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Well, I still haven't had sex. I still have one hope though: maybe my former brother-in-law will get me a prostitute. (I can't afford to pay for a prostitute from my own pocket). But, oh God, I've been missing out on life so much! There are so many beautiful women, but I have no idea how to start a romantic relationship with any of them.
Don't give up hope, Oleg- women make mistakes all the time. You could be one of them! :D
lol
Wow,, Oleg. I remember about reading about this same problem like 7 years ago. I thought for sure you would have just "accidentally" walked in on your sister while she was showering or masturbating and gotten it over with by now.
Start saving them dollars. There's a stigma about paying for sex,, but trust me, running up in a pay-for-sex woman all bareback is a complete rush... Like playing Russian roulette I would guess.
About $40 is all it'll will take. You wouldn't believe the amount of self-esteem some females do not have.
hey oleg,
the other day I saw funkins reply to a five year old post u made on some hush hush trackers advanced user forum, where u were happy to see some familiar faces. then someone else replied to point out you hadn't logged in in years and were probably never gonna see his reply. i was momentarily sad when i realized almost all those familiar faces stopped torrenting as well. i dont much care for private trackers anymore either but its sad to see these ghosts of when i was really involved, in a necro'd forum post 8(
but you're both still here! uwu
Clawguy, TSOL are a pretty cool band, I really like that album you have as your avatar - but your posts are the most emo posts that ever have been written outside of Tumblr.
There's only so much leeway that av can buy you before people start assuming you cry yourself to sleep listening to MCR.
Which is surprising what with you being the big romantic and everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
I actually cry myself to sleep listening to TSOL. o.oQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxhU5YQqwo
If you're not against incest and nothing over all the time that I've known you makes me believe you might be, I hear that you're Mum will sleep with literally anyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
I am against incest, of course...
Look how beautiful she is: http://www.sex.com/pin/53612268-inocent-blonde . Unfortunately, I can't have her.
Her nips look ever so slightly strange and imperfect, you're a virgin not blind! Tell her to put her clothes back on and GTFO!!! :snooty:
Why did you post the picture of someone who committed suicide 2 years ago?
Looks like you're well-acquainted with the event ;)
Two years ago, I was curious about his case because he and I were similar in some way, but I still have no idea why that dude was so angry at the world and why he felt so detached from it.
Well this has taken something of a weird turn.
Good job
Because he was mental.Next question.:coffee:Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
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Originally Posted by Funkin'
Shit, around here you could get a crack or heroin whore for 5 bucks.
Not that I would know anything about that :ermm:
You can get a tranny for $4 in my area, which basically means I win. I, uh... Idol told me.Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
I told you a lot of things but strangely this seems to be the only one that stuck with you.
I guess that since I'm white and don't own a bike, none of the other information was relevant :idunno:
Was the Tranny on a bike?Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
I find both of those statements difficult to believe, Miss. Thankfully I have an easy test for this. If you sing along then I know you are lying.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRGcDO-U8Nc&index=6&list=PLF00339EBC3A46F8B
Wouldn't it be simpler and quicker if you had sex with your former brother-in-law?Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Every time I pop in, you are banging on about not losing your vaginity, or is it virginity? I never know with you, Oleg.
Seems like you are just as sad today as you were all those years ago when I first had the misfortune to trip over one of your posts.
Thankfully, this "misfortune" can be easily overcome by ignoring it :wank:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
I too thought so :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Honestly, I am disappointed in the whole lot of you. When the problem was fresh, it was fun to pick on him, but after this much time, we've entered a crisis state. In this crisis state, you still pretend to offer advice or help. How insincere.
Oleg, dear Oleg, I will be a true friend. I will dress up like a pretty lady and let you have sex with me.
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Originally Posted by Idoleyes
Your mum's pretty hawt. You should be proud. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
If I decide to pay for sex, does it mean I view other people as sexual objects? Is sexual objectification morally wrong? I wonder how I should view other people...Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
Seeing how your posts here are basically one big testament to the objectification of women I think that ship might have already sailed.
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Cheers claws. It was nice to come back to the internets and see some of the old familiar faces as well. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by 1000possibleclaws
But... Why?Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Because society has told you that it's "wrong"?
Pfft...fuck that. If I gave into societal norms I would be living the so-called typical life, wife/kids/thousands upon thousands in debt to a house and 3 vehicles... Just because that's how I'm supposed to live.
Nah. Soon I'll be getting me a nice rv and living wherever the fuck I want from week to week. Screwing whoever I want from week to week. And showering and brushing my teeth as little as I want from week to week
But not to stray from the topic. Have you ever REALLY thought about it? I mean, sex with a family member might be some of THE greatest sex you'll ever have because you've been taught that it's "naughty"...
Well isn't sex out of wedlock or not for creation supposed to be naughty anyways? So why not go ahead and have the naughtiest sex imaginable? I say if you're attracted to a member of the family, go for it Oleg. You never know, that same family member may be thinking the same of you...
:)
Not giving into societal norms doesn't mean that you have to aspire to the lifestyle of one of Negan's reavers.
I mean, the shops where you are right now will get restocked, and being clean feels good unless you've got a deviant French gene somewhere in your make-up.
Totally agree on the incest stuff.
Oleg should post pics of his mom's tits as this is a sharing forum and although unlikely, there may be someone among us who hasn't seen them yet.
Yes, yes and from behind bars.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegLIf I decide to pay for sex, does it mean I view other people as sexual objects? Is sexual objectification morally wrong? I wonder how I should view other people...Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
Eh. I've found being clean constantly is overrated. I used to gag in the past at my hippy friends cuz of their B.O. But now I've realized a little crust behind the ears and some vinegar'y balls combined with a slimy asshole is not as bad as I used to think it would be to have.
I can never give up deodorant though, so I guess I'm just a poser in the eyes of the hard core scumbags.
You can try rubbing actual vinegar or lemon juice in those pits or other nether regions. I haven't tried it myself because who the fuck buys lemons? However, soaps are basic (alkaline or higher pH) due to sulfonates being the go-to micelle formers, and the raised pH promotes bacterial growth that leads to BO. Therefore, lowering the pH with acids (acetic, citric, etc.) should be a suitable prevention or maintenance method. Maybe even Coca Cola could work because of its phosphoric acid content, but I don't remember the pH or if it's low enough to be comparable to lemon juice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
At this time of the morning, that didn't make much sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou can try rubbing actual vinegar or lemon juice in those pits or other nether regions. I haven't tried it myself because who the fuck buys lemons? However, soaps are basic (alkaline or higher pH) due to sulfonates being the go-to micelle formers, and the raised pH promotes bacterial growth that leads to BO. Therefore, lowering the pH with acids (acetic, citric, etc.) should be a suitable prevention or maintenance method. Maybe even Coca Cola could work because of its phosphoric acid content, but I don't remember the pH or if it's low enough to be comparable to lemon juice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
I regret creating this topic. We all know there is no biological need for sex. We also know that all of us share one thing in common: we want others to care about us and we want to care about others. If I have sex with someone and then I'll never see that person again, will I be satisfied? I don't think so. People should have sex when they want to show their sexual partners that they truly care about them. This thread should have never been created.