So the merkins have banned us across the bored. Or is it the real Europeans. :unsure:
Either way, I'm getting you sectioned.
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So the merkins have banned us across the bored. Or is it the real Europeans. :unsure:
Either way, I'm getting you sectioned.
Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Or in this case, shutting the stable door when the rancid diseased contagious horse is already inside.
This sounds more like our politicians than the virus. We'll survive the virus...Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/111483...en-live-on-tv/
Do you think this was a Sky editing trick to match the voice-over, or something else.
US is still allowing travel from the UK and Ireland even though both have rapidly increasing cases of COVID-19 because you're islands or something and everyone knows that zombies can't swim. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51860702Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
Speculation is that the Euro ban is purely because Trump is a vindictive little twat and the European Union has been berry mean to him.
I have a positive test result for covid-19. If I'll stop post here, I died.
Good job, that fake doctor's note should be enough to weasel out of PE classes :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
As for me, I survived mad cow disease, SARS, swine flu, ebola and Justin Bieber, so coronavirus, bring it on.
Dion: Mom, mom... I passed a test...I passed a test!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Dion's Mom: You fucking idiot.
So he finally went for that low-budget prostitute.
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Originally Posted by dion09529
Serious question. Why should I care?
I mean like what's one less Eastern European in a tracksuit to me?
Well, per The Donald, unless he's from Poland, the old CSSR or Hungary he could technically still come over to poke you in the eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Serious question. Why should I care?
I mean like what's one less Eastern European in a tracksuit to me?
Test stuffs should available at Walmart by now I surmise. :ermm:
(WAIT! Did my monitor just move by itself??) :alien:
Cooool, they probably don't want urine...
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Given a choice between possibly dying from COVID-19 or going to Walmart, I'm opting for the virus every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stehle
And this is a Canadian Walmart mind you, where only like 95% of the customers are obese and smell like dead rat. I'm pretty sure I'd kill children to stay out of a US one.
Well I can see this is another fine day to end on a "high" note. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Given a choice between possibly dying from COVID-19 or going to Walmart, I'm opting for the virus every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stehle
And this is a Canadian Walmart mind you, where only like 95% of the customers are obese and smell like dead rat. I'm pretty sure I'd kill children to stay out of a US one.
The test kit results can be written in fortune cookie form:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stehle
You just purchased this kit at Walmart-- of course you NOW have COVID-19. The last time anyone here washed his/her hands was a construction worker who helped build the place.
I heard or thought they said... "Self Medicate"... but it was..."Self Isolate"....hmm :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeThe test kit results can be written in fortune cookie form:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stehle
You just purchased this kit at Walmart-- of course you NOW have COVID-19. The last time anyone here washed his/her hands was a construction worker who helped build the place.
(I'll still go with the former and wait for the official FST response before doing the ladder.) :alien:
FYI... It's called "Having your cake and eating it too." ;)
I'm not hungarian, although I know the numbers.Quote:
Originally Posted by CaballeroWell, per The Donald, unless he's from Poland, the old CSSR or Hungary he could technically still come over to poke you in the eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
hatszáz tizenegy ezer 
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Originally Posted by dion09529
I heard they have new numbers at Walmart. :dry:
(Maybe you could get some more?) :yup: :alien:
No one remembers the swine flu, I guess...
"DUMF*CKERY!" Hahaha!...:lol:
(You nailed that one Cabby!) :alien:
You hit that one outa the park! ;) :lol:
Things never approached getting this bad with other diseases.
https://www.sfexaminer.com/news/in-d...r-coronavirus/
So in San Francisco going for a walk is now illegal. Cool.
Who knew? That during a pandemic you could go to a sharing site and pick up some infectious laughter. Sharing and caring.
My Hungarian has gaps. I get Big Eight, Eleven, Hundred. I'd never get a job teaching Hungarian. Maybe I should publish a phrase book instead. Ezer has got to be the coolest number evvah, whatever it is.
You know i luv ya....Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Do you ever have anything positive to ever say??
1- I guess you don't believe in preventative measures?? Just like now that our own country finally realizes what needs to be done to prevent fatalities
2- Do you think about this!!! How many lives were tragically lost in other outbreaks because of less preventive measures??
3- Speak of how many lives are lost tragically and now are doing exactly what the US did?? Over 300 million people in the US!!!. how many lives lost?? Saying myself one is too many!!!!!
