Drinking, chiefin', and pills

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12-03-2016, 08:27 AM
Funkin'

Drinking, chiefin', and pills

Such a great combination. I mean fuck! It's like floating on a cloud while an angel masturbates you and plays with your chocolate starfish at the sametime.

Except for the potential damage to the body.

I've always had back pain, well, since my 20's. But it seems to be getting worst. And now my knees are swelling and it's taking me a LONG time to piss. So I usually just end up saying Fuck It and sit down like a bitch. Then the flow starts. So maybe the kidneys?

What do you experts think... Because I know I'm invincible to outside chemicals, so what I'm experiencing has to be due to aging, right?

What do the other aging men here think? At least we're not like women and get all saggy and dried up as we age, we just become more distinguished...
12-03-2016, 11:52 AM
manker

Re: Drinking, chiefin', and pills

Dude, what's chiefin'?
Mulder can probably help you with the health stuff, he's had asian fingers inside his butt to cure his bus issue.
12-03-2016, 12:17 PM
JPaul

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It worked.

Unfortunately he can now only travel on buses with an asian's finger in his hole.

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12-05-2016, 01:54 AM
DaveReg

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So much porn :unsure:
12-05-2016, 03:42 AM
mjmacky

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Rip the toilet out of the ground and start popping a squat for both numbers. You'll feel like a real man and over time you'll strengthen the muscles supporting your patella.
12-06-2016, 07:07 AM
Funkin'

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Originally Posted by manker

Dude, what's chiefin'?
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My bad. Chiefin' is the word us jackoffs around here use for smoking weed. Which I think is in the works to becoming legal in my state due to the ol' mighty Trump.

Someone who has had multiple fingers inserted in his bum is someone I must talk to.
12-06-2016, 07:11 AM
Funkin'

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Rip the toilet out of the ground and start popping a squat for both numbers. You'll feel like a real man and over time you'll strengthen the muscles supporting your patella.

This is actually an idea that I'm going to consider. My dumbass was thinking about digging a hole behind the garage(mainly because my manly bowel movements seem to clog my low flow toilets quite regularly). But your idea will keep me indoors during winter months and keep my sack and butthole warm...

Cheers
12-06-2016, 08:02 PM
mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

and keep my sack and butthole warm...

Cheers

That's the thing with little sisters, they get lazy as they age.
12-06-2016, 08:14 PM
IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

I've always had back pain, well, since my 20's. But it seems to be getting worst. And now my knees are swelling and it's taking me a LONG time to piss. So I usually just end up saying Fuck It and sit down like a bitch. Then the flow starts. So maybe the kidneys?

What do you experts think... Because I know I'm invincible to outside chemicals, so what I'm experiencing has to be due to aging, right?

What do the other aging men here think?

If you want my honest opinion, I think that you're ghey as a peacock and should shut the fuck up until you have something worthwhile like a gunshot wound to complain about, homo.
12-07-2016, 07:07 AM
Funkin'

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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That's the thing with little sisters, they get lazy as they age.

Isn't that the fucking truth. But in my case it's older sisters. It's like once I got into my mid 20's and started getting greys they were no longer interested. At least I have old panties and memories...

Idol, point taken. Thank you for opening my eyes. And I'm not being sarcastic.
12-07-2016, 12:10 PM
mjmacky

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

until you have something worthwhile like a gunshot wound to complain about, homo.

You should be more specific. Like, how old can the gunshot wound be?
12-07-2016, 04:56 PM
Caballero

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

until you have something worthwhile like a gunshot wound to complain about, homo.

You should be more specific. Like, how old can the gunshot wound be?

Half as old as his oldest piece of Tupperware, plus 10 years. Or something like that.
12-07-2016, 09:05 PM
Skiz

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Dude, what's chiefin'?
.

My bad. Chiefin' is the word us jackoffs around here use for smoking weed. Which I think is in the works to becoming legal in my state due to the ol' mighty Trump.

Someone who has had multiple fingers inserted in his bum is someone I must talk to.

If it were to be legalized in your STATE, it would be because the voting population of your state choose to do so. Where does Trump come in?
12-08-2016, 06:20 AM
Funkin'

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Originally Posted by Skiz

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

My bad. Chiefin' is the word us jackoffs around here use for smoking weed. Which I think is in the works to becoming legal in my state due to the ol' mighty Trump.

Someone who has had multiple fingers inserted in his bum is someone I must talk to.

If it were to be legalized in your STATE, it would be because the voting population of your state choose to do so. Where does Trump come in?

From what I was told he's the one that's pushing for it here. But now that I think of it, he can't do any of that stuff until he's been sworn in. Correct? So yeah, that didn't even enter my foggy mind when I was told. Guess it's just finally coming here then...