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12-30-2003, 02:20 PM
djweiser

masturbated :rolleyes:

:unsure: :lol:
12-30-2003, 02:48 PM
Cheese

hehe I'm never gonna get bored with this pic:

http://www.dapillow.com/twol/81102/masturbating.jpg

edit:I promise that's the last time I use it ;)
12-30-2003, 02:54 PM
djweiser

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Originally posted by Withcheese@30 December 2003 - 14:48
hehe I'm never gonna get bored with this pic:

http://www.dapillow.com/twol/81102/masturbating.jpg

edit:I promise that's the last time I use it ;)

why does it make him cry? :rolleyes:
12-30-2003, 03:06 PM
Cheese

@netwei5er: cos off all the little potential lives lost ;)
12-30-2003, 03:55 PM
"The Avatar Man"

the last time i visited the pr0n thread :P :P :P :ghostface: :helpsmile: :P
12-30-2003, 04:00 PM
Cheese

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Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"@30 December 2003 - 14:55
the last time i visited the pr0n thread :P :P :P :ghostface: :helpsmile: :P

so it was you that left all the tissues in there :o
12-30-2003, 04:06 PM
scribblec

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Originally posted by Withcheese+30 December 2003 - 16:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 30 December 2003 - 16:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-"The Avatar Man"@30 December 2003 - 14:55
the last time i visited the pr0n thread :P  :P  :P  :ghostface:  :helpsmile:  :P

so it was you that left all the tissues in there :o [/b][/quote]
no cheese m8

that was you :P

Mr.C
12-30-2003, 04:43 PM
"The Avatar Man"

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Originally posted by Withcheese+30 December 2003 - 17:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 30 December 2003 - 17:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-"The Avatar Man"@30 December 2003 - 14:55
the last time i visited the pr0n thread :P  :P  :P  :ghostface:  :helpsmile:  :P

so it was you that left all the tissues in there :o [/b][/quote]
no I left the stained socks!
http://www.kangasport.com.au/images/socks.jpg
12-30-2003, 04:46 PM
Cheese

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Originally posted by scribblec+30 December 2003 - 15:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (scribblec @ 30 December 2003 - 15:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by Withcheese@30 December 2003 - 16:00
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@30 December 2003 - 14:55
the last time i visited the pr0n thread :P :P :P :ghostface: :helpsmile: :P

so it was you that left all the tissues in there :o

no cheese m8

that was you :P

Mr.C[/b][/quote]
not mine...i've got a "special" rag for that kind of thing ;) :huh: :o
12-30-2003, 04:50 PM
"The Avatar Man"

I think alpha left socks in there too
http://www.huitt.com/images/basic_baby_sock.jpg :P
12-30-2003, 04:50 PM
scribblec

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Originally posted by Withcheese+30 December 2003 - 16:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 30 December 2003 - 16:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by scribblec@30 December 2003 - 15:06

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Originally posted by Withcheese@30 December 2003 - 16:00
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@30 December 2003 - 14:55
the last time i visited the pr0n thread :P :P :P :ghostface: :helpsmile: :P

so it was you that left all the tissues in there :o

no cheese m8

that was you :P

Mr.C

not mine...i've got a "special" rag for that kind of thing ;) :huh: :o [/b][/quote]
:lol:
12-30-2003, 04:52 PM
fugley

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Originally posted by -netweiser-@30 December 2003 - 14:20
masturbated :rolleyes:

:unsure: :lol:

.Ermmm............Well hactually...... if you really want to know......... I........... is doin one at the moment! ...........(am typing with me feet).

....................Been goin for about 2 hours....and........ 25mins now but.............. not much seems to be............. ha....... ha....... ha.........happening!

Infact me bits are startin to get a little sore! I think I'll have a 30 second rest!

Still once I start I gotta finish!!.................don't.........you.........agree? ..........

:blink:............ :blink:
12-30-2003, 04:53 PM
"The Avatar Man"

here fugley use with cheese's rag
http://www.dropthepucks.com/gw101/im...in%20blood.jpg
12-30-2003, 04:54 PM
Cheese

yup it would need to be that big ;)

@fugley: i think you should wash the creosote off before you start doing that sort of thing :o
12-30-2003, 04:56 PM
"The Avatar Man"

thats 10 X magnified man!
12-30-2003, 04:58 PM
Cheese

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Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"@30 December 2003 - 15:56
thats 10 X magnified man!

damn :huh:
12-30-2003, 05:01 PM
Alpha_Caesar

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Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"@30 December 2003 - 11:50
I think alpha left socks in there too
http://www.huitt.com/images/basic_baby_sock.jpg :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Who the hell uses socks? :lol: :lol:
12-30-2003, 05:06 PM
"The Avatar Man"

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Originally posted by Alpha_Caesar@30 December 2003 - 18:01

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Who the hell uses socks? :lol: :lol:

so your the one that left the walls stained?
do you have any idea how hard those stains are to remove?
12-30-2003, 05:13 PM
fugley

PROGRESS UPDATE!!!!! JUST IN!!!!!

:wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: ....................... :eek: :eek:......

......... phew!!!! never ad one like that before!!

