Well, spill, so I can start a dating agency here :lol:
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Well, spill, so I can start a dating agency here :lol:
http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/sho...finVi&ext=.jpg
:P
Hmmm.....Sonja, you need to sort out your profile ;)
Well.....
Funny
Intelligent
Cute
Tall
Not too slim
She must like lots of hugs and kisses
Good in bed and not be inhibited
She must like a laugh and a joke
Be able to keep up with me on beer
Think that's all for now.... :)
I know...but I don't have another a place to host it :(
:lol:
Reasonably smart
Looks dont matter TOO much although obviously they do matter some
Likes sex
Is Fun
Likes guitarists ( :rolleyes: )
Oh and a great sense of humour
EDIT: Oh yeah and not too slim, not too big
Not much then :lol:
Marc hunny....I don't think there is ANYONE who can keep up with you in drinking beer :oQuote:
Originally posted by mrcall1969@29 November 2003 - 21:13
Well.....
Funny
Intelligent
Cute
Tall
Not too slim
She must like lots of hugs and kisses
Good in bed and not be inhibited
She must like a laugh and a joke
Be able to keep up with me on beer
Think that's all for now.... :)
/me thinks of people throwing up outside restaurants.....
:lol:
Ok, seriously
Good personality
Caring
Sense of humour
Can think for herself; without forcing her beliefs on me if I disagree.
Good looking is a nice bonus, but isnt necessary.
<_<Quote:
Originally posted by Rat Faced@29 November 2003 - 21:15
/me thinks of people throwing up outside restaurants.....
:lol:
That's gross
:lol: :lol:
Marc hunny....I don't think there is ANYONE who can keep up with you in drinking beer :o [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky+29 November 2003 - 21:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 29 November 2003 - 21:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mrcall1969@29 November 2003 - 21:13
Well.....
Funny
Intelligent
Cute
Tall
Not too slim
She must like lots of hugs and kisses
Good in bed and not be inhibited
She must like a laugh and a joke
Be able to keep up with me on beer
Think that's all for now.... :)
You matched me glass for glass :P
Yes, I did...because my glass was HALF AS BIG as yours :unsure:
So, do I make a good match for you then? :P
<_<Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky+29 November 2003 - 21:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 29 November 2003 - 21:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rat Faced@29 November 2003 - 21:15
/me thinks of people throwing up outside restaurants.....
:lol:
That's gross
:lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
How do you think it was for the people inside???
I've never seen so many people hand Omelletes back to the kitchen :lol: :lol:
Can we now please stop talking about me puking in front of that restaurant? <_<
Get back on topic! Hijackers!
I guess....you just need to work on the beer thing :PQuote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@29 November 2003 - 21:18
Yes, I did...because my glass was HALF AS BIG as yours :unsure:
So, do I make a good match for you then? :P
That* - Sonja :lol:
Is this a trick Q where at the end you tell all us guy's were looser's and that the actual answer is -
Her G-spot? heh ;)
- ;) :P
Well, I look for the following -
Nice leg's, preferably wearing stockings heh ;)
Nice ass, got to have something nice to slap heh ;)
Nice breast's, size isn't overly important ;)
Someone that enjoy's my jokes, and can make me laugh too :)
Someone that cares about other's :)
Someone who's intelligent and smart, and know's who she is and what she wants :)
Someone that accept's me for who I am :)
- Can't think of anything else, but those are main thing's :)
Sniper.
low standards
Marc hunny....I don't think there is ANYONE who can keep up with you in drinking beer :o [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky+29 November 2003 - 15:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 29 November 2003 - 15:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mrcall1969@29 November 2003 - 21:13
Well.....
Funny
Intelligent
Cute
Tall
Not too slim
She must like lots of hugs and kisses
Good in bed and not be inhibited
She must like a laugh and a joke
Be able to keep up with me on beer
Think that's all for now.... :)
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/raisebrow.gif
These would be my perfect wives:
http://www.tvder60er.de/bilder/witch.jpg http://www.prsw.goe.ni.schule.de/200...sues/Pegtn.jpg
a rough guide.
http://server4.uploadit.org/files/291103-mmmmm.gif
[/QUOTE]Tall[QUOTE]
Heightist!
Doesn't anyone want a short, dark-haired, bodhran/guitar playing, scottish, squeaky voiced mouse?? :o
Except lamsey, I mean! :)
TallQuote:
Originally posted by WeeMouse@29 November 2003 - 23:20
Awwwww, I'm sure there's someone, but I'm tall and it looks kinda silly walking with a small girl :)Quote:
Heightist!
Doesn't anyone want a short, dark-haired, bodhran/guitar playing, scottish, squeaky voiced mouse?? :o
Except lamsey, I mean! :)
Awww.... we all love ya WeeMouse. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/hug.gif
:P We just don't wanna incur the wrath of the meanest mod on the boards.
I'll wear stilts mrcall!
And titey -Who's that then? :PQuote:
We just don't wanna incur the wrath of the meanest mod on the boards.
:lol: Yer boyfriend of course....Quote:
Originally posted by WeeMouse@29 November 2003 - 16:26
Who's that then? :P
- .... he's sooooo scary. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif
HeHe stilts...that means I can get out my unicycle and juggling balls then :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by WeeMouse@29 November 2003 - 23:26
I'll wear stilts mrcall!
And titey -Who's that then? :PQuote:
We just don't wanna incur the wrath of the meanest mod on the boards.
Hands off mouse :angry:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
TallQuote:
Originally posted by WeeMouse@29 November 2003 - 23:20
Ask me when I'm stoned maybe I'll say yes :lol:Quote:
Heightist!
Doesn't anyone want a short, dark-haired, bodhran/guitar playing, scottish, squeaky voiced mouse?? :o
Except lamsey, I mean! :)
failing my last reply, ill settle for a short, dark-haired, bodhran/guitar playing, scottish, squeaky voiced mouse :lol:
boobies... nah
i dunno, maybe eyes. nice face is always a plus. and that personality stuff is important too.
Honesty, thats all.
Fertilty.
Come on back to my place and scale my kettle some you fecund flipperdejibbits.
Form an orderly queue.
personality, consideration, kindness
a pulse..........oh sod it pulse optional :blink: ;)
:blink: Does she at least need to still be warm Zero?
http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/sm...guinsmilie.gifQuote:
Originally posted by titey@30 November 2003 - 04:29
:blink: Does she at least need to still be warm Zero?
She knows :wub:
Damn I'm smooth B)
Jonno B)
Edit: Denim :D
hmmm...
lemme think...
big tits
great asss
tan
good in bed
Bad eyesight.
Good credit.
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooQuote:
Originally posted by clocker@30 November 2003 - 07:25
Bad eyesight.
Good credit.
now you are talking :lol: :lol: :lol:
well i want her to have a brain :lol:
:blink: Well of course they need a brain....
- ....otherwise they'd be a vegetable an' you'd hafta take care of them.
Instead of then taking care of you.... like it's supposed to be! :D