4- The every day flu virus kills more people than the Wuhan/Chinese/Corona Virus/COVID-19 will ever!!! Did you ever care about that??
5- If the Republicans or Trump cured cancer (G-D willing), you would find something negative to say??
The time is to come together and think positive and responsibly on how to stop this virus from spreading;), now Canada is finally doing what it needs to do as well...
It is time to stop blaming and be together I know it is hard for you buddy , but now it the time to be positive, and make sure you have enough toilet paper, or install a bidet. it has multi purposes will give you a clean undercarriage and a drinking fountain :). Or have you perfected the Sea Shell thing:unsure:
You know Cabby, if you think that Trump is doing such a bad job, you could always move somewhere else right??Quote:
Originally Posted by Caballero
But I don't see you going anywhere so fast buddy;)
The Absent Minded Democrat would do so much better, or should i say the Communist Independent Millionaire with 3
homes :rolleyes:
Go Tulsi 2020!!!:lol:
I'm fairly sure that I would do well in an apocalypse. I base this belief entirely on bearing a slight resemblance to Tom Hardy.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Improved;)Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
You can't speak of that J2K4, that is forbidden/off limits right, that side of US government or there paid/sponsored/fake news media forgets those things;)
I am not sure how to respond, other than thinking there may be some sort of positive humour in there for a change.....Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I'm fairly sure that I would do well in an apocalypse. I base this belief entirely on bearing a slight resemblance to Tom Hardy.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
The question still is, if you stocked up on toilet paper and Campbell's Chunky soup??. You know the one that "Eats like a Meal":)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNxhSe4TiOQ
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Originally Posted by shainaYou know i luv ya....Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
now Canada is finally doing what it needs to do as well...
It is time to stop blaming and be together I know it is hard for you buddy , but now it the time to be positive, and make sure you have enough toilet paper, or install a bidet. it has multi purposes will give you a clean undercarriage and a drinking fountain :). Or have you perfected the Sea Shell thing:unsure:
I think were all reveling in anxiety... but took shaina's advice and installed one today... ex said Publix was outta TP again! ...though bottom of car is nice and shiny. It also works well... once the critters stop thinking it's their water bowl.
(Stress... ya think? Us swamp folks luv a good laugh... and laughter of a safe and and psychotic type is still very therapeutic!) :alien:
EDIT: I musta missed the "Sea Shell thing." what was that? Can I purchase one before they disappear like a "White Cloud". :blink:
Are you thinking making compost Stehle:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Stehle
I actually took out the Bidet in the plans when i built my house, maybe it was a mistake:unsure:.. Any place you go to get TP you
have to go early in the morning, the same with Costco, they do get every day shipments but sell out early in the morning usually,
at least here they do.
You can live in a Igloo or a Tee pee and still like a good laugh buddy....Quote:
(Stress... ya think? Us swamp folks luv a good laugh... and laughter of a safe and and psychotic type is still very
therapeutic!) :alien:
;)Quote:
EDIT: I musta missed the "Sea Shell thing." what was that? Can I purchase one before they disappear like "White
Cloud". :blink:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7nFEnFtvCM
Edit.. Hey Stehle , Don't forget to get out there and vote too buddy....
Tulsi 2020!!!!:lol:
1. I focus on the long-run and hope to God that the damage done to this country/society and its institutions over the last four years can be reversed.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
2. Where would I go these days? Not like anybody lets anyone in. I guess I could still travel to Canada. :)
At the very least I have the confidence that either one of them will ask and listen to the experts and not disband the pandemic group of the NSC. I mean, who'd a thunk that you can't just wing it and have to rely on experts in their field to combat these things? Damned elites.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Ah, yes, the other Russian plant in this election cycle...Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
No. If the stores run out of food then I'll steal it from weaker people and if the weaker people run out of food then I'll eat them. It's the cycle of life.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Also I'll try and only eat bad people because I'm not a monster. :)
Frankly I'm hoping for the end to start already so we can begin the looting as I would really like a better stereo.
