well i keep hearin that girls like the sensitive type and well i for some reason doubt that
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well i keep hearin that girls like the sensitive type and well i for some reason doubt that
;) Yeah, well, sensitive on it's own doesn't quite cut it, you have to be sexy as well. But that's nothing to do with looks and everything to do with attitude.
:)
well tell me what a sexy attitude is so i can see if i have it
i like a deep pocket. :P
....With weed growing out of it :PQuote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@28 November 2003 - 19:42
i like a deep pocket. :P
well mabe that why there are so many more guys that drink than womenQuote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@28 November 2003 - 18:42
i like a deep pocket. :P
ha!
i guarantee i could drink any man under the table.
especially, if its free. :D
(mmmm....snny, youre making me dribble)
How many men have you found under the table LilMiss? :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@28 November 2003 - 18:48
ha!
i guarantee i could drink any man under the table.
especially, if its free. :D
(mmmm....snny, youre making me dribble)
:D its always nice finding a man under your table. :lol:
I just had a wee look. But no I am out of luck tonight. :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@28 November 2003 - 18:55
:D its always nice finding a man under your table. :lol:
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/raisebrow.gifQuote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@28 November 2003 - 13:48
ha!
i guarantee i could drink any man under the table.
FC B)
:o maybe he is hiding behind the young virginal waif you have under there. :huh:
seriously though, my man has to;
*make me laugh.
*make me tea.
*make me scream like the whore of babylon.
*make me feel special.
*drink like a fish, and smoke like a chimney.....well, I wouldnt wanna embarrass them with my talents. :D :P
What is a virginal waif. I want to know in case thee is one under my table. If there is, what action should I take. :oQuote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@28 November 2003 - 19:06
[color=blue] :o maybe he is hiding behind the young virginal waif you have under there. :huh:
I am not afraid, I mean whos afraid of virginal waif? :rolleyes:
Yep - with a hole in it! gnorf! :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@28 November 2003 - 18:42
i like a deep pocket. :P
And don't forget the hairy arse!!Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@28 November 2003 - 19:06
:o maybe he is hiding behind the young virginal waif you have under there. :huh:
seriously though, my man has to;
*make me laugh.
*make me tea.
*make me scream like the whore of babylon.
*make me feel special.
*drink like a fish, and smoke like a chimney.....well, I wouldnt wanna embarrass them with my talents. :D :P
Me bags is packed and I'll be over in the Focus before you can say stinky minky! :blink:
hahaha, Fugs what use is hole in your pocket, when you have one in the leg of your trousers? ;) :D
Boab, I never found one. I think its all a myth.
as for Virginia Waif.....she was eaten by a wolf. :blink:
not my kinda girlQuote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@28 November 2003 - 19:06
:o maybe he is hiding behind the young virginal waif you have under there. :huh:
seriously though, my man has to;
*make me laugh.
*make me tea.
*make me scream like the whore of babylon.
*make me feel special.
*drink like a fish, and smoke like a chimney.....well, I wouldnt wanna embarrass them with my talents. :D :P
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:o maybe he is hiding behind the young virginal waif you have under there. :huh:
seriously though, my man has to;
*make me laugh.
*make me tea.
*make me scream like the whore of babylon.
*make me feel special.
*drink like a fish, and smoke like a chimney.....well, I wouldnt wanna embarrass them with my talents. :D :P
u don't know what you're missin - ;)
thats fine. <_<
youre not my kinda guy.
:lol:
u don't know what you're missin - ;) [/b][/quote]Quote:
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:o maybe he is hiding behind the young virginal waif you have under there. :huh:
seriously though, my man has to;
*make me laugh.
*make me tea.
*make me scream like the whore of babylon.
*make me feel special.
*drink like a fish, and smoke like a chimney.....well, I wouldnt wanna embarrass them with my talents. :D :P
not my kinda girl
lol well i donno about the drinking and smokeing like a chimney part ya know
:P i feel so sad :(Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@28 November 2003 - 19:51
thats fine. <_<
youre not my kinda guy.
:lol:
:o Jeeeeeez! Sorry matey! Fergot I'd been in here. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by RapFan@29 November 2003 - 04:21
well tell me what a sexy attitude is so i can see if i have it
Confidence dude, act like every girl you meet wants to bonk you. CHARM them. I swear, looks don't count for anything over confidence and charm.
:) Hi lilmiss! Are we bustin' out a number? :D
;)
:o Jeeeeeez! Sorry matey! Fergot I'd been in here. :lol:Quote:
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well tell me what a sexy attitude is so i can see if i have it
Confidence dude, act like every girl you meet wants to bonk you. CHARM them. I swear, looks don't count for anything over confidence and charm.
:) Hi lilmiss! Are we bustin' out a number? :D
;) [/b][/quote]
confidence heh
;) Yep, you get that swagger going in front of the mirror and practise the ever so confident one liners and you'll have them eating out of your hand. Or something. :ph34r:
lol so women wanna be controlledQuote:
Originally posted by AussieSheila@29 November 2003 - 16:43
;) Yep, you get that swagger going in front of the mirror and practise the ever so confident one liners and you'll have them eating out of your hand. Or something. :ph34r:
lol well i donno about the drinking and smokeing like a chimney part ya know [/b][/quote]Quote:
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:o maybe he is hiding behind the young virginal waif you have under there. :huh:
seriously though, my man has to;
*make me laugh.
*make me tea.
*make me scream like the whore of babylon.
*make me feel special.
*drink like a fish, and smoke like a chimney.....well, I wouldnt wanna embarrass them with my talents. :D :P
not my kinda girl
u don't know what you're missin - ;)
Once lilmiss worked you over, you might start liking the chimney.........
The drinking will come naturally after that....... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yogi_WhoStoppedDrinkingButIsAllChimneyNow
will everyone shut up about my beergut?Quote:
Originally posted by AussieSheila@29 November 2003 - 16:28
:) Hi lilmiss! Are we bustin' out a number? :D
im getting a complex! :P :D
;)
:huh: Eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr! Wrestlin' with that one. I'll let you know tomorrow.Quote:
Originally posted by RapFan@30 November 2003 - 02:45
lol so women wanna be controlled
:)
in my opinion, most women dont want to be controlled.
they just want a man who can be in control when needed, ie; physical pain, emotional pain, sex and making plans, etc...
if they are not mature enough to deal with these themselves, we dont wanna be controlled by them. :huh:
Awww.... me likes yer belly babydoll. :wub:Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@29 November 2003 - 11:23
will everyone shut up about my beergut?
im getting a complex! :P :D
;)
:D thats ok, I like your *explited deleted* http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/big+halo.gif
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Once lilmiss worked you over, you might start liking the chimney.........Quote:
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@28 November 2003 - 19:06
:o maybe he is hiding behind the young virginal waif you have under there. :huh:
seriously though, my man has to;
*make me laugh.
*make me tea.
*make me scream like the whore of babylon.
*make me feel special.
*drink like a fish, and smoke like a chimney.....well, I wouldnt wanna embarrass them with my talents. :D :P
not my kinda girl
u don't know what you're missin - ;)
lol well i donno about the drinking and smokeing like a chimney part ya know
The drinking will come naturally after that....... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yogi_WhoStoppedDrinkingButIsAllChimneyNow [/b][/quote]
oh why have u had experence with her?
okay... what do I look for in a guy... hmmm :unsure:
a great sense of humour... :)
a good listener...
a guy who is secure enough in himself to let me be who i am too.. :rolleyes:
a terrific lover... (stamina is a must) :o
a romantic... :wub:
confident...
empathetic...
warm...
a great conversationalist (and can talk dirty when the need arises) ;)
a terrific cook...
oh... and a mindreader... that's a must!.. ;)
the question is... is there such a man?.. :huh:
If microwave mac 'n cheese counts as cooking.... then yes I do exist! :D
well noQuote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe@29 November 2003 - 19:28
okay... what do I look for in a guy... hmmm :unsure:
a great sense of humour... :)
a good listener...
a guy who is secure enough in himself to let me be who i am too.. :rolleyes:
a terrific lover... (stamina is a must) :o
a romantic... :wub:
confident...
empathetic...
warm...
a great conversationalist (and can talk dirty when the need arises) ;)
a terrific cook...
oh... and a mindreader... that's a must!.. ;)
the question is... is there such a man?.. :huh:
I can do all them except cook :unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe@29 November 2003 - 19:28
okay... what do I look for in a guy... hmmm :unsure:
a great sense of humour... :)
a good listener...
a guy who is secure enough in himself to let me be who i am too.. :rolleyes:
a terrific lover... (stamina is a must) :o
a romantic... :wub:
confident...
empathetic...
warm...
a great conversationalist (and can talk dirty when the need arises) ;)
a terrific cook...
oh... and a mindreader... that's a must!.. ;)
the question is... is there such a man?.. :huh:
Oh and I don't have much confidence :ph34r:
But I can read minds :D Derren Brown style anyway :)
Jonno B)
OH, OH i gotta set you up with this guy i know he's just like tHat!#$%Quote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe@29 November 2003 - 19:28
okay... what do I look for in a guy... hmmm :unsure:
a great sense of humour... :)
a good listener...
a guy who is secure enough in himself to let me be who i am too.. :rolleyes:
a terrific lover... (stamina is a must) :o
a romantic... :wub:
confident...
empathetic...
warm...
a great conversationalist (and can talk dirty when the need arises) ;)
a terrific cook...
oh... and a mindreader... that's a must!.. ;)
the question is... is there such a man?.. :huh:
:rolleyes: Yes.... we all know how introverted you are Jonno.Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@29 November 2003 - 13:34
Oh and I don't have much confidence :ph34r:
Jonno B)
I can do all them except cook :unsure:Quote:
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okay... what do I look for in a guy... hmmm :unsure:
a great sense of humour... :)
a good listener...
a guy who is secure enough in himself to let me be who i am too.. :rolleyes:
a terrific lover... (stamina is a must) :o
a romantic... :wub:
confident...
empathetic...
warm...
a great conversationalist (and can talk dirty when the need arises) ;)
a terrific cook...
oh... and a mindreader... that's a must!.. ;)
the question is... is there such a man?.. :huh:
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