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Don't believe anything he says, for they're tales from his death bed.
I'm a little drunk. When you make me angry, I'm a big drunk.
I thought that you were a little bit country.
This is about anime, isn't it. Or comics :eyebrows:
I can't imagine chavis having anything else in common with a big ghey like mary.
Mary and myself shamefully tumble through the coats in the wardrobe into an alternate dimension where things are really real. I can't recommend it. No good ever comes of it.
Turns out it was Mary's birthday in past recent solar cycles, and so abhorrent to her is the concept of acknowledgement of her existence on the traditional annual basis, that she wilfully hid her alternate dimensional profile until the birthday heat died down, only to pop up again and announce the whole sorry event in retrospect. Well, I tell you, intercunts. I ribbed her gently about starting a thread here, but I would never betray a friend. She clearly thought me a soulless jew and constructed this thread in an ill-imagined preemptive buffer. Well, it worked. I don't have to start a thread now, keeping my conscience and souls intact.
Happy birthday Mary. Love you. :kiss:
I see this has something to be about some allegorical representation of Heaven. I'm at a loss to see how Jews would fit in unless in this scenerio they are the witch.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Don't worry, mate. You can have half of my soul.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I see this has something to be about some allegorical representation of Heaven. I'm at a loss to see how Jews would fit in unless in this scenerio they are the witch.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Any idea how old Mary is? I guessing by his pictures somewhere around 57-58.
Ha. I wouldn't go any further. Safe to say he would definitely be a paedophile if he fucked a kid.
Happy Birthday, Murray.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGao3TTXE5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98ThUqGSfEI
And many many more:D
I'm a rambunctious drunk. I only owe myself an apology, but I don't accept those so fuck it.
Why does it say 'curry' on the back of your Hispanic bf's car?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Originally Posted by manker
There's more to the story, but that's the name of the dealership that "sold" the car.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerWhy does it say 'curry' on the back of your Hispanic bf's car?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
If there's more to this rollercoaster ride, let's hear it.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThere's more to the story, but that's the name of the dealership that "sold" the car.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Also, are you enjoying the hatsuyuki?
Happy birthday Jimmy Saville in disguise.
Like you are in love with Stephen Curry of the the Golden State Warriors? You never met a tikka masala you didn't like? You've seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show an unhealthy amount of times? Which is to say at least once.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Clearly neither of you with your punk rock songs understand Mary's heart like I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuA1ikIOqJY
Nice Peal Necklace:DQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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:lol: :artist::artist: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Is this silly hebrew being purposefully stupid or what? Am I the only one who realises how clinically unworthy it is? Idol, how can you tolerate such idolatry?
Somebody needs to get embarrassed quick shape. I would think the adult would have to take a firm hand. That's you, Idol. I haven't vomited in a while, but my disbelief in this monkey upsets my stomach. People like it just can't be real.
I thought you would have learned by now that I don't tease titillation but rather banish banality. Now I'm tasked with trying to make it just a little interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerIf there's more to this rollercoaster ride, let's hear it.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Also, are you enjoying the hatsuyuki?
My grandfather had a senior position with Curry dealerships, and the car was originally a gift to his wife, my grandmother. I had mostly been estranged from them, which is something inherited from my mom since she was kicked out of the house when she was 14. My grandmother was crazy, and her jealousy of my mom's presence in the household prompted my mom's early emancipation. There was little contact over the years, but she reconnected with her father as he was dying of cancer. The loony grandmother came to live with us after my grandfather's passing, and the car came with her. Nobody was driving it until I hit 14 and started taking it out illegally. When I got my license at 16 (Florida), I officially inherited the car. The end.
Cult followings usually interest me enough to spend the 1-2 hours on certain films, but the entirety of the Rocky Horror Picture Show has yet to be visited by my eyes and ears. I've seen clips and references here and there, so I know of it, but I've never actually been motivated enough to watch it.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Like you are in love with Stephen Curry of the the Golden State Warriors? You never met a tikka masala you didn't like? You've seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show an unhealthy amount of times? Which is to say at least once.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
On a side note, I love curry whether it's Indian, Chinese, Thai, "British", or Japanese. Even more, I love that at most Indian places here, the side of naan I get is as large as a fat newborn.
but for all the wrong reasonsQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
zettai ryouiki center screen at 1:08
Oh sure, that's exactly what my google search history needed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
If you were going by pictures, I couldn't have been born before 1970 (if you believe it's me at 16 laying on a car produced in 1986). At the other end, if I was married when I first started posting here (again, assuming that to be true), then I couldn't have been born after 1993. So, I'm a person who is born sometime between 1970-1993, which makes me somewhere between 23 and 46 years old. Take the average of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I hope that dissatisfies you.
To clarify the math on that, you have to put two into 69.
Funny the movie was really a cult in my younger days(more my brothers and sisters, i was younger), and to really appreciate it, you did need to see it in your local theater with the crowd/audience special effects to appreciate it more:)Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
For curry flavors you missed Jamaican style in your pleasure pallet, and i too like eating food with curry flavors, but i need to pleasure it in the garage or the restaurant, for it takes a spring cleaning to get the smell out of your household..
And afterwords you have to make sure the washroom facilities are all clean and clear for the pallet luv's the flavors but the stomach and sphincter regret it later.
PS. Macky one of my Chinese friends was born and raised in Jamaica before moving to Canada(like 12 siblings) , and his mother kind of built a small green house like structure walking into the front porch of her house and she grew pepper plants/trees in it.. I can tell you when you got out of the car and started walking towards the house your nose would tingle, then when you opened the porch door, your bloody eyes would burn!!!, it was the first time i have had a pepper actually make me tear even before i tasted it:fireman:
At times it makes my eyebrows twitch, other times I shift a little in my seat.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
That said, if everyone was aligned with me, how would the girl I really like notice what I was up to.
From that and other posts I've managed to glean that the statistically most probable age you hit a few days ago was 40.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI thought you would have learned by now that I don't tease titillation but rather banish banality. Now I'm tasked with trying to make it just a little interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
My grandfather had a senior position with Curry dealerships, and the car was originally a gift to his wife, my grandmother. I had mostly been estranged from them, which is something inherited from my mom since she was kicked out of the house when she was 14. My grandmother was crazy, and her jealousy of my mom's presence in the household prompted my mom's early emancipation. There was little contact over the years, but she reconnected with her father as he was dying of cancer. The loony grandmother came to live with us after my grandfather's passing, and the car came with her. Nobody was driving it until I hit 14 and started taking it out illegally. When I got my license at 16 (Florida), I officially inherited the car. The end.
You old tan cocked reprobate.
:whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
I don't feel it's so much "idolatry' as simply trying to support a friend on some shite site where friendship seems to be an extremely rare commodity.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
As for this ''worthy'' nonsense, Samuel Johnson someone who wrote decidedly better than even your esteemed self, said ''Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not''.
He also said there were snakes on a motherfuckin' plane, so it evens out.
I'd call it a draw between him and chavois.
Oh hang on, chavis wrote wart poetry which I accidentally read some of. Sam wins.
:artist: ;) :artist:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'm not sure how to interpret those emoticons, but if they're a cry for help - fear not:Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina:artist: ;) :artist:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'm fond of you even if I'm not always kind. Unlike some Torontarians who like cats and bikes but will remain nameless.
Talk about back-handed compliments :(