:1eye:
12-30-2003, 05:20 PM
Alpha_Caesar

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Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"+30 December 2003 - 12:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ("The Avatar Man" @ 30 December 2003 - 12:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Alpha_Caesar@30 December 2003 - 18:01

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Who the hell uses socks?  :lol:  :lol:

so your the one that left the walls stained?
do you have any idea how hard those stains are to remove? [/b][/quote]
No way I'm not responsible for that. <_<

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
12-30-2003, 05:23 PM
Cheese

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Originally posted by fugley@30 December 2003 - 16:13
PROGRESS UPDATE!!!!! JUST IN!!!!!

:wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: ....................... :eek: :eek:......

......... phew!!!! never ad one like that before!!

:1eye:

ewww...now clean it up you messy pup :o
12-30-2003, 05:30 PM
fugley

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Originally posted by Withcheese+30 December 2003 - 17:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 30 December 2003 - 17:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@30 December 2003 - 16:13
PROGRESS UPDATE!!!!!  JUST IN!!!!!

:wacko:  :wacko:  :wacko:  :wacko: ....................... :eek:  :eek:......

......... phew!!!!  never ad one like that before!!

:1eye:

ewww...now clean it up you messy pup :o [/b][/quote]
:1eye: !!!!!!!!!!
12-30-2003, 05:46 PM
Falconetti

Stupid thread. If i told you, would you join me?
12-30-2003, 05:52 PM
Cheese

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Originally posted by Falconetti@30 December 2003 - 16:46
Stupid thread. If i told you, would you join me?

:ph34r:
12-30-2003, 06:21 PM
"The Avatar Man"

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Originally posted by Withcheese+30 December 2003 - 18:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 30 December 2003 - 18:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Falconetti@30 December 2003 - 16:46
Stupid thread. If i told you, would you join me?

:ph34r:[/b][/quote]
???
What do you mean by "join"?
12-30-2003, 06:22 PM
"The Avatar Man"

Sorry about double post I'm using my tmobile sidekick and sometimes I get confuzed.
12-30-2003, 06:24 PM
bujub22

is it masterbating if you pour peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off
cuz it's my dog not my hand :D :helpsmile:
12-30-2003, 06:25 PM
NikkiD

@ bujub22 - Ewwww....

To the original question... About 10 minutes ago :ph34r:
12-30-2003, 06:26 PM
BigBank_Hank

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Originally posted by bujub22@30 December 2003 - 13:24
is it masterbating if you pour peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off
cuz it's my dog not my hand :D :helpsmile:

That is just nasty :x
12-30-2003, 06:28 PM
Mr. Mulder

right now :ph34r:
12-30-2003, 06:29 PM
bujub22

:lol: :lol: it's off that movie road trip :P aaaaaaaaahh
12-30-2003, 06:31 PM
"The Avatar Man"

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Originally posted by NikkiD@30 December 2003 - 19:25
@ bujub22 - Ewwww....

To the original question... About 10 minutes ago :ph34r:

Well now I want to do it again :)
12-30-2003, 06:34 PM
bujub22

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Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"+30 December 2003 - 14:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ("The Avatar Man" @ 30 December 2003 - 14:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@30 December 2003 - 19:25
@ bujub22 - Ewwww....

To the original question... About 10 minutes ago :ph34r:

Well now I want to do it again :) [/b][/quote]
pop a viagra and last all day long :D go fo what u know
12-30-2003, 06:37 PM
NikkiD

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Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"+30 December 2003 - 13:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ("The Avatar Man" @ 30 December 2003 - 13:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@30 December 2003 - 19:25
@ bujub22 - Ewwww....

To the original question... About 10 minutes ago :ph34r:

Well now I want to do it again :) [/b][/quote]
Well it's Jonno's fault really...

Actually make that Jonno and Titey... Titey sent him the tights... Jonno put them on and well... quite a sordid ordeal actually...
12-30-2003, 06:47 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

You mean these ones?? :lol:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/joz_60.jpg

WOOHOO I got hair :lol: :lol:

And some hot Canadian chick wanking over me :lol: Oh man that was crude :ph34r: :lol:

Jonno B)
12-30-2003, 06:53 PM
NikkiD

Erm... yeah... that was the one... naughty bugger you...

Question... is it still considered wanking when a woman materbates? Most of the typical phrases for masterbation don't seem to apply do they?

Such as "choke the chicken" "spank the monkey"... they just don't seem to work... or is it just me?
12-30-2003, 06:55 PM
Cheese

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Such as "choke the chicken" "spank the monkey"... they just don't seem to work... or is it just me?

"flicking the bean" has always been my fave female euphemism :lol:
12-30-2003, 06:55 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Slap the fish?? :lol: :lol:

Ok I better stop before I get slapped.............unless you want me to slap you :P

Nah wanking just covers masterbation all round :D

I saw a tv prog where someone was describing how a horse wanks, it slaps it's knob against it's belly, thought I might give that a try :lol:

Jonno B)
12-30-2003, 07:03 PM
NikkiD

Horses wank? :blink:

Well I guess sexual pleasure is universal, huh? I suppose dogs do it, my parent's stupid mutt used to hump everything in sight...

@ Withcheese - I'd never heard that expression, but it fits :lol:

@ Jonno - There's only one place you could slap me and get away with it ;)
12-30-2003, 07:26 PM
Skweeky

That's a scary picture Jonno :unsure:

oh and: the day before yesterday in the bathtub. Yesterday I was too drunk. :lol:

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