does any 1 know a way to clean your system like teas,and stuff
I have a drug test and I gotta clean my system by friday 1 week from now, it's sunday now so i need to be quick about .
any ideas
Printable View
does any 1 know a way to clean your system like teas,and stuff
I have a drug test and I gotta clean my system by friday 1 week from now, it's sunday now so i need to be quick about .
any ideas
Lots and lots of laxatives :D
Canabis stays in your system for a minimum of 6 weeks, they can test it from your sweat or hair folicals.
So if you've smoked in the last 6 weeks I'm afraid you're f*cked.
As for other drugs, some will clean thru some wont but you can't clean your system out cos it's in your blood not your stomach :rolleyes:
Jonno B)
What drugs are you using?Quote:
Originally posted by bujub22@14 December 2003 - 19:17
does any 1 know a way to clean your system like teas,and stuff
I have a drug test and I gotta clean my system by friday 1 week from now, it's sunday now so i need to be quick about .
any ideas
if you're worried about it, eat lots of poppyseed bagels. it'll show a positive on the drug test, and then you can tell them you ate poppyseed bagels.
it's weed
I saw that on seinfield :DQuote:
Originally posted by kAb@14 December 2003 - 15:21
if you're worried about it, eat lots of poppyseed bagels. it'll show a positive on the drug test, and then you can tell them you ate poppyseed bagels.
You cannot get weed out of your system that quick, sorry.
You may get away with it depending on how they test you, garlic could help as it penetrates the blood stream and is powerful but if they take a hair sample like the police now do it will show.
If however they take a sweat sample garlic could help to cover it.
Disclaimer: This is just a suggestion and not garenteed. I take no responsibilty.
Jonno B)
:D Shave yer head.Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 December 2003 - 13:20
Canabis stays in your system for a minimum of 6 weeks, they can test it from your sweat or hair folicals.
Jonno B)
- Or be like Jonno an' shave everything. :rolleyes:
The best way is just to drink loads and loads of water.
Even if you don't get all the THC out of your system, it'll still do your kidneys a world of good.
thanx yah :D
jonno thanx i might use the garlic 1 see if it works
I did know it takes about a month to get out your system ,but i was just tryin to put a rush on it .
and i dont think there goin to test my hair ,hope not and TITEY hell no !
im not cutting my hair ,ladies love my hair and i cant disapoint them :D <_< aaah forget them it's better than being next to some guy in jail do that's not the reason im taking the drug test
You're welcome, good luck dude :)
Jonno B)
:smoke: :wub:Quote:
Originally posted by bujub22@14 December 2003 - 10:17
does any 1 know a way to clean your system like teas,and stuff
I have a drug test and I gotta clean my system by friday 1 week from now, it's sunday now so i need to be quick about .
any ideas
bujub22, it is arguable as to how long THC stays in the human body as you will see from different opinions you get from others.
Here are a few things you can check out, hope they are helpful:
"As some people may know, THC stays in the human body longer than any other toxin. The reason for this is that it attaches itself to fat cells within the body which requires more time to flush out than other toxins. And since THC is the most widely used this becomes a problem for many people who are required to take a drug urine analysis."
"How long do chemicals from marijuana stay in the body after the drug is smoked?
When marijuana is smoked, THC, its active ingredient, is absorbed by most tissues and organs in the body; however, it is primarily found in fat tissues. The body, in its attempt to rid itself of the foreign chemical, chemically transforms the THC into metabolites. Urine tests can detect THC metabolites for up to a week after people have smoked marijuana. Tests involving radioactively labeled THC have traced these metabolites in animals for up to a month."
This one is pretty informative
How to Pass a Drug Test...has an 800 number to call
info here
Good Luck!
mrlessk
:newyear:
Keep smoking until the day of the test.
You'll fail the test, but you won't give a shit anyway. :P
Yeah if you crap in your pants during the test the doc will sure be distracted.Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@14 December 2003 - 20:19
Lots and lots of laxatives :D
What is the test for and who will be administering it ?
How do you know Titey? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by titey@14 December 2003 - 19:31
:D Shave yer head.
- Or be like Jonno an' shave everything. :rolleyes:
lots of miss info in this thread
true it stays in your system for some time after you smoke, if they do a gcms on you it might be bad, but most places are cheap and do a simple urine test, you can trick these, it looks for ppm and if your over a certain amount its a positive, so you just need to have it read under the threshold of a positive
ok so how do you do that you ask
water, lots of it just drink water the whole day of the test and you will dilute the test enough
night before not a necessity to gorge on water, but you do need to take b complex vitamins, should take at least 2x normal dosage night before, this is needed to color your urine so your cup doesn't look like water, gives it that nice yellow tint
How do you know Titey? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab+14 December 2003 - 20:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 14 December 2003 - 20:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-titey@14 December 2003 - 19:31
:D Shave yer head.
- Or be like Jonno an' shave everything. :rolleyes:
Of course he knows Titey, he is Titey! :P
In response to your actual meaning:
Jonno tends to broadcast that fact ;) .
Of course he knows Titey, he is Titey! :PQuote:
Originally posted by Lamsey+14 December 2003 - 21:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 14 December 2003 - 21:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab@14 December 2003 - 20:21
<!--QuoteBegin-titey
Quote:
@14 December 2003 - 19:31
:D Shave yer head.
- Or be like Jonno an' shave everything. :rolleyes:
How do you know Titey? :rolleyes:
In response to your actual meaning:
Jonno tends to broadcast that fact ;) . [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You get back to checking links. I'll do the jokes here. :lol:
We are not talking normal person here. ;) We are talking very close friend of Jonno. :lol:
Sorry, bb, you can't play.
You've got a ban for forgetting to attend your test. :P
boab - are you Rio Ferdinand - RF - are you Rat Faced as well, I assume the apple has taken hold already then.Quote:
Originally posted by lynx@14 December 2003 - 22:37
Sorry, bb, you can't play.
You've got a ban for forgetting to attend your test. :P
you guy's are funny make me feel high :D , but really thanx all ya
i gotta try this new tea out that i got it smells like crap and taste like crap ,but this girl at work use to be in the army and she bought me some tea ,said she passed the army's test so im goin to try it .
thanx again bujub22
also I don't know what kind of test there giving me,hair piss,whatever i jus gotta wait and try all to make sure thanx again
the tea does the same as what I told you <_<
ne way good luck :)
ow i know but like i said im tryin all even the 1 you suggested about drinking water that day and that night im going for all methods i aint trying to failQuote:
Originally posted by muchspl2@14 December 2003 - 18:50
the tea does the same as what I told you <_<
ne way good luck :)
its very ,very ,very important tho i would tell yah but it's a little personal
Is this a high level position you're applying for that requires a drug test?
If so then I'm a little disappointed that anyone would be offering you any help at all.
And even if it's not high level this time, what lesson is this teaching you and others about responsibility.
Tell me you're not applying to work in any area of traffic control please. Although if you'd try to cheat a drug test, no doubt you'd lie about that too.
This site, I think, still has rules against "hacking discussions".
Probably because it's illegal, immoral, and just plain evil to those victimised by it.
I think this shit is even more evil.
Do the right thing and bury this topic Lamsey.
Poor Balamm, always at a loss for words! :lol: :lol: :lol:
maybe if u know the situation that would help maybe change your mind ?Quote:
Originally posted by balamm@14 December 2003 - 19:02
Is this a high level position you're applying for that requires a drug test?
If so then I'm a little disappointed that anyone would be offering you any help at all.
And even if it's not high level this time, what lesson is this teaching you and others about responsibility.
Tell me you're not applying to work in any area of traffic control please. Although if you'd try to cheat a drug test, no doubt you'd lie about that too.
This site, I think, still has rules against "hacking discussions".
Probably because it's illegal, immoral, and just plain evil to those victimised by it.
I think this shit is even more evil.
Do the right thing and bury this topic Lamsey.
but u also got a point that's y I am quiting but i need a quick fix, and no it's not for a job it's for court god i feel like telling yah but im just a little embarresed to tell my problems :ph34r:
Oh I see...
So you have entered into an undertaking with the court to avoid incarceration. And you have violated that undertaking. Now you want to hide the fact that you still haven't conformed or learned anything.
Yes, that makes it so much better. <_<
Balamm,Quote:
Originally posted by balamm@15 December 2003 - 02:01
Oh I see...
So you have entered into an undertaking with the court to avoid incarceration. And you have violated that undertaking. Now you want to hide the fact that you still haven't conformed or learned anything.
Yes, that makes it so much better. <_<
I secretly wish that you had your own talk show. That would be awesome!
the best way to get drugs out of your system is by not taking drugs in the first place !
just dont go to the drug test and wen they ask why say you where smooking
But would i get any repeat business ? :unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes@14 December 2003 - 18:03
Balamm,
I secretly wish that you had your own talk show. That would be awesome!
:lol: :P
Any chance of an answer fuckwit.Quote:
Originally posted by J'Pol@14 December 2003 - 22:17
What is the test for and who will be administering it ?
I don't know anything about this subject....but I have to take a "P" test Monday for my job!
:o
oh look!
that's really what this topic is about!
umm...once I was able to pass by drinking like, a gallon of water before the test, and p'ing like 40 times.
I'll....<span style='color:black'>hic!....drink to that...hic!...hic! ...."pardn me"....hic!....eerp! </span>:beerchug: :partytime:Quote:
Originally posted by KwahyaJ@14 December 2003 - 16:30
the best way to get drugs out of your system is by not taking drugs in the first place !
Any chance of an answer fuckwit. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by J'Pol+14 December 2003 - 22:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'Pol @ 14 December 2003 - 22:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J'Pol@14 December 2003 - 22:17
What is the test for and who will be administering it ?
hey fuckwit read back some jacazz i told u the answer
ballam what ever your name is can :angry: stfu cause it ain't none of those reasons
like i said thanx to the peaple who gave me some advice
and to the aholes who did'nt like this topic just piss off should'nt came and replyed to the topic if u had nothing good to share on the topic . :o fartnerssnikeyvonjobble :lol: :D :P
if you did it you deserve to get caught,you should'nt of done it in the first place.it was your choice so you are responsible for whatever happens.