Pranks You've Pulled

i just talking with a friend and we talking about pranks we use to pull on peaple here's are's

we use to take 20 sack and fill them up with leaves and seeds ,then put them on the ground and peaple thought they found weed :lol: ooooooo man it use to be a riot we see peaple looking around if anybody saw :lol: 1 time we followed 1 guy (who found 1) to the store he was jus talking bout it's his lucky day he only had $2 dollars came to the store to buy a 22 but found some weed so he's goin to buy 4 blunts :lol: :lol: bet he felt like a dick! when he went home :D ahhh

what were pranks ya pulled

At school I thought it would be funny to change the water and gas pipe feeds in the science room........we sat there and plugged the bunsen burners on the gas taps, when everyone turn the tap to light the burners water pissed out everywhere :lol: :lol:

I never got caught, in hiensight it was a bit silly, but then you all know me :D

Jonno B)

also there was this kid who sat at are lunch table who loved ketchup so 1 day we had something that needed ketchup ,so he had a whole bunch 1 kid at are table left his folder on the table are plates were gone so we took some ketchup and put it in his folder and smashed it :lol: he came back and open his folder :lol: all of us were laughing he looked and with out thinking just blame this dude for doing it he walked up to him a smack'um in the mouth :blink: them 2 start fighting 2 teacher try breaking it up got smacked in the process the 1 guy teacher hemded both of them up with both arms and threw them down and told them to cut the shit out :D after words everybody told them it was us :lol: they not goin to do anything to us but the teacher did'nt find it funny so they gave us 2 day iss :D it was worth it that was to funny

well the only one I would like to talk about (statue of limitations and all) is once in hs we loaded a fat bowl in one of the bunsen burner in chem lab, its was dumb girls how freaked out and ran away, smoked out the whole room, ended up evacuating the science wing :lol:

WELl this isnt really a prank but its kinda cute

when i was only ickle and about 3/4 i was real bored and i saw my kiddy scissors, so i thought to myself i wanna be a hairdresser

so i went off with my scissors into the kitchen and hid under the big table , so that my parents wouldn't see me cutting my hair

so i sat there and tried to cut my fringe

but my parents didnt know where i was so they started to panick thinking i had run off, so me sitting there i saw them shouting my name and searching all of the house . i just watched their feet walk by :P

well they did eventually find me and i did get a lil shouted at

bad thing was the scissors were too blunt to cut my hair and my dreams of being a hairdresser got boring :D

the end :blink:

Think our best prank was when we persuaded our physics teacher to swish some liquid nitrogen around in his mouth, blowing out the nitrogen through his nose.
He swished and he swished, but caught some in a filling of his teeth. It expanded instantly and cracked his molar teeth in half.
Must of been the most painfulest thing in the world.

liquid nitrogen are you serious? doesn't that stuff instantly freeze most organic substances almost instantly?

i remember a chem teacher put dry ice in his mouth, chewed it and spat it out, just for kicks. So i did it too. Didn't get hurt :D

i stole some solid sodium metal from the lab, had some fun with it, then put it back so the teacher wouldn't freak.

I have a prankish thing to tell about... more of an evil, sinister thing than a prank.


I was in kindergarten and I needed to take a restroom break, so I asked the teacher for a pass and proceeded to a school restroom. When I got in I noticed that I was the only one in the bathroom... except one person. There was a mentally handicapped kid who happened to be unsupervised. Being the mostly-disciplined kid that I was, I decided to release my built-up need to be bad. So I peed on him. I was standing about 4 feet away, and he was against the wall making noises. I eventually cornered him into a stall with my neverending stream of pee. After I was done, he was all wet and I was triumphant.
I was never caught. B)

I know its a sinister story, but its been about 17 years since I was in kindergatren and I just had to let the story out!

evil is certainly one of the words i'd use, although maybe too harsh a word considering your age at the time. I have to ask though, what kind of school would allow someone as vulnerable as that to be left alone, especially to fall prey to a seemingly incontinent pre-school kid.

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Originally posted by the_faceman@22 December 2003 - 21:39
evil is certainly one of the words i'd use, although maybe too harsh a word considering your age at the time. I have to ask though, what kind of school would allow someone as vulnerable as that to be left alone, especially to fall prey to a seemingly incontinent pre-school kid.

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public school :lol: :D

i went to a payphone and dialed 1-800-collect and dialed a random house number from a phone book and then i said "is your refrigerator running? then you better catch it before it gets away" and then the guy yelled at me and i hung up :)

Children ARE evil.

I remember cruel things happening to me when i was a kid.

So i got pissed of and scared the shit out of this kid with a scissors and locked him in one of the toilets.

I once through a big rock at this kids head because he was makin fun of me. He needed stitches.

I smashed this kids head on the side of a cars fender and he had a big ol lump on his head.

Hey if bullies cant take it, they shouldnt start shit. :)

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Originally posted by Monkeee@23 December 2003 - 03:04
i went to a payphone and dialed 1-800-collect and dialed a random house number from a phone book and then i said "is your refrigerator running? then you better catch it before it gets away" and then the guy yelled at me and i hung up :)

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D

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Originally posted by TNTIcemanTNT@23 December 2003 - 00:09
Think our best prank was when we persuaded our physics teacher to swish some liquid nitrogen around in his mouth, blowing out the nitrogen through his nose.
He swished and he swished, but caught some in a filling of his teeth. It expanded instantly and cracked his molar teeth in half.
Must of been the most painfulest thing in the world.

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absolute shite

there is no way this story is true

i use to crank call peaple and be like is roach there (they)say no i say all those raoches in your house i can't talk to 1 and laugh and hang up :D

I used to go around turning off peoples electricity with my best friend (who recently died)

until we got busted finally

Back in Honduras I was at school in 10th grade. My friends and I thought it would be funny if we inserted a big "mortero" (which is one of those things used for the 4th of july that explode and make pretty colors) inside a hole on the concrete wall in the back of the classroom while a mean Math teacher was in class. We put that thing in and lighted it and it made a big explosion making a huge hole blowing up the black board :lol:. Teacher was taken to the hospital and thought that someone was trying to kill him. We never got cought (THANK GOD) but that was scary.

All the students that were outside including me were disciplined since they never found out it was us :angry:

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Originally posted by bujub22@22 December 2003 - 21:35
i use to crank call peaple and be like is roach there (they)say no i say all those raoches in your house i can't talk to 1 and laugh and hang up :D

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How old are you? ;)

April Fools Day jokes.
the last 2 years, ive sent email pranks to all my friends and family.
2002-had a friend get blown on up a bus in Jerusalam, and was heading to join the IDF (Israeli Defense Forces) to combat Palestinian terrorism. not too bright of a prank, many ppl pissed off, but in about 15 years, i think they will all laugh.
2003-got married with some chick i just met at a drive thru elvis wedding in Vegas. even sent some doctured photos for evidence. again, nearly everyone fell for it, and most were pissed off when they found out the truth. guess I shouldnt cry wolf a 3rd time, hehe. still, you only live once, so, we will c.

I used to share a flat with my mate, Kev, and whoever was up first would usually make a cuppa. Well one Tuesday morning i was up first and made a couple of cups of tea. Both had milk and two sugars but Kev's cup had a little something extra....One tab of LSD!!! Took his drink into his room, woke him up, watched him drink his tea, I went back into my room and barricaded myself in to wait for the fun to begin. :lol: :lol:

(Don't try this at home kids!!! :lol: ;) :lol: )

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i use to crank call peaple and be like is roach there (they)say no i say all those raoches in your house i can&#39;t talk to 1 and laugh and hang up :D

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How old are you? ;) [/b][/quote]
man that was back when i was 9 yr old mad yrs ago

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Originally posted by soopaman@23 December 2003 - 06:02
I used to share a flat with my mate, Kev, and whoever was up first would usually make a cuppa. Well one Tuesday morning i was up first and made a couple of cups of tea. Both had milk and two sugars but Kev&#39;s cup had a little something extra....One tab of LSD&#33;&#33;&#33; Took his drink into his room, woke him up, watched him drink his tea, I went back into my room and barricaded myself in to wait for the fun to begin. :lol: :lol:

(Don&#39;t try this at home kids&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: ;) :lol: )

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so how he acted all day

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Originally posted by TNTIcemanTNT@22 December 2003 - 20:09
Think our best prank was when we persuaded our physics teacher to swish some liquid nitrogen around in his mouth, blowing out the nitrogen through his nose.
He swished and he swished, but caught some in a filling of his teeth. It expanded instantly and cracked his molar teeth in half.
Must of been the most painfulest thing in the world.

