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So much is made of birthdays, but have you ever thought about what was going on 9 months before you were born.
I was supposed to be born September 1st, but as usual, I was late.
I began to think about this, then I realized that I had been conceived on New Years Eve/Day. I was nothing but a drunken afterthought, an 80 proof spermatic fumble.
I was born with a champagne glass in 1 hand and and a kazoo in the other. Confetti was everywhere.
What event might have triggered your conception, hmmm?
I was born July 1st so maybe my parents were celebrating your birthday? :o
i actually thought about this also. my birthday being the 18th of august puts me around the start of xmas, unless i was born prematurely, which would make me worthless also.
After my conception, my mother gave birth to me. Imagine I was born naked holding the wedding ring of my mom's nurse. lol..
Well, I was never conceived... see, the stork dropped me on the doorstep. :rolleyes:
I was born January 30th but was about 5 days late which means I was conceived about... :huh: late may... nothing special about late may.
Perhaps you were an episode of mistletoe affection. The requisite kiss erupted into a liquid love bearing Spiderdude fruit.Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@28 December 2003 - 03:14
i actually thought about this also. my birthday being the 18th of august puts me around the start of xmas, unless i was born prematurely, which would make me worthless also.
I wonder if mistletoe is an American thing or everybody knows what I am talking about.
My stomach still aches for Chicken Curry. <_<
hobbes are you a yank? who knows of chicken curry?
cos computerfreak76 didn't know of chicken curry and he too is a yank, but i think he may be a red neck.
yes we scots know aboot a wee kiss under the misseltoe.
Did you, or did you not, deny me, a Chinaman, a chicken curry in the very season and under the very spirit that inspired your conception. Bad Spider, bad. You don't need the link do you?Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@28 December 2003 - 04:01
hobbes are you a yank? who knows of chicken curry?
cos computerfreak76 didn't know of chicken curry and he too is a yank, but i think he may be a red neck.
yes we scots know aboot a wee kiss under the misseltoe.
Yank!? I'm not quite that rough with the bishop.
Hobbes.. I'd never thought of my birthday in relation to what my parents were doin or why..
but having a think about it... i'm starting to think I know what my mother got for her birthday!
:o
Did you, or did you not, deny me, a Chinaman, a chicken curry in the very season and under the very spirit that inspired your conception. Bad Spider, bad. You don't need the link do you?Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes+28 December 2003 - 03:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 28 December 2003 - 03:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@28 December 2003 - 04:01
hobbes are you a yank? who knows of chicken curry?
cos computerfreak76 didn't know of chicken curry and he too is a yank, but i think he may be a red neck.
yes we scots know aboot a wee kiss under the misseltoe.
Yank!? I'm not quite that rough with the bishop. [/b][/quote]
sorry hobbes if i knew it was you who were the chinaman i would have stamped on your face as well as buying your curry. :P
LMAO :DQuote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe@28 December 2003 - 07:18
Hobbes.. I'd never thought of my birthday in relation to what my parents were doin or why..
but having a think about it... i'm starting to think I know what my mother got for her birthday!
:o
hmm, let's see. I was born May 4, so that means I was conceived around August 4....
Wasn't 1982 a hot summer or something? :lol:
There's an interesting story behind my conception (which I'm sure you are all willing to read):
Living in NYC, my father was a photographer, mostly for advertisements or other such things. My mother (sigh), worked for Penthouse (you can imagine). I suppose my mother was going for a photo-shoot at my father's lab... Add 1 and 1 together...
I was born August 1985, so I was concieved (supposing it was exactly 9 months) December 1984.
matt post a pic of your mum please. let us judge if she is how.
http://www.southpark.nana.co.il/hafaka/cartman.gifQuote:
Originally posted by Ozbabe@28 December 2003 - 08:18
Hobbes.. I'd never thought of my birthday in relation to what my parents were doin or why..
but having a think about it... i'm starting to think I know what my mother got for her birthday!
:o
Ohhh, that story kicks ass!
Or at least tell us what issue she is in.Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@28 December 2003 - 18:59
matt post a pic of your mum please. let us judge if she is how.
I wasn't born I was shat! :blink:
Or at least tell us what issue she is in.[/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes+28 December 2003 - 14:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 28 December 2003 - 14:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@28 December 2003 - 18:59
matt post a pic of your mum please. let us judge if she is how.
I, for one, am not too interested in scouting out back-issues of Penthouse to see pictures of my mom.