Well the US people survived 8 years of Obama, so nothing could be that bad right;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Caballero
So what Trump and the experts did by closing the borders and stop travel you agree with right;)Quote:
2. Where would I go these days? Not like anybody lets anyone in. I guess I could still travel to Canada. :)
So every day that i watch multiple news conferences on TV and media sites are not experts?? Boy you are really brainwashed aren't you Cabby.....Quote:
At the very least I have the confidence that either one of them will ask and listen to the experts and not disband the pandemic group of the NSC. I mean, who'd a thunk that you can't just wing it and have to rely on experts in their field to combat these things? Damned elites.
Obama and the Democrats being in power have killed more Americans because of negligence of action than any Republican, i like your media stations to explain that?? Again what is done is done, time to move on and think positive buddy... and remember Health Care for all would not be any better there, watch and wake up what is going on in Canada right now!!!. And the Middle East (except one place:)), and the EU and the smart separating UK are so much better:rolleyes:..
Right now the US looks pretty good compared to everyone else.....But i know you will find a Left wing propaganda that says different, but you know and i know you phone home and i speak to others on the ground as well;)...
Think positive, that is all you can do and all of this will pass and be stronger!!!
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Originally Posted by shaina
Russian plant that is against war?? Hmmm that is interesting, and yet still a left wing nut bag!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Caballero
Go Tulsi 2020:yay:
PS. What is really amazing is this virus started from somewhere and not Canada, EU , UK, or the Middle East, yet the most noise you hear is everywhere but the source, doesn't that bother you??
I got a kick out of the article in the SFExaminer. At least three readers wrote that the measures were "communist". Meanwhile, Alberta (the Canadian Province of that name) announced its own measures, including cancelling weddings and funerals. I hope they get called communist too. Nothing the alt-right (by Canadian standards) likes more than being called communist. "Totalitarian" is also speculative, but at least it gets across the meaning of the objection.
Now that is funny, but you say "Bad" people?? i don't think i would trust you being a judge of that:shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
And the same someone will be looking at you as a weakling too, then what??
You want a brand new NAD amp that is still sealed in the box in my basement, come and pick it up:)..When i move into a condo most of the stereo equipment i am going to give away, and just buy sound bars, i want the neighbors to like me:), and yes i will be looking at corner condos :)...Quote:
Frankly I'm hoping for the end to start already so we can begin the looting as I would really like a better stereo.
I have and Ping Pong, Air Hockey, and Arcade Hockey tables also my kids don't want as well....Hook a trailer to your bicycle and pick them up if you want....
So am i reading your post wrong?? you don't agree with the policies of avoiding the spread of the virus?? Do you have any elderly friends, relatives you care about??Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregg987
Links of the article?? Opinion or Policy article??
If you say so. Might want to read this, though: https://www.salon.com/2020/03/17/gop...-good-at-this/Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Oh, I have no beef with that, even if it is a personal inconvenience. However, wouldn't it have been nice if he had done so, oh, maybe two or three weeks earlier rather than calling it a "democratic hoax" and a "deep state conspiracy"? I guess Hannity on Fox news finally got around to recognizing and telling people how serious the situation is, after lying to his audience (who, by the way, being of the older variety is most susceptible to the virus) -- in a just world the guy would be put in jail for at least negligent homicide. Because there is no doubt that someone will die because of his bullshit propaganda.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Also funny how Fox told their viewers that everything is okay while the company itself was already implementing policies to protect their staff. Preaching water while drinking wine...
Like who? Fauci? Sure, but his message for the longest time has very much diverged from what The Donald has been saying. "Dr." Ben Carson? Just because he is on stage and stands behind Donald does not make him an authority in this case -- he's a surgeon and not an expert on pandemics. The experts that were in government, like the pandemic office that was part of the National Security Council got shitcanned. But as Donald said, he does not know anything about that, so he's not responsible. You know, it's like Truman said: "The buck stops with that guy over there. I'm not responsible." Or something like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Ad blocker didn't let me, that tells me it is a left wing nutbag site automatically :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Caballero
It amazes me how the left wing douche bags can pivot so fast LOL!!(This in not at you personally buddy).. When did Trump implement the travel ban?? While the shitbag Democrats were impeaching him!!!. Is that a fact you forgot??, Again Fox News was the only one reporting anything at the time about the virus, every left wing news site, was busy 24/7 on impeachment!!!, then when that fell apart again now it bash Trump on something else,. Come on Cabby call a spade a spade at least. Again Fox News and news sites that actually report news talked all about the Virus coming out of China, show me one thing in Jan on a left wing site that even mentions it!! Good Luck buddy LOL!!! Fox Never said everything was ok they were the ones reporting about the virus and at the time there was no true facts coming out of China, but they were reporting about it!!! How many fatalities in the US vs the world??!!! Look at your population!!!, One is too many but give credit where credit is do!!!...Quote:
Oh, I have no beef with that, even if it is a personal inconvenience. However, wouldn't it have been nice if he had done so, oh, maybe two or three weeks earlier rather than calling it a "democratic hoax" and a "deep state conspiracy"? I guess Hannity on Fox news finally got around to recognizing and telling people how serious the situation is, after lying to his audience (who, by the way, being of the older variety is most susceptible to the virus) -- in a just world the guy would be put in jail for at least negligent homicide. Because there is no doubt that someone will die because of his bullshit propaganda.
