Hoi, Americans what's Orlando like?

Me and t'misses are looking to go there for 10 days, I've never been to murcia before. She's wanting to do all the famous shit like universal and Disney and sea something and some Harry Potter faggot world. I'm more worried about being shot to death and put in prison which according to Netflix is guaranteed.

Also, I understand nothing is close together location wise, everything's a ballache drive away? I don't dare drive while I'm there from fear of being arrested but there's buses in America?? And do you have normal British food like McDonald's & Subway?

It's usually hot and sticky (especially July/August). You would be best to rent a car. Use GPS to find your way. It's not difficult (except you drive on the wrong side of the road). There are plenty of shady people driving around Orlando every day that never get pulled over, arrested or shot. You'll be fine. I haven't been to Orlando since the early 90's so things have changed. Most of the stuff you see in movies or TV is a dramatization. Stay away from night clubs. I went to Disney World every summer from 83-88. Went to Sea World and saw Shamu. Go to Daytona beach.

Have fun.

Living 30-40mins away currently... especially on those months weather... I'm with Mac on this. :)

(Not to forget Tampa's "Bush Gardens" about 45mins away... animals, attractions and FREE beer.) :alien:

It's a shithole mate. There's that stupid Disney thing that no one likes, and then the roads a full of alligator bitey things, and everyone there speaks with a really strange accent that is like British, but not, if you know what I mean.

Best off going to Bognor.

The only guy I know living in Miami has been jailed for the last four years.

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

...and then the roads a full of alligator bitey things... and everyone there speaks with a really strange accent that is like British...

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Again... to be completely fair YES to the "bitey things" as I dispatched 4 on the farm last year (4 to 4.5' or about 150cm+ Plus) in my ponds. (See Photo) {sigh} :yup:

(Oh... in our defense some of us speak with decent English / British accent depending on who you meet.) :alien:

cheers! ;)

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Sweaty, sexy, greasy, cheesy, lusty, hairy, bald, heavy perfume, lots of sparkling drinks, blow, fist, dogs, legs, poker, rum, more rum ...

So yeah, a blast... ;)

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Sweaty, sexy, greasy, cheesy, lusty, hairy, bald, heavy perfume, lots of sparkling drinks, blow, fist, dogs, legs, poker, rum, more rum ...

So yeah, a blast... ;)

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Disney has changed its` policy a lot then.

As said before get yourself a car... and get some change for the endless tollbooths. We`ve done it many times now and really it is piss easy to drive an auto, I would (did) have a run around the rentals' carpark to get used to an auto if you`ve not done one before.... just put left foot to sleep for duration but getting used to it is weird for a while.

Oh and don`t do NASA, it sucks shite... a long nice drive for no reward unless you like crap Angry birds thing, Busch gardens well worth the trip even if you bus it. Avoid Epcot as well it bites... has not improved over the 4 trips I`ve made in the last 20yrs

Epcot was great in the 80's when I went. Of course I was 8-12 years old. I went to Kennedy Space Center. It was so long ago, I can't remember much. I do remember being thirsty and getting a drink of water from a water fountain. Man does Florida tap water taste horrible. Maybe it's better now. When I drive an automatic, I use left foot for brake, right foot for accelerator. I know it's not taught in drivers ed. You would probably fail driving test doing it, but I have always driven automatics that way. I think law enforcement is taught to drive that way.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Me and t'misses are looking to go there for 10 days, I've never been to murcia before. She's wanting to do all the famous shit like universal and Disney and sea something and some Harry Potter faggot world. I'm more worried about being shot to death and put in prison which according to Netflix is guaranteed.

Also, I understand nothing is close together location wise, everything's a ballache drive away? I don't dare drive while I'm there from fear of being arrested but there's buses in America?? And do you have normal British food like McDonald's & Subway?

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There's definitely some fun to be had but I hope you like crowds. The thought of stuffy buses and Disney lines makes me shutter... Do yourself a monster favor. All those crowds are going to drain you. You'll go home needing another vacation to recover. Save your last few days for the beach and relax some before heading home. Head to southeast Florida about 3 hrs away and enjoy some absolutely epic bikini bods and beautiful water. Ft Lauderdale is nice. Then fly out of Miami.

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Originally Posted by Skiz

The thought of stuffy buses and Disney lines makes me shutter... Do yourself a monster favor. All those crowds are going to drain you. You'll go home needing another vacation to recover. Save your last few days for the beach and relax some before heading home. Head to southeast Florida about 3 hrs away and enjoy some absolutely epic bikini bods and beautiful water. Ft Lauderdale is nice. Then fly out of Miami.

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One of the worst days of my life was spent standing in line in withering heat at some Amusement Park. On the other hand, some of the better days of my life were spent at the beach so I couldn't agree more with that suggestion.

I suspect that the area would be better without the tourists and Floridians. Never been there, which is a plan I intend to keep.

I resemble that remark! :rolleyes:

(It's just a disguise though.) :alien:

@Idol: ...last time I was at a beach led to my first stroke 45 minutes later. Haven't been back since. (Adding My 2-cents in $USD)

I don't think you can claim cause and effect on that. Also watch Justified, Mulder.

Perhaps not... but why tempt fate. :huh:

(The Gulf water was warm for an April, but the sun (I baked!), was a lot warmer.) :alien:

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Originally Posted by Stehle

I resemble that remark! :rolleyes:

(It's just a disguise though.) :alien:

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I know you are from Florida, my friend. We'll put you in the 'outlier' category. :D

I put you more in the inclosetier category.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I put you more in the inclosetier category.

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Funny... I just left the closet... WAIT! You meant "Water Closet" right? :dry:

@Mulder: BTW... You probably might want to skip the rides at Daytona Beach if you go. :alien:

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Originally Posted by Stehle

Perhaps not... but why tempt fate. :huh:

(The Gulf water was warm for an April, but the sun (I baked!), was a lot warmer.) :alien:

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Unlike yourself, Stehle I use science and reason to determine causation. As I'm assuming that you're a light-skinned Caucasian ie you have the cawk of Asian , then logic dictates that your struggle with the sun is God's retribution for your melanin deficient ancestors being slave owners.

Science, my friend, not your Floridian swamp superstition.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by Stehle

Perhaps not... but why tempt fate. :huh:

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As I'm assuming that you're a light-skinned Caucasian ie you have the cawk of Asian , then logic dictates that your struggle with the sun is God's retribution for your melanin deficient ancestors being slave owners.

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Naww... Trinidadian, (darker skinned) & Eastern European ....and we take the sun well. From a long line of farmers. :chris:

(Pirates too... so I guess that blows the science & reason shite out the ass.) :alien:

God is clearly punishing you for being descended from pirates. Scientifically speaking, it's a clear as the parrot on your shoulder, peg leg.

Too True! :w00t:

(I walk this way because of that peg, but the parrot does keep me balance... "Har"!) :alien: + Space = Space :chris:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOTgoqy5rO0

This is now your official theme song, Stehle. Wear it proudly.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmS342OQcI

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Hoi, Americans what's Orlando like?

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Well he was OK in Pirates of the Caribbean but I found him a bit annoying as Legolas. :unsure:

I Snee what you did there.

"...the only place in the universe to get a decent glass of water... :dry:

(I WISH!) :alien:

@Mulder: Btw... the water sucks in MOST of Florida too.