hi i'm just wondering have any of you guys been caught masturbating, and how embarassing was it?
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hi i'm just wondering have any of you guys been caught masturbating, and how embarassing was it?
i caught 1 of my friend's sister masturbating, it was so funny
i sleept over my friends house. At night, everbody was sleeping, i needed to take a piss so i went to the washroom (i was still half a sleep) and the light was on and i open the door, there i saw my friend's sister fingering herself then she saw me and she screamed, my friend had woke up and he went out see wats wrong. Both my friend and his sister was so embarass. I felt uncomfortable and a bit horny.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by xxxSHARExxx@25 December 2003 - 01:51
and a bit horny.
When I was younger I used to do it inside the bathroom. :)
you should have dealt with the situation. kept quiet. let your friend go to bed. and join her in hers :DQuote:
Originally posted by xxxSHARExxx@25 December 2003 - 06:51
i caught 1 of my friend's sister masturbating, it was so funny
i sleept over my friends house. At night, everbody was sleeping, i needed to take a piss so i went to the washroom (i was still half a sleep) and the light was on and i open the door, there i saw my friend's sister fingering herself then she saw me and she screamed, my friend had woke up and he went out see wats wrong. Both my friend and his sister was so embarass. I felt uncomfortable and a bit horny.
oooo i wouldnt mind takin advantage of that situation :music1:
Listen this is what you do guys. If you ever get caught mbating which I hope will never happen to you, cause it can save you alot of years. YOu get caught mbating ok. Your fantasy world has colapsed on you. It's just you and shame hanging out together once again. This is what you do.
1. Look Surprised. (Don't worry you will be surprised. "Wha, What What's Happening? Bad Lock Smith!")
2. Then say this. "Quick get some help! My hand and peini are fighting! Get some help, a hot towl, and a chicken burrito this is gonna be a battle royal.
^^^ From the mind of Dave Attell.
LOL :D
Billy Connolly did a show on what to do about if you get caught masterbating... V. funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
do you think Prince charles ever does/did it ? :unsure:
If not, his first blowjob must have been explosive :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by vidcc@25 December 2003 - 23:48
do you think Prince charles ever does/did it ? :unsure:
If not, his first blowjob must have been explosive :blink: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by RGX+26 December 2003 - 00:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RGX @ 26 December 2003 - 00:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-vidcc@25 December 2003 - 23:48
do you think Prince charles ever does/did it ? :unsure:
I wonder If she could have died ?
R.I.P
Cause of death: asphyxiation due to extensive semen injection into subjects lungs through mouth.
:ooops:
delete
:rolleyes: dude! you got the whole forum jealous. is she fit? B)Quote:
Originally posted by xxxSHARExxx@25 December 2003 - 07:51
i caught 1 of my friend's sister masturbating, it was so funny
i sleept over my friends house. At night, everbody was sleeping, i needed to take a piss so i went to the washroom (i was still half a sleep) and the light was on and i open the door, there i saw my friend's sister fingering herself then she saw me and she screamed, my friend had woke up and he went out see wats wrong. Both my friend and his sister was so embarass. I felt uncomfortable and a bit horny.
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...
Is that true??
Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:
:rolleyes: dude! you got the whole forum jealous. is she fit? B) [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by TheDave+27 December 2003 - 02:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheDave @ 27 December 2003 - 02:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-xxxSHARExxx@25 December 2003 - 07:51
i caught 1 of my friend's sister masturbating, it was so funny
i sleept over my friends house. At night, everbody was sleeping, i needed to take a piss so i went to the washroom (i was still half a sleep) and the light was on and i open the door, there i saw my friend's sister fingering herself then she saw me and she screamed, my friend had woke up and he went out see wats wrong. Both my friend and his sister was so embarass. I felt uncomfortable and a bit horny.
You think he'd have looked up? :huh: :rolleyes: :lol:
Hmm, causes pleasure, relaxes, makes sleepy, makes that you have hairy hands, bonds you to go to hell =)Quote:
Originally posted by ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 03:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...
Is that true??
Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:
no dats not true!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 02:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...
Is that true??
Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:
no dats not true!!!!!!!!!! [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by h121589+26 December 2003 - 23:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (h121589 @ 26 December 2003 - 23:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 02:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...
Is that true??
Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:
the hairy hand part ive heard before so im thinking thats true
:rolleyes: dude! you got the whole forum jealous. is she fit? B) [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by TheDave+27 December 2003 - 01:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheDave @ 27 December 2003 - 01:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-xxxSHARExxx@25 December 2003 - 07:51
i caught 1 of my friend's sister masturbating, it was so funny
i sleept over my friends house. At night, everbody was sleeping, i needed to take a piss so i went to the washroom (i was still half a sleep) and the light was on and i open the door, there i saw my friend's sister fingering herself then she saw me and she screamed, my friend had woke up and he went out see wats wrong. Both my friend and his sister was so embarass. I felt uncomfortable and a bit horny.
yeah she was hot but i was only 15 then and she was 17
did you two ever speak of it?
not unittill now
no I mean like to her like you know the next morning you were sitting arount the breakfast table eating crumpets and then you burst out "So...............did you pop your cherry or did I come to early?"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by the.gringo@26 December 2003 - 22:48
no I mean like to her like you know the next morning you were sitting arount the breakfast table eating crumpets and then you burst out "So...............did you pop your cherry or did I come to early?"
Ha ha haaaaQuote:
not unittill now
seems like your a quiet one
if it was me on the other hand (rubs hands)
she might have to offer special services for my silence
:lol: :lol: :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Fiber@26 December 2003 - 21:52
if it was me on the other hand (rubs hands)
she might have to offer special services for my silence
Well I dont know about that, but for guys I would recommend a good pair of eye gogles, better to be safe than sorry. ;) For the girls keep a good grip on those foreign objects. I knew a girl once that had to go to hospital to have one removed, (or so I heard). :rolleyes: :01: :blink: B)Quote:
Originally posted by ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 02:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...
Is that true??
Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:
Well I dont know about that, but for guys I would recommend a good pair of eye gogles, better to be safe than sorry. ;) For the girls keep a good grip on those foreign objects. I knew a girl once that had to go to hospital to have one removed, (or so I heard). :rolleyes: :01: :blink: B) [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by imnotanaddict+27 December 2003 - 06:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (imnotanaddict @ 27 December 2003 - 06:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 02:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...
Is that true??
Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:
oh do tell the story...
Well you know,you'll grow hair on your palms then go blind.Quote:
Originally posted by ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 02:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...
Is that true??
Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:
Well you know,you'll grow hair on your palms then go blind. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Peabody+27 December 2003 - 02:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mr. Peabody @ 27 December 2003 - 02:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 02:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...
Is that true??
Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:
SO, grow hair?? I haven't grown much from it??????
Anywayz, does it make you slow down your tallness rate if you masturbate???
:frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:
SO, grow hair?? I haven't grown much from it??????Quote:
Originally posted by ForbiddenDNA+27 December 2003 - 12:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ForbiddenDNA @ 27 December 2003 - 12:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Peabody@27 December 2003 - 02:17
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@27 December 2003 - 02:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...
Is that true??
Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:
Well you know,you'll grow hair on your palms then go blind.
Anywayz, does it make you slow down your tallness rate if you masturbate???
:frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: Everything they tell you is 100% bull shit. It dosnt doanything to you. Its more healthy then harmfull.
How is it healthy??????
It is clinically proven to lower the risk of prostate cancer
YEH a freakin RIGHT!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by RGX@27 December 2003 - 16:09
It is clinically proven to lower the risk of prostate cancer
Foreal??? :huh: :o
How do u clean up the mass u made AFTER u masturbate?
i'd like to hear from u guys?
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!Quote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@27 December 2003 - 18:10
How do u clean up the mass u made AFTER u masturbate?
i'd like to hear from u guys?
Just make sure you dont let the mass go everywhere..
@ James_Bond_Rulez - just use a paper towel or a tissue...
@ ForbiddenDNA - Yeah I heard that if you masturbate about once a week it will lower your chances of getting prostate cancer... ofcourse I like to stay on the safe side so I masturbate a 100 times a week just to be sure... :D :P
J/K by the way
wow u guys have very good techniques....
i only advanced to the "tissue" technology when my gf noticed unusual stains on my shirts and underware :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Too bad you didn't had a camera or, even better, a video recorder! :lol: ;) :D B)Quote:
Originally posted by xxxSHARExxx@25 December 2003 - 08:51
i caught 1 of my friend's sister masturbating, it was so funny
i sleept over my friends house. At night, everbody was sleeping, i needed to take a piss so i went to the washroom (i was still half a sleep) and the light was on and i open the door, there i saw my friend's sister fingering herself then she saw me and she screamed, my friend had woke up and he went out see wats wrong. Both my friend and his sister was so embarass. I felt uncomfortable and a bit horny.
masterbation is inguraged in asia. aparently 30 mins wanking is = to 10 mins working out (gets the blood flowing) sum people in asia even do it at work :01:
thats it im moving to asia :D