New Legs For Meg And Re-schmuck Canada Fund. Unite and Make More Matter Mean More.

Megadeth, you do know that it was probably Canadian jews who engineered this whole sick emasculation conspiracy debacle, homes. That's how they jew.

Coming round mutilating your children's sacred parts while you are righteously morphed out on medically approved pharmaceutical voodoo administered to you by a son of Abraham or some such kebab joint. Check your medical stats. Steins and other variations fuckers with money in their names ice-picked your lower lumbar. Like Trotsky only less interesting.

I hope you're happy now, jews. You've made your point.

Megadeth, check all cltor(i)ses and foreskins in your household to ensure they're intact. I suspect some of them might not be. Just don't call in SWAT. They are all Russian and all Russians are jews.

You may take our lives, but you'll never take our foreskins. Unless we get a urinary tract infection or somesuch. Jews, eh.

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Now, I don't spout no professorship of excess flesh and what not. But it occurs to moi, even as an extravagant gentile, that there's meat wot doesn't meet. I'm talking abattoirs and overspill and above all, waste. How many Hebrews hewn? Infanticide? Let's talk logistics here, kids. If we pile up all of the foreskins misappropriated since the conception of Bawa, or whatever his name is in fucking numbers or something and set them up in some kinda soylent green situ, is there any edict in the indecipherable, fucking bullshit, barbarty to let us know where the schmucks go. Except New York, obz?

I'll tell you the most interesting thing about being a jew right now. Lost. The fucking tv show. I was forced by internets-point to get ludicrously over interested in kabbalah. Turns out, that's just wank too, and I got a little too exuberant about Promethea (an Alan Moore thing). I felt terribly betrayed by the jews and all the pigshit they put in their minds but not in their mouths.

I think jew, I think Lost, I think Lost Foreskins. I think debt of flesh. I think the least you butcher fuckers could do is make Meg bionic or some such. He must have the telescopic eye. That's a deal breaker. Fucking jews. You owe us a mountain of foreskin and a reshoot of the last two seasons of Lost and your eternal gratitude for savng your arses in the war.

Are you a Hitler's descendent, or what?

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Always the spastic. Perhaps one day it will learn to type. All I see are memes and smilies.

You're like a rabbit on a roadside, child.

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Are you a Hitler's descendent, or what?

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Why would you say that? As far as I'm aware he died childless. Are you Donald Trump's descendant or what?

Lemmy? Sid Vicious? The Moomins?

https://i.imgur.com/IYCHoXd.jpg

Yep, meme boy. Why reason when you can steal other people's work.

Jew.

This thread is so far over your head, pigeons are taking shits on you in disgust.

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This thread is so far over your head, pigeons are taking shits on you in disgust.

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You have a severe disability in both cerebral hemispheres.

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This thread is so far over your head, pigeons are taking shits on you in disgust.

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You have a severe disability in both cerebral hemispheres.

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You're not qualified to present that flimsy diagnosis. I may be perfectly cognizant. I may not. The only difference is, I seem clever, while you do not. I wonder what you'll say next.

Bear in mind, this can continue like this for as long as you like and each word makes you stupider.

Don't the Catholics have a part in this, also. They like to remove foreskin just as much as the jews. They think it's a cure for HIV (at least that is what the Pope tells Africa).

Uh, sorry to interrupt, but Hitler is alive, well and plotting his return to power in a military base in Antarctica, where he recently celebrated his 129th birthday. Just thought you ought to know.

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You have a severe disability in both cerebral hemispheres.

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You're not qualified to present that flimsy diagnosis. I may be perfectly cognizant. I may not. The only difference is, I seem clever, while you do not. I wonder what you'll say next.

Bear in mind, this can continue like this for as long as you like and each word makes you stupider.

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Wrong! Your brain has never been used.
Anyone has the right to be an idiot, but you're abusing of this right.

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You're not qualified to present that flimsy diagnosis. I may be perfectly cognizant. I may not. The only difference is, I seem clever, while you do not. I wonder what you'll say next.

Bear in mind, this can continue like this for as long as you like and each word makes you stupider.

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Anyone has the right to be an idiot, but you're abusing of this right.

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My bi-weekly gazette of minute by minute updates as to which archaic idioms of speech and newly uncovered 20th century debaucheries we're allowed to talk about has absolutely fuck all to say on the subject of the rights of idiots. There are no special clauses for idiots. The US Constitution depends on them for its very survival. They're even encouraged no live amongst you as loyal citizens. But you don't beat a murder rap for not being able to tie your shoes.

So, seeing as I have no rights, aliable or otherwise as an idiot, what it is you think you're taking offence to in this thread? If it is just me being an idiot, well, that's not very imaginative, is it, princess twinkletits, and it becomes a little more apparent how much of a mongling I'm dealing with here.

Anyway, as I was sayingto Jew-Die in that other thread...

Did you know that they are obliged by sacred scripture to eat their own feces every second Tuesday? True story. That's why they all fast on Mondays or only drink milkshakes sprinkled with gold fillings from the teeth of middle class black rapper kids .Eating your own shite, like. What kind of a religion is that?

Totah Torah Torah

Judaism is the name of the religious faith and set of practices that are shared by the Jewish people. Technically, to be a member of the Jewish people, one needs either to have been born to a Jewish mother or to have converted to the Jewish faith by one of the generally recognized movements within the feces eating element of society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEbNRp5tq-E

Think I'll keep this one afloat. The thread title alone is some of my best work...

Seeing as we now have an invested audience of one, including myself, let's set this squalid planet to rights, kids. What shall we discuss? Can I pick? Let me, let me.

Jews. We're going to be discussing the jews.

But chav, them jews is okay with us over here. We don't like what you've been saying about them jews and we think we'll just up and fucking kill you over the internets. We have the technology. We can kill you over the internets like easy.

At last, a worthy opponent.

I like your style, kiddo, but I'm a gonna have to take exception to your stance on the jews here. You say jews is news, but I say jews is olds. Do you see what I'm getting at?

I fink so, chav. Maybe you should explain it for all the spastics to understand.

Nope. We never explain. This is FST.

Cunts keep forgetting that.

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Some people just don't get jewish humour.

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no , no christian humor
no jew humor
no islamic humor

go home , change your avatar , do something else

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But this is what I do. I am home. Aviator stays. Now, what the fuck are you gonna do, hemorrhoid?

I think you'll find I can do any kind of fucking humour I like.

I'm taking that as a compliment.

Yep, just hold on to this bucket of piss while I write that list up for you.

Don't drop it.

i am sorry , i just encountered something bad . internet does not feel like internet anymore , just a load of cum religious talks always

We have a stray.

Trust me, if there were any Canadian islamists or christians on here, they'd be getting it too.

Luckily I dodge that bullet by converting to Modern Paganism a couple of years ago. I also now gender identify as "slightly cerulean".

There's one of those transformers where I work and I'm not supposed to call it he or she or it. It makes no cents. Just because "they" have a mental illness I have to not use normal, accurate words. What if I wake up and decide I'm a race car and wear a steering wheel around my neck, would people be forced to call me vroom vroom? Would they too be forced to go to a lunch time meeting about the whole thing? I bet they fucking wouldn't :snooty:

This is mental and I've read about some colleges in the US forcing professors to likewise.

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It goes on to say: "Some individuals may not feel included in the use of the pronouns 'he' or 'she' and may prefer alternate pronouns, such as 'ze,' 'zir,' 'hir,' 'they' or 'them,' or might wish to express themselves or self-identify in other ways (e.g., Mx. instead or Mr., Mrs., Ms., or Miss, or no prefix at all)."

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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgar...ines-1.3402300

As long as they are not hurting anyone, people can call themselves whatever the fuck they want. Just call them by their name. I would love to lock mike p3nce in a room with a transgender. Of course he would probably secretly love it, also.

If the individual is acting in a similarly respectful manner, I would do my best to accommodate when appropriate -- if merely one-sided attention grabbing, then FUCK that.

When wouldn't wanting to be referred to as "zir" be considered not attention grabbing?

Yeah, it's petty and dramatic, but if they were polite, I may play along. Ultimately, it's the act of someone struggling with an identity -- not much harm in allowing them to invent something that gives them comfort or happiness.