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Just went up to the bank to pay some money in and get a sneaky pint in and a damn fruit machine came out of nowhere and robbed me blind. Damn I hate those machines with their fancy flashing lights enticing me to gamble my money away :angry:
I only lost a tenner but i'm still :angry:
Blow 'em all to hell. :ghostface:
I aint never seen a fruit machine before - does it vend bananas and stuff?? :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by Withcheese@29 December 2003 - 15:37
Just went up to the bank to pay some money in and get a sneaky pint in and a damn fruit machine came out of nowhere and robbed me blind. Damn I hate those machines with their fancy flashing lights enticing me to gamble my money away :angry:
I only lost a tenner but i'm still :angry:
Some one once called me a sex machine!!!
Well actually he said I was dildo - but that's the same thing right?? :blink:
£10? Is that it?
I worked in a bar so we had like 4 of them. After work after cashing up, I'd stick probably £60-80 in those machines and get nothing out of them and I know how to play them. It was getting bad when i was going to the bank and coming back with more money.
Trust me, leave them well alone!
Obviously better of gettin yer fruit at the grocers!! A lesson for all methinks!Quote:
Originally posted by Samurai@29 December 2003 - 15:40
£10? Is that it?
I worked in a bar so we had like 4 of them. After work after cashing up, I'd stick probably £60-80 in those machines and get nothing out of them and I know how to play them. It was getting bad when i was going to the bank and coming back with more money.
Trust me, leave them well alone!
Read and learn younguns! :blink:
yeah when i worked in a bar i used to spend about the same amount...these days i'm a bit more careful, but i still hate those evil machines :angry:Quote:
Originally posted by Samurai@29 December 2003 - 14:40
£10? Is that it?
I worked in a bar so we had like 4 of them. After work after cashing up, I'd stick probably £60-80 in those machines and get nothing out of them and I know how to play them. It was getting bad when i was going to the bank and coming back with more money.
Trust me, leave them well alone!
edit: @fugley :lol: :lol: :lol:
yeah when i worked in a bar i used to spend about the same amount...these days i'm a bit more careful, but i still hate those evil machines :angry:Quote:
Originally posted by Withcheese+29 December 2003 - 15:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 29 December 2003 - 15:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Samurai@29 December 2003 - 14:40
£10? Is that it?
I worked in a bar so we had like 4 of them. After work after cashing up, I'd stick probably £60-80 in those machines and get nothing out of them and I know how to play them. It was getting bad when i was going to the bank and coming back with more money.
Trust me, leave them well alone!
edit: @fugley :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
I've had a run in or 2 with the ole fruit machines myself. Always nice when you win and pick up some free cash. The losing part is what I have harder time dealing with. :lol: :P
and now i just know that somebody's gonna put a couple of quid in the machine and win MY money :angry: ah well good luck to them :)Quote:
I've had a run in or 2 with the ole fruit machines myself. Always nice when you win and pick up some free cash. The losing part is what I have harder time dealing with.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Withcheese@29 December 2003 - 15:53
and now i just know that somebody's gonna put a couple of quid in the machine and win MY money :angry: ah well good luck to them :)Quote:
I've had a run in or 2 with the ole fruit machines myself. Always nice when you win and pick up some free cash. The losing part is what I have harder time dealing with.
I assUme your on about slot machines
most won't payback more than 70-80%
now the video poker is your best bet but you have to know how to play most casinos have 98% payback or more if you find a good 9/6 machine
yeah the payout on slot machines are pretty crappy...as I said I used to work in a bar so I always knew the best times to play the machines we had (ie when some fool has just put a tenner in then left :huh: )Quote:
Originally posted by muchspl2@29 December 2003 - 14:56
I assUme your on about slot machines
most won't payback more than 70-80%
now the video poker is your best bet but you have to know how to play most casinos have 98% payback or more if you find a good 9/6 machine
video poker? not sure we have that where i live...but maybe i shouldn't be gambling at all :lol: