Ok So Here's The Honest Truth

I sincerely get turned on by elvish women

I like Angelina Jolie and Shannyn Sossamon

I'm not against homosexuals. As a matter of fact, I defend their position and encourage them to come out of the closet.

I think Bush is one of the dumbest humans in this world (if he can be called that) and think he should be trialed for "Administrative Genocide".

I am fat and damn proud of it

I am afraid of talking to women because of fear of screwing up.

I am afraid of snakes and bees/wasps. I do not fear scorpions since I've been bitten twice by them.

I think I should go out more.

Peace

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I would go out but that Dayball thing scares me too much :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:


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I get bored in my house, but I don't want to call my friends and tell them that we go out.... we probably would go out to play pool or something. It's not that I don't like that, I'm not in the mood.

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I would go out but that Dayball thing scares me too much :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:


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Why are so many people on this Forum frightened of women? :( If they bite you. Tell them to take their false teeth out next time. :lol:

how old are you, DWk?

meh...do what makes you happy...

I stay in a lot as well but do enjoy going out on the weekends, I spend too much time indoors on my computer but I still enjoy myself. :)

I'm not FRIGHTENED of women as-it-is. I've never had a girlfriend so I'm not that much experienced in those matters ;)


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I'm not FRIGHTENED of women as-it-is. I've never had a girlfriend so I'm not that much experienced in those matters ;)


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You should be frightened of them because they are evil :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

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have you the motivation or money to learn to drive?
if you did, you could go on drives with your friends and do something fun

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You should be frightened of them because they are evil :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Yea The Waterboy&#39;s Mom said this once:

Women are the DEVIL&#33; :devil:

But I know they aren&#39;t. Unless I have a fetish for the devil, I would hardly think they are lol.

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I&#39;m not FRIGHTENED of women as-it-is. I&#39;ve never had a girlfriend so I&#39;m not that much experienced in those matters ;)


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:( i really feel bad for you dame just dont become a rapeist or nething and its all good you have your hand :lol:

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Why are so many people on this Forum frightened of women? :( If they bite you. Tell them to take their false teeth out next time. :lol:

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biting can be lots of fun.. :D

LOL 3rd/4th gen.... I&#39;ve had a license for 2 years now :o :ghostface:

Well I&#39;m going back to university tomorrow so at least I&#39;m not gonna get THAT bored :o


edit- LMFAO :lol: ivy

Oh I don&#39;t mean ACTUAL elves. I&#39;m talking about Liv Tyler in LOTR :D

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biting can be lots of fun.. :D [/b][/quote]
mm biting can be nice

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biting can be lots of fun.. :D [/b][/quote]
SEE? The female of the species is evil :ph34r:

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I would go out but that Dayball thing scares me too much :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:


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Why are so many people on this Forum frightened of women? :( If they bite you. Tell them to take their false teeth out next time. :lol:

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:wub: thats so SWEET&#33;

I still need to go out more. After I finished the first year of university I stopped going out with friends. I guess I&#39;m gonna start doing that more again.

I need a girlfriend tho :o

check me out ;)

http://server4.uploadit.org/files2/140104-yo.jpg

Oh there&#39;s some remains of my mohawk there.... cool :D

you gotta know that your signature is too big... a mod will be along any minute to tell ya, im sure :)

Yea I&#39;m gonna change it :o :D

Thanks for the advice though :) B)

OK changed ;)

Now you&#39;re gonna have to SEE DWk every time you talk to him :o :P

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it&#39;s still a wee bit too big, rules say under 150 pixels high: http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=22529

K fine lol :D done

OK I&#39;m going to bed cuz I gotta wake up early tomorrow. Oh by the way, I think I&#39;m gonna go ask the girl out tomorrow. Not sure if I can just pop in where she works cuz I don&#39;t have an excuse (was there yesterday).

So please let me know if I have to remember something cuz I&#39;m gonna check this thread tomorrow morning :01: :)

Well I&#39;m not sure what this girl does for work, or you could fit that into your conversation... but basically just go in and ask if she has a free minute. When she says &#39;yeah sure&#39; or whatever, just ask her out for a drink or something. She&#39;ll either say yes or no and at least she&#39;ll know you&#39;re interested in her. Give her a smile, make her laugh if you can and you&#39;re set.

Easy,

Samurai ;)

i dont trust anything that bleeds for more that 2 day&#39;s and does&#39;nt die ;)

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old one, but
:lol: :lol: :lol:

dude, just ask her if she wants to go have a drink/movie/dinner
kinda innocent but kinda direct

if ya start shaggin her leg she may be a little hesitant to say yeah :lol:

just keep it simple bro, your mind is your worst enemy :ph34r: :P

:D I like Big Women with a nice ole Fat Ass. :D

http://www.chubbyland.com/

:P :lol: :P