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I went for my first time last night and I was completely blown away. Some of the very nice lady's were so kind as to de-virginize me and introduce me to the world of lap dances. At first I was kind of nervous about getting a lap dance but after the 7th or 8th time and about $200 I felt like a veteran. I can honestly say that might have been the best $200 bucks I even spent. Some of my buddy's that I went with suggested that I do some "pipe cleaning" before we left and that turned about to be a very suggestion.

So how many people here have ever been to a strip club?

200 bux!? lmao for wat like 1 min?

You ever seen the ping pong ball trick???

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Originally posted by Raped Ape@1 December 2003 - 03:18
200 bux!? lmao for wat like 1 min?

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Each dance was about 10 minutes long depending on how many encores you want. After the first dance when she asked "would you like an encore?" I told her what I need right now is a drink.


@mrcall1969 - No I have yet to see that little trick.

the one here in town charges $5 for a lapdance, which is cheap. it costs $20 for a v.i.p. and the only difference is you can suck the girls nipples if u want, or touch their p*ssy. you can't do much more than that, unless you have some serious cash.

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the one here in town charges $5 for a lapdance, which is cheap. it costs $20 for a v.i.p. and the only difference is you can suck the girls nipples if u want, or touch their p*ssy. you can't do much more than that, unless you have some serious cash.

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bitches should be payin you :D

yeah, really. i feel like a grunt.

200 dollars! :blink: I don't spend that much on my girlfriend for a night out, and I'm getting some.

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Originally posted by Darth Sushi@1 December 2003 - 04:11
200 dollars! :blink: I don't spend that much on my girlfriend for a night out, and I'm getting some.

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I know I know. But what the hell it was my first time ever going and it will probably be forever until I go back.

But what the hell are you supposed to tell a half dressed sexy as hell woman sitting on your lap whispering in your ear? I gave it my best effort not to spend that much money, but I failed miserably. I was putty in her hands as soon as she sat on my lap.

You should have posted before you went; we could have briefed you. <_<

I had indented on doing so but I in the rush to get ready and all I forgot.

I was told that the smile I had last night was priceless and probably couldn&#39;t be surgically removed :D

Me.


Peace brotherdoobie

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Who Here Has Ever Been To A, Strip club?

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What? Who hasn&#39;t gone to STRIP CLUB?


Remember the guy, in the news, who got busted for passing fake 1-dollar bills at a strip club?

ive snukk into one before its right where i live in next to a place called Funstation USA

the strip club is called lipsticks

wen i snuck in i went in the back and i saw the ladies nake so a lady there saw me and she lets let squeeze here tites

im only 14

so wen i got home i went to my girlfriends house nad got laid

I have only gone once, about 2 yrs ago. let 2 work buddies talk me into it while on business in Chambersburg, PA. we ended up driving into WV. I had a good time, especially seeing my 2 friends were in their mid to late 40&#39;s, and me being younger got alot of attention. I still remember it well, and not because of the nude dancers, but because of an incident with one of my friends driving drunk. I managed to get the keys off him that night, but he died 1 month later about 300yards from his home when he crossed the center line and went under the tandom wheels of a semi-truck

I went to one about 30 years ago in Nashville. Very tasty. :rolleyes:

I have my own little stripclub at home........

It&#39;s free.

It&#39;s gooooood&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

And whenever i want.......(allmost...)


Yogi-LuckiestGuyAlive

Why do we go to these places?

We&#39;re horny and go somewhere to pay and get more horney.... dont figure. :blink:



Our brains are truly in our balls... :P

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Originally posted by Rat Faced@1 December 2003 - 05:46
We&#39;re horny and go somewhere to pay and get more horney.... dont figure. :blink:

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:lol: no different than alot of dates :lol: :P

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Originally posted by Rat Faced@1 December 2003 - 21:46

Our brains are truly in our balls... :P

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or as I say....

dick gets hard, brain gets soft....

:o

Ahhh yes - "Grossefreiheitstrasse" - "Reeperbahn" - those were the days :)

How many meaningfull relationships one has had in those dingy joints of ill repute. The cheap drinks, the friendly company...its all coming back now ;)

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Originally posted by RPerry@1 December 2003 - 05:55
I have only gone once, about 2 yrs ago. let 2 work buddies talk me into it while on business in Chambersburg, PA. we ended up driving into WV. I had a good time, especially seeing my 2 friends were in their mid to late 40&#39;s, and me being younger got alot of attention. I still remember it well, and not because of the nude dancers, but because of an incident with one of my friends driving drunk. I managed to get the keys off him that night, but he died 1 month later about 300yards from his home when he crossed the center line and went under the tandom wheels of a semi-truck

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Therein lies the lesson, yes?

:D There you go Ang...saved &#33; Whew. ;)

ang???

who&#39;s ang???


doh.... did it again didn&#39;t I... :rolleyes:

bluddy daggier dag than I first thought

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I have only gone once, about 2 yrs ago. let 2 work buddies talk me into it while on business in Chambersburg, PA. we ended up driving into WV. I had a good time, especially seeing my 2 friends were in their mid to late 40&#39;s, and me being younger got alot of attention. I still remember it well, and not because of the nude dancers, but because of an incident with one of my friends driving drunk. I managed to get the keys off him that night, but he died 1 month later about 300yards from his home when he crossed the center line and went under the tandom wheels of a semi-truck

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Therein lies the lesson, yes? [/b][/quote]
the lesson I learned was not to be so polite the next time I have a drunk man bitching at me from the back seat after I took his keys. The next morning we had a bit of tense moments, but never really brought up the situation again. I regret having not really chewed him out, thats something I have to live with.

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@1 December 2003 - 05:55
I have only gone once, about 2 yrs ago. let 2 work buddies talk me into it while on business in Chambersburg, PA. we ended up driving into WV. I had a good time, especially seeing my 2 friends were in their mid to late 40&#39;s, and me being younger got alot of attention. I still remember it well, and not because of the nude dancers, but because of an incident with one of my friends driving drunk. I managed to get the keys off him that night, but he died 1 month later about 300yards from his home when he crossed the center line and went under the tandom wheels of a semi-truck

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Therein lies the lesson, yes?

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the lesson I learned was not to be so polite the next time I have a drunk man bitching at me from the back seat after I took his keys. The next morning we had a bit of tense moments, but never really brought up the situation again. I regret having not really chewed him out, thats something I have to live with. [/b][/quote]
I&#39;ve had similar experiences, including, as you, a friend who lost his life.

You learn not to take no for an answer. ;)

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Originally posted by UKMan@1 December 2003 - 17:26
Ahhh yes - "Grossefreiheitstrasse" - "Reeperbahn" - those were the days :)

How many meaningfull relationships one has had in those dingy joints of ill repute. The cheap drinks, the friendly company...its all coming back now ;)

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Go on&#33;&#33;

Go on.......


Tell those tales of your forbidden fruits........... :P

Yogs :rolleyes:

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Ahhh yes - "Grossefreiheitstrasse" - "Reeperbahn" - those were the days&nbsp; :)

How many meaningfull relationships one has had in those dingy joints of ill repute. The cheap drinks, the friendly company...its all coming back now&nbsp; ;)

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Go on&#33;&#33;

Go on.......


Tell those tales of your forbidden fruits........... :P

Yogs :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
OK then SG:
The endless child support cheques, visits to the doc, - :lol:

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Our brains are truly in our balls... :P

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or as I say....

dick gets hard, brain gets soft....

:o

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Confucious say "Standing dick has no conscience"


I assume he was referring to trickie Dickie. :rolleyes:

Before we went to the club I made quite possibly the best investment in a pair of Dockers Stain Defenders slacks. This is one of the greatest inventions since sliced bread.

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Originally posted by BigBank_Hank@1 December 2003 - 03:05
I can honestly say that might have been the best &#036;200 bucks I even spent.

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for 200 bucks anybody could pick up a girl take her out get pissed then shag her and this way you don&#39;t have to worry about all the other cocks she&#39;s been sucking that evening&#33;

and hey she might come back for more if you are man enough ;)

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@1 December 2003 - 17:26
Ahhh yes - "Grossefreiheitstrasse" - "Reeperbahn" - those were the days :)

How many meaningfull relationships one has had in those dingy joints of ill repute. The cheap drinks, the friendly company...its all coming back now ;)

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Go on&#33;&#33;

Go on.......


Tell those tales of your forbidden fruits........... :P

Yogs :rolleyes:

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OK then SG:
The endless child support cheques, visits to the doc, - :lol: [/b][/quote]
Nuff said :o i get the drift........ :lol:

Yogs

Well from the general consensus I gathered that I got taken for a pretty heft sum. I really didn&#39;t think it was that much money until now (2 days later). Now I feel used.

Cheap Trampy Whors only &#036;5&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: