wats your best pickup line:
-will some 1 call the cops cus u just stole my heart
-i lost my number can i have yours?
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wats your best pickup line:
-will some 1 call the cops cus u just stole my heart
-i lost my number can i have yours?
can I get a lift please mate
Are you rich?
;) I like yer dress....
- .... it'd look great on my bedroom floor. http://piczonline.com/client/titey/sneaky.gif
Shit Happens and then you die!
Why dont you come with me ?
:lol:
what would you do for 10 dollars
Have you seen Catch me if you can? Do you remember the joke Tom Hanks tells to his fellow detectives?Quote:
Originally posted by neattairoski@16 December 2003 - 04:10
what would you do for 10 dollars
hi
Are you picking up or dropping by? :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by muchspl2@16 December 2003 - 04:19
hi
you would be surprised as simple as it sounds, just got to say hi/hello
Yep that is tru :D :PQuote:
Originally posted by muchspl2@16 December 2003 - 01:41
you would be surprised as simple as it sounds, just got to say hi/hello
Ya right!Quote:
Originally posted by muchspl2@16 December 2003 - 04:41
you would be surprised as simple as it sounds, just got to say hi/hello
For how many years have been trying that till now :lol:
"When I saw you across the room it was like everyone in the room disappeared and you and I were the only ones. I hope that didn't come off like some cliche but it's truth and if I didn't at least talk to you I know that I would've passed up on perfect happiness.............................wanna fuck?"
Okay maybe not. :D
This one is funny....but I would never try it. I don't like getting slapped very much
Ask her if she has ever kissed a bunny between the ears.
When she says no, pull your pant's pocket inside out and say "Maybe you should try"
And if she says yes?
This reminds me of TT beer cans they have pickup lines written all over them
"your father must have been a thief... cuz' he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"
Ask her if she'd like to again.Quote:
Originally posted by Nimdock@16 December 2003 - 06:04
And if she says yes?
go up to her fat friend and say do you wanna dance...
she says yes and you say go on tehn teh dance floors over there
i wanna chat to your mate.
:lol:
"Heres 20p, phone your mum and tell her you aint coming home tonight"
Funny, but would never work
Have you got any Geordie in you...? Would you like some?
Sheesh, no wonder you guys spend so much time here. Best pick-up lines...omg.
muchspl2 doesn't even use a "line" and his is the best offerred.
Has no one here tried "tickle your ass with a feather?" If you get a smile, well your in... If you get a nasty look and a "what?"...the reply is "I said, typical nasty weather". So likely she apologizes and if your smart you keep up the conversation which could lead...
What's with the kids these days?
Tongue in cheek, omc
hmmm tsk tsk what if its sunny...or just "normal" weather.... ;) :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by oldmancan@16 December 2003 - 11:01
Has no one here tried "tickle your ass with a feather?" If you get a smile, well your in... If you get a nasty look and a "what?"...the reply is "I said, typical nasty weather".
here's one
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? :P
OK the 2 best ones i have heard are
"I lost my treasure! Can I Look In Your Chest"
AND
"Todays word is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word!"
:hug:
Dave :P
Would you like to exchange bodily fluids?
LGBNAF!!!!Works everytime like Colt 45!!!
Would you like to have sex with me?
why is everyone talking about dating or whatever....can't you people NOT hijack a topic? :angry:
anyway...to respond to the question
I think this one has nice, eye-pleasing lines:
http://www.sonyclassical.com/music/6.../093099_16.jpg
you are joking arent you?Quote:
Originally posted by Sparsely@17 December 2003 - 14:59
why is everyone talking about dating or whatever....can't you people NOT hijack a topic? :angry:
anyway...to respond to the question
I think this one has nice, eye-pleasing lines:
http://www.sonyclassical.com/music/6.../093099_16.jpg
Dave :rolleyes:
what about ..
how YOU doin' !! :D
What works on you ??? :P
who ? me?
well to be honest how you doin' would just make me laff and so would most of the others :P thats about it :P
I think a female input is needed here though.
it woud put a different perspective on things :)
Are you willing to go up to Sunny and say that? :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by DWk@16 December 2003 - 19:58
Has no one here tried "tickle your ass with a feather?"
what if its sunny
Most of the corny pick-up lines have equally corny replies. Two of the best I can remember are:-
"Where have you been all my life?"
Ans "I haven't been born half of it".
"Don't run Honey, You'll heat your water".
Ans "Dont worry. You'll not scald your Pr* in it".
For Gemby. Pr* = Pretty little fingers. :rolleyes:
Do you know CPR
Because youve just taken my Breath away
Scream and I'll kill you.
I feel sure Ford or Toyota must have the best Pickup Lines.
Damn, I don't think you can even destroy a Toyota pickup, they go on forever.
If this line of humor continues, I move that we try BigBoab for crimes against humanity viv-a-vis this forum.Quote:
Originally posted by lynx@19 December 2003 - 02:31
I feel sure Ford or Toyota must have the best Pickup Lines.
Damn, I don't think you can even destroy a Toyota pickup, they go on forever.
Poisoned the waters is what he has done, and we are all withering into pundit putrefication.