Personally I want money to buy books that I have long dreamed of, as well as some stationery (I have a weakness for beautiful notebooks and pens) and sweets. I love sweets.
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Personally I want money to buy books that I have long dreamed of, as well as some stationery (I have a weakness for beautiful notebooks and pens) and sweets. I love sweets.
A vaccine for the coronavirus that doesn't make you part of Bill Gates' plan to depopulate the Earth and turn it into a 5G cashless tracking chip society :emo: Failing that, a briefcase full of money so that I can keep living in the 2D world without interruptions.
However, I think it's a bit early to start talking about Christmasand we could all die before then anyway. Or did you put up your tree and lights already?
We got theSearsAmazon catalogue yesterday in the mail. It's definitely almost Christmas.
I got a Sears Wish Book as a present once. Weirdly, I ended up only wanting more stuff. :unsure:
Super plot twist: it was the 2021 catalog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caballero
Ahh... it's almost time for "Festivus"... {sigh}... :sadwalk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX55AzGku5Y
According to Pentagon supercomputers running doomsday scenarios, the current most likely way the World ends is that Santa Claus has the COVID. On Dec 25th of this year he infects all the planet's households with the disease resulting in every adult dying. The remaining children, too engrossed in social media and videogames to realize what has happened, succumb to starvation. The last one dies approximately two weeks later when the supply of Cheetos he has stashed under his bed finally runs out.
Jerimiah was a very good show and now 'some' can blame the Chinese, doesn`t help but hell if that makes people feel better.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I wish for whirled peas.
I want this so I can threaten everyone in the universe with impunity.
Think of all the free pussy I can have.
Think of all the new STDs you could discover...Quote:
Originally Posted by whatcdfan
Alots of Happiness.
I wished I could get a ps5 before xmas, but not going to happen
Hair's been thinning quite substantially over the last few months (25 now, getting old...) so I've asked my wife for some of this as one of my presents.
eskyboy?Quote:
Originally Posted by eskyboy8151
'Splain that, please.
Let us guess.
I think that he plays a lot of Warcraft and/or is part dog.
I don't know which is more strange, having hair loss at age 25 or being married at age 25... of course, I'm only seeing things from my perspective :mushy:
Sounds like you have the mange, esky. Have you tried rolling on dead squirrels?
This year especially, I'm thankful that I'm not American.
Bleh, a Canadian is basically an American without a gun.
We found that guns were unnecessary when Claude Lemieux discovered that you could kill a moose with a lacrosse ball.
America in 2022: "Hey Canada, you look like terrorists to us...we're going to need all of your natural resources and beer."
So, less than two years until Elon Musk invents a car that runs on maple syrup :alien:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
By the way, Idol, I was searching FOFA for vulnerable services some weeks ago and noticed the Chinese name for "Canada" apparently means "adds and brings greatness". How do you feel about Justin Bieber now?
Justin Bieber is the Miley Cyrus of male pop singers.
And Billie Eilish?
The delusional spoiled child that results from having no parental discipline. I will grant she is capable of singing although most she just mumbles stuff that she believes is profound but isn't. Still Eilish>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Megan Thee Stallion.
They're not the same person? I was certain 'Justin" was just Miley in male drag :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
for seal team 6 to fly to haiti and take care of the hostage takers
I want the Apple Watch 7 I ordered last week.
A really big watch from Invicta! Golden!
World peace, and that everyone stops whining about wearing their friggin mask.
I just want to dance in the sweet memories :mushy:
I'd like everyone who use to post here to post one more time just so I can get an appreciation how little I've actually been missing.
In other news BTN is still giving out the same Christmas upload bonuses that they were back when people still used dial up. If I didn't know better I would assume that they don't actually give a fuck.
Anon, for Christmas could hack my bank account and make me a billionaire because I've always wanted to own Tucker Carlson.
Alright, but remember "everyone" includes heavyweights like merwais, Polarbear and pro267 :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Perks of being the only TV tracker that exists, they don't need to do anything to be the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Just transferred it from shaina's account. Happy Hanukkah, infidel.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by anonJust transferred it from shaina's account. Happy Hanukkah, infidel.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I wondered why when i checked my bank balance it looked low:unsure:, but still not empty;)
If i had Idols money i would set mine ablaze :01:
Idol, On a Sad note: Mel Lastman passed away, he reached 88 years old.. Was very close to my (olav ha-sholom ), Father in law.........
Reported for antisemitism, financial speculation and bullying.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina