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I lost my virginity today!!!!!
Guys, I have the most incredible news. I actually lost my virginity today. Yes, let it be known that on June 12, 2017, at the age of 35, I lost my virginity. I paid $150 to a prostitute and she was cute. She was on top of me when we were having sex. ON TOP OF ME.
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Congratulations
Isn't that a difficult position , being on top of you . I always do it from the side
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Hope your arse is not too sore this morning. Congrats, I guess!!
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Oleg getting laid? That's social justice.
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
Guys, I have the most incredible news. I actually lost my virginity today. Yes, let it be known that on June 12, 2017, at the age of 35, I lost my virginity. I paid $150 to a prostitute and she was cute. She was on top of me when we were having sex. ON TOP OF ME.
It doesn't count if the prostitute goes on top, unless you bury them afterwards.
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If he paid $150 I can almost guarantee he got screwed :lol:
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You payed 10,000 rs for a prostitute just to put your cock inside her vagina ?
:geek:
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
Guys, I have the most incredible news. I actually lost my virginity today. Yes, let it be known that on June 12, 2017, at the age of 35, I lost my virginity. I paid $150 to a prostitute and she was cute. She was on top of me when we were having sex. ON TOP OF ME.
You are now on that slippery slope to losing your house (maybe you still live at home but I`ll not assume) and all your other assets. You have been tempted by the wizards sleeve, better than a sludge tunnel so congrats for that.
Good luck I guess.
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I really don't care about any of this , OlegL but I suppose if you gave me $150 I could pretend to give a fuck.
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
I really don't care about any of this , OlegL but I suppose if you gave me $150 I could pretend to give a fuck.
Whore. My I-don't-give-a-fucks are real and free.
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IdolEyes787
I really don't care about any of this , OlegL but I suppose if you gave me $150 I could pretend to give a fuck.
Not Enough for you :whistling
Maybe we should get Trump to negotiate??
:artist:
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
I really don't care about any of this , OlegL but I suppose if you gave me $150 I could pretend to give a fuck.
Whore. My I-don't-give-a-fucks are real and free.
That i believe....
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Originally Posted by
Barbarossa
If he paid $150 I can almost guarantee he got screwed :lol:
Agreed, paying for 25 years of donator status on FST would have been the better choice :sly:
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It was such an incredible day for me. You don't know how happy I felt when our bodies were together... I was kissing many different parts of her body (except her lips, since prostitutes don't allow their customers to kiss their lips). During that day, I felt truly ALIVE.
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Where did you find her? How old was she? Would you say that it was the best 12 seconds of your life?
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A friend of mine had done 5 prostitutes , a french prostitute , That is how he began this whole prostitution quest .then an Indian girl , A Lebanese prostitute , A German prostitute , an Israeli prostitute . currently looking for a wife :-)
He says the same thing sometimes , oh how awesome it feels
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You are basically nothing compared to him . Maybe you should do more :glag:
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Originally Posted by megabyteme
Where did you find her? How old was she? Would you say that it was the best 12 seconds of your life?
She was young; that was all I cared about. I felt a sense of intimacy with her; that's why it was one of the best moments of my life. I live in NYC, so I found her in NYC.
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What if the guys from the west coast beats you up ?
:emorod:
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Also is there a NYV ? New york village ? Was it occupied by england before the settlers arrived ? Lol . Because that is how it sounds like , New Yolk city
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Have you read the , New Yolk City by Henry the Navigator ?
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No , i was just trying to make a joke .
Everyone has some aims in life .My aim sort of ended in 14 June 2017 .
I hope you continue with yours :-)
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OlegL
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Where did you find her? How old was she? Would you say that it was the best 12 seconds of your life?
She was young; that was all I cared about. I felt a sense of intimacy with her; that's why it was one of the best moments of my life. I live in NYC, so I found her in NYC.
Was she on the street? Craigslist ad? Holding up a sign that suggested she'd 'work' for food? Just running along at the playground?
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OlegL
It was such an incredible day for me. You don't know how happy I felt when our bodies were together... I was kissing many different parts of her body (except her lips, since prostitutes don't allow their customers to kiss their lips). During that day, I felt truly ALIVE.
#andforthatmomentwewereinfinite
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anon
#andforthatmomentwewereinfinite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBuwC4VJi50
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megabyteme
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
She was young; that was all I cared about. I felt a sense of intimacy with her; that's why it was one of the best moments of my life. I live in NYC, so I found her in NYC.
Was she on the street? Craigslist ad? Holding up a sign that suggested she'd 'work' for food? Just running along at the playground?
My sister's ex-husband was the one who contacted her. We drove in his car to the place where she lived. Then he paid her, and I had sex with her.
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OlegL
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Was she on the street? Craigslist ad? Holding up a sign that suggested she'd 'work' for food? Just running along at the playground?
My sister's ex-husband was the one who contacted her. We drove in his car to the place where she
lived. Then he paid her, and I had sex with her.
That's a spooky verb tense you used there...
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OlegL
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Originally Posted by megabyteme
Where did you find her? How old was she? Would you say that it was the best 12 seconds of your life?
She was young; that was all I cared about. I felt a sense of intimacy with her; that's why it was one of the best moments of my life. I live in NYC, so I found her in NYC.
That's lovely, that is. And I'm sure she felt the same :emo:
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OlegL
My sister's ex-husband was the one who contacted her.
I`ve got a rough idea what the grounds for that divorce was :S
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megabyteme
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
My sister's ex-husband was the one who contacted her. We drove in his car to the place where she lived. Then he paid her, and I had sex with her.
That's a spooky verb tense you used there...
Well at least she went out with a bang.
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Gribley
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OlegL
My sister's ex-husband was the one who contacted her.
I`ve got a rough idea what the grounds for that divorce was :S
:lol:
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IdolEyes787
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megabyteme
That's a spooky verb tense you used there...
Well at least she went out with a bang.
Oleg: I have a choking fetish
Girl: crefksltiblwkscprbeeeqz
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
My sister's ex-husband was the one who contacted her. We drove in his car to the place where she lived. Then he paid her, and I had sex with her.
That's a spooky verb tense you used there...
And I like this one of yours too. God it is like having unlimited ammo.... unlike Oleg I`m sure....
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How will this thread benefit our interest and our life?
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In exactly the same way that every thread this board has ever produced will.
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megabyteme
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
My sister's ex-husband was the one who contacted her. We drove in his car to the place where she lived. Then he paid her, and I had sex with her.
That's a spooky verb tense you used there...
As Gribley pointed out, the dangling modifiers are far more worrisome.
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dion09529
How will this thread benefit our interest and our life?
She was on top of him :batman: