the top of my head in hopes that I'll go down on him...
I don't mind giving oral sex, in fact I quite enjoy it, but don't appreciate it being forced, ask nicely and I'll do it, chances are I'll get there on my own, but pushing on my head, or forcing your penis in my face are two sure ways you're not getting any sex tonight...
amen to that NikkiD...Quote:
Originally posted by NikkiD@25 November 2003 - 00:40
My biggest turn off... a guy pushing on the top of my head in hopes that I'll go down on him...
I don't mind giving oral sex, in fact I quite enjoy it, but don't appreciate it being forced, ask nicely and I'll do it, chances are I'll get there on my own, but pushing on my head, or forcing your penis in my face are two sure ways you're not getting any sex tonight...
and...
being slobbered on by someone who's off their face... ewwwww... :x
amen to that NikkiD...Quote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe+24 November 2003 - 17:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ozbabe @ 24 November 2003 - 17:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@25 November 2003 - 00:40
My biggest turn off... a guy pushing on the top of my head in hopes that I'll go down on him...
I don't mind giving oral sex, in fact I quite enjoy it, but don't appreciate it being forced, ask nicely and I'll do it, chances are I'll get there on my own, but pushing on my head, or forcing your penis in my face are two sure ways you're not getting any sex tonight...
and...
being slobbered on by someone who's off their face... ewwwww... :x [/b][/quote]
So thats what i've been doing wro...i mean right :lol:
Could'nt agree more gals - it must be a real turn off - gag me with a spoon :x
Peace
UKGentlyDoesItMan
Or even sober... men... you can pause briefly whilst kissing us to swallow your spit rather than soak us with your drool!Quote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe@24 November 2003 - 11:46
being slobbered on by someone who's off their face... ewwwww... :x
So thats what i've been doing wro...i mean right :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan+25 November 2003 - 01:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 25 November 2003 - 01:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@24 November 2003 - 17:46
amen to that NikkiD...
and...
being slobbered on by someone who's off their face... ewwwww... :x
Could'nt agree more gals - it must be a real turn off - gag me with a spoon :x
Peace
UKGentlyDoesItMan [/b][/quote]
:) @ UKgentleMan
somehow i couldnt imagine that ever being a problem with you hon... :)
http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hug.gif
how are you?.. havent seen you for a few days?.. :)
Or even sober... men... you can pause briefly whilst kissing us to swallow your spit rather than soak us with your drool! [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by NikkiD+24 November 2003 - 18:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 24 November 2003 - 18:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@24 November 2003 - 11:46
being slobbered on by someone who's off their face... ewwwww... :x
Had a relationship once with a woman who insisted on puking after drinking too much wine - then expect me to be interested - NOT!! Didn't last long that relationship....wonder why? :blink:
Had a relationship once with a woman who insisted on puking after drinking too much wine - then expect me to be interested - NOT!! Didn't last long that relationship....wonder why? :blink: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan+25 November 2003 - 01:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 25 November 2003 - 01:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by NikkiD@24 November 2003 - 18:01
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@24 November 2003 - 11:46
being slobbered on by someone who's off their face... ewwwww... :x
Or even sober... men... you can pause briefly whilst kissing us to swallow your spit rather than soak us with your drool!
*agreeing with NikkiD again*...
just the thought of it makes me shudder... :x
and UKbabe... that would be just as disgusting for a woman too..
no wonder it didnt last... :o :x
Road rage...definitly road rage.
Sorry OzBabe - i missed that bit - i've been around, but maybe not just here that much - nice to see you too :DQuote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe@24 November 2003 - 18:04
how are you?.. havent seen you for a few days?.. :)
Peace
UKMan
Sorry OzBabe - i missed that bit - i've been around, but maybe not just here that much - nice to see you too :DQuote:
Originally posted by UKMan+25 November 2003 - 02:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 25 November 2003 - 02:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@24 November 2003 - 18:04
how are you?.. havent seen you for a few days?.. :)
Peace
UKMan [/b][/quote]
i wont ask you where UKbabeMan... ;)
just good to see your happy face... :)
<_< :angry: Don't see why men have to try that :angry:Quote:
Originally posted by NikkiD@24 November 2003 - 16:40
My biggest turn off... a guy pushing on the top of my head in hopes that I'll go down on him...
I don't mind giving oral sex, in fact I quite enjoy it, but don't appreciate it being forced, ask nicely and I'll do it, chances are I'll get there on my own, but pushing on my head, or forcing your penis in my face are two sure ways you're not getting any sex tonight...
Which leads me into mine........which will probably shock most of you, but you want the honest truth?
Spanking your partener.
Even when asked, I do but I don't like it, hate the thought of hitting someone in any form, makes me sad :(
Jonno B)
<_< :angry: Don't see why men have to try that :angry:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+24 November 2003 - 19:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 24 November 2003 - 19:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@24 November 2003 - 16:40
My biggest turn off... a guy pushing on the top of my head in hopes that I'll go down on him...
I don't mind giving oral sex, in fact I quite enjoy it, but don't appreciate it being forced, ask nicely and I'll do it, chances are I'll get there on my own, but pushing on my head, or forcing your penis in my face are two sure ways you're not getting any sex tonight...
Which leads me into mine........which will probably shock most of you, but you want the honest truth?
Spanking your partener.
Even when asked, I do but I don't like it, hate the thought of hitting someone in any form, makes me sad :(
Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
With you on that one.......I'm allegic to pain and don't see the thill of paddling someone with a ping pong bat with a gimp mask on :unsure: :unsure:
Same here, I was spanked once and nearly clouted them :lol: :lol:
Maybe we're just wimps :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)