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bullshit asshole®

since hs was a long time ago, guess i could tell some more

library added those alarms to prevent people from walking out with books/electronics without checking them out, well we would remove the metal strips in the encyclopedias, then slap them on there back on put them in there book bag, or you could turn them upside down (sticky side up) and just leave them for someone to step on it and set it off when leaving

right when or school got tvs in the classroom, they were all magnovox, so I got our universal remote and on bathroom brakes walk by classrooms and turn on there tv

EDIT:sp

i have learned that getting someone to prank call your mum is a BAD idea and i should never do it again :ph34r:

lmao at some of these.
I don&#39;t really pull much pranks, but once I did something I feel guilty for. In my early juniors school years I was laughing with friends talking about pissing and stuff, and all stupid kids do. :P, we started laughing at hall the juice looked a bit like piss, and the juice jug and cups are always at the other end of the canteen .... :-"

So we took a cup, ran into a quiet corridor, I then pissed in it and ran back before pouring my piss into the juice jug then sitting down and continuing to eat. It was probably the funniest moment of my life seeing people carefully pour out a cup, and sit down drinking it, with a slight pause after sipping some, but not noticing.

I feel bad doing it now, but when your young, your piss isn&#39;t as lethal, lol so it couldn&#39;t have done much harm ... I think. :unsure:

omg funny guys good job&#33;&#33;&#33;

well this was a group project.. but it was so god damned funny...

it invovles:
Stuck up principales car
A hole...
mad digging skills...

ok at my school there was a bond project... and a basterd principal.... we hate that SOB allot anywayz with a group of 12 we digged a hole under the section a of pavement that the principals car resided on... (over 9 god damned feet we were shooting for 12 or soo, but we realized the escavating earth can realy be a job in its own...) anyways we have a hole... concrete is half a foot thick... we put a wood support beam underneith... with a crack in it... then after the break was over that basterd [princible came wiyth her semi brand new SUV and fell in da god damned hole... omg the hole school lafted at that one...

(FYI that was a bit more recent then other ppls stories... me being a young-in and all...)

that car was stuck there for some time... anyways i will NOT TELL ANY OF MY ADVENTURES WITH THE ANARCHY COOKBOOK FOR REASONS THAT SHOULD BE OBVOIUS TO ALL OF YOU&#33; <lol god i love da 5th

anyways keep it up poeple i want to hear some more shit goin down&#33;&#33;&#33; so far wow&#33;&#33;

PS i also think the swirling liqaud nitrogen is crap.... he would be dead by now...

Mine are small and petty:

We once pranked a guy and I imitated the trucker from the movie "Joyride" it freaked him out so much he didn&#39;t answer his phone for a few hours. When he finally did answer his phone we called him and yelled really loudly in to the phone &#39;ASSHOLE&#39; then hung up. My friends and I laughed and laughed.

There was this one time my friend wanted me to burn her an episode of something and I ended up putting porn on it. It didn&#39;t work in her DVD player though.

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Originally posted by pusher@23 December 2003 - 12:29
Mine are small and petty:

We once pranked a guy and I imitated the trucker from the movie "Joyride" it freaked him out so much he didn&#39;t answer his phone for a few hours. When he finally did answer his phone we called him and yelled really loudly in to the phone &#39;ASSHOLE&#39; then hung up. My friends and I laughed and laughed.

There was this one time my friend wanted me to burn her an episode of something and I ended up putting porn on it. It didn&#39;t work in her DVD player though.

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:o the dvd 1 reminds me of the time i tried dubbing a movie for a friends mom
and i dubbed it but gave her the wrong copy her son wanted porn so i mixed up the label :unsure: wwwwwwwwwoooo she called me back on the phone to ask what in the hell i record for her meanwhile her son on the other line wondering the same :D i could&#39;nt help it but to say to both of them that they needed to swap dvd from each other and hung up :lol: :D o oo he came by my house 3 days later saying he could&#39;nt believe i told his mom to swap dvd&#39;s :D she gave him a hour lecture on how he&#39;s jus like his father :lol: aaah that was funny

arent u guys afraid of gettign suspended and runing your rep fir universitys and stuff i pull pranks but pranks that are exceptable in skool

??? english please...

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arent u guys afraid of gettign suspended and runing your rep fir universitys and stuff i pull pranks but pranks that are exceptable in skool

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i know that isn&#39;t elite... so wtf is it??

i remember this one time when i got caught off campus from school, when the quatermaster caught me he gave me a really good seeing to. My arse will never be the same.