Again no sense in blaming anyone in this time of crisis, i hope people everywhere get better and they get the vaccine out in time to stop the spread, and a proper medicine to help the elderly:)...
More garbage you post and bias, what next Pence is the expert!!!Quote:
Like who? Fauci? Sure, but his message for the longest time has very much diverged from what The Donald has been saying. "Dr." Ben Carson? Just because he is on stage and stands behind Donald does not make him an authority in this case -- he's a surgeon and not an expert on pandemics. The experts that were in government, like the pandemic office that was part of the National Security Council got shitcanned. But as Donald said, he does not know anything about that, so he's not responsible. You know, it's like Truman said: "The buck stops with that guy over there. I'm not responsible." Or something like that.
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And what about all of the people on the teams that are underneath these people!!!. How did Obama do with the H1N1 team and who was on that. Again if you want to debate please tell the truth and not lies Cabby;).. Again you don't see or know the real people doing the research or even where it is being done!!!
Again debating is one thing but praying for the wellness on people in our positions is much more important...I can say without a doubt that Biden would fuck everything up!!!, and the reputation in Washington when it comes to Commie Bernie, i trust Tulsi more than the 2 of them put together, that should tell you alot;)..
What is really amazing is you could watch Fox News and still get live footage of Obama and what he was doing for all 8 years!!!.. How many debates were on Fox News for Democrats??!!. And how many Democrats and Commie Independents had Town Halls!!!..
Now how many times do you ever see a rally of Trump on any of the sites you go to or news stations?? Fucking Zero!!!, You saw the Impeachment 24 hrs a day tho !!!, and that is a problem and not see what is really going on in the world...It would be like myself getting all my news from RT or Al Jazeera (which is linked to CNN now!!!). And yet i still go there to see what they are reporting, and compare it to other sites, Do YOU??
Sometimes what i see is Washington worrying about there agenda and not the people??!! Half the population likes Trumps agenda 25-30% disagree with some but like how the country is, the rest are left wing nutbags that don't give 2 shits about the majority of the country, and you see that now, who the fuck can vote for Biden when he can't even remember his name!!!, but it is better than the alternative and the the USA knows it.. Look what is going on in the primaries Cabby:)
I wish nothing but Nachas to you and your family buddy, but don't be one sided, be positive...
Tulsi 2020!!!:partytime
Edit: Looks like Biden just won all 3 primaries FL, IL, AZ what does that show you;)
Come on lets hear it all!!! Voter suppression, rigged, bias, Russia interference!!, Ukraine fixed!!! Not the American people have brains right;)
Here you go on Fox News the Bartender speaks !!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoESX5CpAtM
It amazes me that all the young dependent children that there parents pay for there education stand in line at Disney World for 3hrs to ride the roller-coaster but don't stand in line to vote!!! Give me a break and this was debunked as well, voter suppression, she is full of shit!!!. Plus i am really trying to figure out if half the people at Commie Bernies rallies are even old enough to vote:unsure:
And the money that she was supposed to pay to the Democratic party she spent on left wing nutbag people she backed and they all got slaughtered in there elections..
I try to visualize how the world would be if she was the President??
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Be Well:lol:
Edit 2: Well Well Well Cabby, it looks like the Bartender got one in Marie Newman won in Illinois by a cunt hair (pardon the pun:))
The people have voted. We will throw a billionaires of our choice in to a volcano, in order to appease the virus.
It worked before. It will work again, as long as we all work together.