Though, I fear one day I'll be ruffling through some old copy, and I will stumble upon something that only my father (and subscribers) were supposed to see.
Let's see... i was born late november (i was born on thanksgiving day i think in 1985. But I'm scottish so it doesn't really matter!)
I was due at the start of December so i was conceived in March. Nothing special about that on the surface BUT my older brother and one of my sisters were also born in early december....
so the question is "what is so special about March??"
:huh:
Spring is the season of awakening hormones. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by WeeMouse@28 December 2003 - 18:56
so the question is "what is so special about March??"
In March, everyone goes a wee bit mad.Quote:
Originally posted by WeeMouse@28 December 2003 - 20:56
Let's see... i was born late november (i was born on thanksgiving day i think in 1985. But I'm scottish so it doesn't really matter!)
I was due at the start of December so i was conceived in March. Nothing special about that on the surface BUT my older brother and one of my sisters were also born in early december....
so the question is "what is so special about March??"
:huh:
http://64.95.118.51/images/opti/ca/e...resized200.jpg
http://www.marchmadness.org/image/mmsplash.jpg
In March, everyone goes a wee bit mad. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes+28 December 2003 - 19:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 28 December 2003 - 19:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-WeeMouse@28 December 2003 - 20:56
Let's see... i was born late november (i was born on thanksgiving day i think in 1985. But I'm scottish so it doesn't really matter!)
I was due at the start of December so i was conceived in March. Nothing special about that on the surface BUT my older brother and one of my sisters were also born in early december....
so the question is "what is so special about March??"
:huh:
Don't listen to him Mouse, he's as mad as a March ha...
Wait a minute, he might have a point :huh:
My dad tries to tell me how i was conceived :blink: He claims i was a mistake :D
I said "The worst one you ever made, baby!" :D
Beware the Ides of March!Quote:
Originally posted by WeeMouse@28 December 2003 - 21:14
My dad tries to tell me how i was conceived :blink: He claims i was a mistake :D
I said "The worst one you ever made, baby!" :D
I think your Dad would be lucky to make a few more mistakes like you.
my folks conceived me around November/December. I think they were poor at the time, just married for around a year or so. They were probably bumping uglies to keep warm as they couldn't afford to keep the central heating on.
Just a guess. i could ask, but i'd rather not think about it.
im not a yank nor a redeck so STFU!Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@27 December 2003 - 21:01
hobbes are you a yank? who knows of chicken curry?
cos computerfreak76 didn't know of chicken curry and he too is a yank, but i think he may be a red neck.
yes we scots know aboot a wee kiss under the misseltoe.
hobbes, did your late arrival also affect your ability to perform subtraction?
9 months before 1st Sept is 1st December. :P
Wow, I guess you're right. Now I realize that I was conceived on my grandmothers' birthday (Dec 1). That is kind of kinky.Quote:
Originally posted by lynx@29 December 2003 - 00:12
hobbes, did your late arrival also affect your ability to perform subtraction?
9 months before 1st Sept is 1st December. :P
In March, everyone goes a wee bit mad.Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes+28 December 2003 - 20:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 28 December 2003 - 20:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-WeeMouse@28 December 2003 - 20:56
Let's see... i was born late november (i was born on thanksgiving day i think in 1985. But I'm scottish so it doesn't really matter!)
I was due at the start of December so i was conceived in March. Nothing special about that on the surface BUT my older brother and one of my sisters were also born in early december....
so the question is "what is so special about March??"
:huh:
http://64.95.118.51/images/opti/ca/e...resized200.jpg
http://www.marchmadness.org/image/mmsplash.jpg [/b][/quote]
howcome you dont get photos of women?
i was born on march 18.... so i guess that would be.... july or something like that...
what i do know i was conceived (bleh whatever u spell it) on holland/netherlands
march 1st, hence the name
Apart from being Hobbes birthday, 1st Sept 1976 (my b'day 1.7.76) was when the "Korean Register of Shipping became an Associate" - my parents must have enjoyed that :huh:
Wow, I guess you're right. Now I realize that I was conceived on my grandmothers' birthday (Dec 1). That is kind of kinky. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes+28 December 2003 - 22:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 28 December 2003 - 22:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lynx@29 December 2003 - 00:12
hobbes, did your late arrival also affect your ability to perform subtraction?
9 months before 1st Sept is 1st December. :P
It was probably thanksgiving, ya Turkey. :blink: