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who is still here I remember?? 14 years ago hard to believe, a lot has happened since then, I was 21 back then, I will be married in just under 2 months time. to think back then I was drinking all day post whoring on here on dial up moderns while downloading music..
If you drank all the time I have a feeling that you may not remember that much.
Me. :)
nah, that is a pure myth I have never blacked out and not remembered anything, sure I have been very different when drunk but always remembered what I did.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
You only took pure meth. That explains a lot.
You just can't remember that you had forgotten, but that's not the same as not forgetting everything you could have remembered.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adsternah, that is a pure myth I have never blacked out and not remembered anything, sure I have been very different when drunk but always remembered what I did.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
If that statement confused you, then you're too drunk right now and will forget this exchange ever took place.
Would that your Mum could say the same thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adster
Edit. Sorry.I misread that as "been blacked".
Also technically, Mary is still here even though it's fairly apparent that's he's never been all here.:mellow:
Are you trying to fault me for keeping some of me over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'm a scientist, I don't deal in fault, only facts.
If you were a real scientist, you'd be well practiced in finding fault everywhere except at home.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
As a scientist, please explain this
http://i.imgur.com/FSNqT3L.png
I'm a Christian Scientist so I'm basically honour-bound to ignore anything even remotely connected to actual science.
That said I'm fairly sure that it has to something to do with preternaturally pale skin and an alarming lack of visible muscle.
I liked Adster better when he was a blind pissed incomprehensible object of hilarity and confusion.
Love and time change people. And not for the better. Hopefully he'll suffer a brain injury soon.
In other news, my ankle got an unpronouncable fracture in Wetherspoons the other evening. I swear to the holy neutron I was completely sober. Some Wetherspoonerist had left a fucking ashtray mine on the floor, which I did not see, seeing as I tend to look ahead for fear of walls and people and stuff. Captain Crunched the weird bit of my upper foot.
Currently sporting a moon boot extraordinaire and am more dazzled by the medical ingenuity than the pain.
Also on tons of drugs and alcohol.
Damn, right in the Witherspoons. That's one of the worst places to get an unpronounceable fracture, iirc! :O
Yeah, but they'll settle outta court like a Jackson.
That's very good news! Sorry you're hurting, btw.
At least now you'll be able to moonwalk.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Lol it sure does, I could no way read my posts from years ago and see what I once was without crindging.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
crindge
krindj/
verb
- 1.
to make a mockery of the English language.
"he crindged the fuck out of that sentence"
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Originally Posted by chalice
But what free drink did you have with your chicken burger? And did you double your chicken burger for an extra £1?
For a story about chicken burgers I have to say this is probably the second best one I've ever heard.
Wait a cotton pickin' minute.
Taking the "u" out of words is bad enough.
Just adding a "d" in for no reason, what the fck is that all aboot.
haha I knew I would get you guys on that!Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
because Aussie add whatever the fuck they want on the English language.
I mean who want's to have a root on the dunny?
Drink, a great slave but a terrible master.
As is the mind.
There's always been a "d" in mind.
What about Bindge drinking?? or tear the door of the hindges, you say Tomato I say Po...tar...toQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
You were too drunk to remember, but you started minge drinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdsterWhat about Bindge drinking?? or tear the door of the hindges, you say Tomato I say Po...tar...toQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Before you feel like you can celebrate, know that someone else had made her wet.
Oy.
Yoh, I'm still here, how about you?
:mellow:
I'm with Dear John (09529) on this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Shitting hell Adster; I think I can remember ribbing you over the 2003 rugby World Cup final!
It's been a been a long time man, congrats on the pending marriage.
I remember some December song.
Not dead yet! just wish a tokoloshe will get my former wife i should be so lucky.......
Fuck yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Voetsek
It's my favourite South African non sequitur aficionado who never uses commas and is a bit racist :happy:
Then at least your ex-wife has something to look forward to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Voetsek
You're going to have to narrow that down.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerFuck yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Voetsek
It's my favourite South African non sequitur aficionado who never uses commas and is a bit racist :happy: