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May you receive all you want, and your enemies be burdened with the things you don't. :)
Thank you kindly. I've reached the age of the hitch-hiker. No wiser. Still badly fucked in the head, but sure that keeps you sharp.
Got a fine Polished woman a veritable swathe of my age, knowing full well the horrific tumble the nascent relationship will take pretty much any time soon.
Forty fucking two. Fuck all that to the max all over the place.
:whistling
You reckon? Is 31 the year when you freak the fuck out when you get a couple of phone calls?
I can't remember.
About that age... :glagpinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
And I can't really be 44, I'm not even out of school yet. :no:
Professional malingerer. True story.
:hbd: Happy Birthday you old cunt :hbd:
Happy birthday Chavis.
Happy anniversary of your birth and may you never receive all you want because then you will have nothing left to strive for.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Hopefully by 50, Meg will have achieved some measure of wisdom.
But then he's American so I doubt it.
Happy birthday, you fucking legend. :cheers:
Thank you, gentlemen and Dave.
I'm taking that title. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Belated happy birthday - growing old sucks but it beats the alternative.
Thank you, Lesley. I do appreciate the sentiment. You've got sixteen years on me, old bean.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Tell me it gets better.
It gets betterQuote:
Originally Posted by chaliceThank you, Lesley. I do appreciate the sentiment. You've got sixteen years on me, old bean.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Tell me it gets better.
or you get numb to numbers....not sure which.
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Originally Posted by chalice
Well done on the mail-order bride old bean. Salutations.
I have much to say on the subject, Benjamin. Thanks for bringing it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Well done on the mail-order bride old bean. Salutations.
Ireland, in general, has incurred, over recent decades, an absolute fuckload of Polish people. Dunno why they decided to dunroam here, perhaps they feel an affinity. That would have to be a pretty myopic affinity, cos Poles grind their knuckles into powder while the Irish are pure lazy fucks with a hearty sense of victim-hood which they naturally lapse into at the slightest indication of labour. Myself included.
I'll tell you, this is the one and only instance being able to type quickly and arbitrarily scatter complex insults has ever worked out for me in a physical sense. We have this intranets kinda wank in work where you can instant message fuckers. We sit almost facing each other in work, and I make her laugh and get paid for it. There should be that satellite delay between me and all living things. I'd get on a lot better with the universe.
Anyway, mid-life crisis notwithstanding, it makes you feel alive and everything else is trying to kill me.
Happy burfday, and a happy new year, to you.
And the same to you, my friend. Apart from the birthday thing, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Some fools never learn. She's using you Chavis. It's what women do. At the first chance she'll fuck you over, and you'll be back on your own again.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I'm guessing Dave doesn't get laid much these days. :no:
Not by the womens, anyway...
Is it that time of year again when you celebrate rubbing your cheek against the maternal labia?
Understanding the game, doesn't mean you stop playing, you just play it to suit you. Men need to use women as women have and continue to use men. Of course someone like you who is lead around by their dick can't understand that. Why don't you tell us all again about how much your wife loves you, whilst she fucks off out to work everyday and spends her time looking at (and you hope that's all she ever does, but I doubt it) other men. Wondering how she could use them to have whatever she wants. Just like she has used you. I'm sure you can make an argument which convinces you its true, as Chavis discovered not so long ago though, its not.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
The solution to something wrong isn't to create more wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by OhNoYouHavent
Mary might be mistaken and I am actually a genius because I figured that one out by Third Grade.
What a misogynistic thing to say, accusing all women of doing 'wrong'.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787The solution to something wrong isn't to create more wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by OhNoYouHavent
Mary might be mistaken and I am actually a genius because I figured that one out by Third Grade.
Yeah I'm huge into misogyny.:mellow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu0rP2VWLWw
Understand "that woman" is out there,
it can't be reasoned with,
it can't be bargained with,
it doesn't feel pity,
or remorse, or fear,
and it absolutely will not stop,
EVER, until you are dead.
How very appropriate :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RiQgyIVtrUQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Congrats.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I realised over the weekend I'm as old as Tim Peake.
He's an astronaut.
I wanted to be an astronaut. :emo:
Obviously, this post is more about me than you.. Just sayin' ....
My most adaptable workers are Eastern European. True story. They go too far, in my opinion. To the point that I feel like I'm exploiting them.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceI have much to say on the subject, Benjamin. Thanks for bringing it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
Ireland, in general, has incurred, over recent decades, an absolute fuckload of Polish people. Dunno why they decided to dunroam here, perhaps they feel an affinity. That would have to be a pretty myopic affinity, cos Poles grind their knuckles into powder while the Irish are pure lazy fucks with a hearty sense of victim-hood which they naturally lapse into at the slightest indication of labour. Myself included.
I'll tell you, this is the one and only instance being able to type quickly and arbitrarily scatter complex insults has ever worked out for me in a physical sense. We have this intranets kinda wank in work where you can instant message fuckers. We sit almost facing each other in work, and I make her laugh and get paid for it. There should be that satellite delay between me and all living things. I'd get on a lot better with the universe.
Anyway, mid-life crisis notwithstanding, it makes you feel alive and everything else is trying to kill me.
I am.
I'd prefer them to refuse, because if everyone was united in demanding a certain wage and standard, we'd have no choice but to pay it.
We'd also have no choice but to charge it.
Otherwise, it's not great for the guy at the bottom. Not in this case.
I'm glad to hear your rapist wit has finally become legal and appropriate for work. That is excellent.
Who would have thunk it.
Yeah, happy belated birthday.
Happy Birthday! :)
http://www.famousbirthdays.com/most-popular-people.html
I have to believe that there's some other popular culture internet for adults that I just can't find.
You're probably oder now, with him being in space and travelling at very near to the speed of light.Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaCongrats.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I realised over the weekend I'm as old as Tim Peake.
He's an astronaut.
I wanted to be an astronaut. :emo:
Obviously, this post is more about me than you.. Just sayin' ....
Yeah, the bastard it's fucking win win for him whichever way you look at it. (as long as the way you look at it is not the irradiated balls way)Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulYou're probably oder now, with him being in space and travelling at very near to the speed of light.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
(Not that it matters if my balls are irradiated or not anymore, they've done their thing)
(At least that's what I've been led to believe)
Sorry I missed your birthday bud. Happy belated. Are you still a shithead?