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What do you men think about this. You sign a contract with an agency that sends over a woman to clean your house, prepare you a feast for your dinner, then has sex with you.
Once the sex is done, she carries you to the couch and puts a beer and the remote control next you and leaves. Every 2 weeks a new woman arrives.
Perfection, sheer perfection. To be honest, I think I would enjoy the meals most, as I know how to do other things myself.
:o I dont get paid for this!Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes@13 January 2004 - 01:39
a woman to clean your house, prepare you a feast for your dinner, then has sex with you.
Once the sex is done, she carries you to the couch and puts a beer and the remote control next you and leaves.
You mean I could make money? :huh:
i would pay $1,500 a month for this service.....whats the place's number i wanna give them a call.....are they like hookers where sex "acts" costs alot?? what would would there prices be for all sex acts?? :D
Well, I don't think they will do any of the stuff in your sig., but more mainstream fetishes would be tolerated, Marv.Quote:
Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:04
i would pay $1,500 a month for this service.....whats the place's number i wanna give them a call.....are they like hookers where sex "acts" costs alot?? what would would there prices be for all sex acts?? :D
http://www.cnn.com/US/9709/25/albert.wrap/albert.jpg
Spanking, Yesssssss!
u mean i cant kill hookers? :(
Oh, of course you can, it just drives up the price quite a bit.Quote:
Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:19
u mean i cant kill hookers? :(
http://www.usoperaweb.com/2002/june/...bonappetit.jpgQuote:
Originally posted by hobbes@12 January 2004 - 18:39
What do you men think about this. You sign a contract with an agency that sends over a woman to clean your house, prepare you a feast for your dinner, then has sex with you.
So basically you want to boink Julia Child?
Julia Roberts, Julia Childs, whatever.
The funny thing is that I am totally serious.
how much does it up the price?? yes i would fuck Juila Child if she put a paper bag over her head :D
Well, honestly, there is a plan with no difference in price, however; the meal they serve is laced with lethal poison. Interested?Quote:
Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:35
how much does it up the price?? yes i would fuck Juila Child if she put a paper bag over her head :D
Well, honestly, there is a plan with no difference in price, however; the meal they serve is laced with lethal poison. Interested? [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes+12 January 2004 - 20:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 12 January 2004 - 20:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:35
how much does it up the price?? yes i would fuck Juila Child if she put a paper bag over her head :D
oh yea :D
oh yea :D [/b][/quote]Quote:
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Originally posted by hobbes@12 January 2004 - 20:40
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@13 January 2004 - 03:35
how much does it up the price?? yes i would fuck Juila Child if she put a paper bag over her head :D
Well, honestly, there is a plan with no difference in price, however; the meal they serve is laced with lethal poison. Interested?
your avatar scares the shit out of me. please change it.
what me??? i can't change it (its my brother the night before he died :(...heres a couple close ups :D
http://home.comcast.net/~metaphysica...ar150x1501.gifhttp://home.comcast.net/~metaphysica...atar65x652.gif
Why did you kill him?Quote:
Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:53
what me??? i can't change it (its my brother the night before he died :(...heres a couple close ups :D
http://home.comcast.net/~metaphysica...ar150x1501.gifhttp://home.comcast.net/~metaphysica...atar65x652.gif
i didnt kill him....he died in a car accident 2 years ago :(
Look, I am aware of your history, I was hoping you were trying to change. Whether what you say is true or not, you have no credibility here and I think you are full shit, quite honestly.Quote:
Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 04:00
i didnt kill him....he died in a car accident 2 years ago :(
Don't do it Hobbes, trust me on this ok :)
On topic.......I think I'd get bored with a woman like that, you might as well have a robot and a rubber doll, surly a woman with brains would be better? :)
Then they could fix stuff too :lol:
Oh man I'll get slapped for that one :lol:
Jonno B)
well i dont really care about what you think....i know its true....so thats all i have to say about that.....
Ok Forest :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:08
so thats all i have to say about that.....
Joke ok, just a joke :)
Jonno B)
And I don't care what you think and I don't believe what you say. You need to change your ways before you gain my respect.Quote:
Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 04:08
well i dont really care about what you think....i know its true....so thats all i have to say about that.....
Since you don't care about my opinion, I can expect that you will not respond, unless you are full of shit.
accually i have Forrest Gump on DVD :D
Good flick, Loved that film.........cept the miserable cow on the bench that said "Ma feet hurt" <_< Hate miserable people like that <_<
@Hobbes.......Dude, go with the flow.......you know what I'm saying :)
Jonno B)
Don't worry, he cannot anger me, and I am not a cruel person. I am letting him step up and redeem himself.Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 January 2004 - 04:16
Good flick, Loved that film.........cept the miserable cow on the bench that said "Ma feet hurt" <_< Hate miserable people like that <_<
@Hobbes.......Dude, go with the flow.......you know what I'm saying :)
Jonno B)
my favorite part is where Forrest was at the watergate hotel and he saw the people breaking in :D i laughed like hell :lol:
@Hobbes.......There you go, thats good, he seems calmer so second chances are always good :)
@SH.......Nah, it's when he jumped off the boat , swam over to Dan and as the boat crashed he said "Thats ma boaaaat" :lol:
Jonno B)
Different woman ....every 2 weeks.Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 January 2004 - 04:07
Don't do it Hobbes, trust me on this ok :)
On topic.......I think I'd get bored with a woman like that, you might as well have a robot and a rubber doll, surly a woman with brains would be better? :)
Then they could fix stuff too :lol:
Oh man I'll get slapped for that one :lol:
Jonno B)