do you have sex when the children are in the house
and how old are you and ur kids :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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do you have sex when the children are in the house
and how old are you and ur kids :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
hey :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
i have the sex with myself while the kids are in the house, what difference does it make if the wife is there?
how old r u
what age do you think i am? do you think i'm hot?
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Originally posted by ghetto_gurl@17 January 2004 - 03:22
do you have sex when the children are in the house
and how old are you and ur kids :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
of courseQuote:
do you have sex when the children are in the house
you obviously don't
(have kids)
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/wtf.gif [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by danb+17 January 2004 - 02:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 17 January 2004 - 02:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ghetto_gurl@17 January 2004 - 03:22
do you have sex when the children are in the house
and how old are you and ur kids :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
lol
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: how old r u and how old r ur kidzQuote:
Originally posted by Zedaxax@17 January 2004 - 02:39
of courseQuote:
do you have sex when the children are in the house
you obviously don't
(have kids)
reality should answer this thread :P
u dont count because ur not that old if you was born in 1982 that would make you 22 ur not old :o :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@17 January 2004 - 02:33
i have the sex with myself while the kids are in the house, what difference does it make if the wife is there?
u dont count because ur not that old if you was born in 1982 that would make you 22 ur not old :o :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by ghetto_gurl+17 January 2004 - 01:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ghetto_gurl @ 17 January 2004 - 01:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@17 January 2004 - 02:33
i have the sex with myself while the kids are in the house, what difference does it make if the wife is there?
He was born in 1982 but he ages in dog years...he is actually 154 years old...so respect your elders please.
<_< Whats your definition of 'old'?
38-100
He was born in 1982 but he ages in dog years...he is actually 154 years old...so respect your elders please. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Withcheese+17 January 2004 - 02:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 17 January 2004 - 02:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by ghetto_gurl@17 January 2004 - 01:51
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@17 January 2004 - 02:33
i have the sex with myself while the kids are in the house, what difference does it make if the wife is there?
u dont count because ur not that old if you was born in 1982 that would make you 22 ur not old :o :rolleyes:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't get what? Sex? :PQuote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 January 2004 - 01:57
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/i+dont+get+it.gif
People have sex with their kids in the house at 100??Quote:
Originally posted by ghetto_gurl@17 January 2004 - 02:54
38-100
People have sex at 100?
Ive got another 70 years left at it then,Yippee!
God Bless Viagra..... :w00t:
People have sex with their kids in the house at 100??Quote:
Originally posted by jay973+17 January 2004 - 02:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jay973 @ 17 January 2004 - 02:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ghetto_gurl@17 January 2004 - 02:54
38-100
People have sex at 100?
Ive got another 70 years left at it then,Yippee!
God Bless Viagra..... :w00t: [/b][/quote]
nothing worse than hearing your parents shagging
If Im still shagging at 100,my kids will be 75ish and probably stone deaf. :clap:
thats good for them then but wat poor bastards they are now
have they ever caught u lol
yeah, I was promised an orgasm.Quote:
Originally posted by Withcheese@17 January 2004 - 02:59
Don't get what? Sex? :P
turned out he meant, oration. :P
yeah, I was promised an orgasm.Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss+17 January 2004 - 02:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 17 January 2004 - 02:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@17 January 2004 - 02:59
Don't get what? Sex? :P
turned out he meant, oration. :P [/b][/quote]
:o :o :lol: :lol:
No,too young(I hope!!)
When they get old enough Ill maybe put a lock on their door and a chamberpot in their room in case nature calls.
Either that or Ill drag the missus into the garden shed....... :ph34r:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by jay973@17 January 2004 - 03:08
No,too young(I hope!!)
When they get old enough Ill maybe put a lock on their door and a chamberpot in their room in case nature calls.
Either that or Ill drag the missus into the garden shed....... :ph34r:
u dont count because ur not that old if you was born in 1982 that would make you 22 ur not old :o :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by ghetto_gurl+17 January 2004 - 03:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ghetto_gurl @ 17 January 2004 - 03:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@17 January 2004 - 02:33
i have the sex with myself while the kids are in the house, what difference does it make if the wife is there?
Oi cheeky. I'm 22 with 2 kids. 6 and 8. All right I'm a step father but you find ways to have a bit when you've got kids. They've gotta sleep sometime.
I walked in on my Gran and Grandad at it before.
That was scary!!! :o
/shudders at the memory.
That must have scarred you :blink: :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 January 2004 - 04:26
I walked in on my Gran and Grandad at it before.
That was scary!!! :o
/shudders at the memory.
That must have scarred you :blink: :blink: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by danb+17 January 2004 - 03:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 17 January 2004 - 03:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@17 January 2004 - 04:26
I walked in on my Gran and Grandad at it before.
That was scary!!! :o
/shudders at the memory.
:x thats harsh
You gotta love those little blue pills!Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 January 2004 - 04:26
I walked in on my Gran and Grandad at it before.
That was scary!!! :o
/shudders at the memory.
:blink: Ok me and my Brother was looking through some of our Fathers shit when we was younger(I guess I was around 12).
We found Pictures of Dad and Mom getting it on.She was Pregnant.So it was either me or my Brother that she was bearing.Not only that but who in the hell was taking the Polaroids is what I want to know?
And then we find one of them Swinger Magazines with Dad in it.....butt fucking naked giving details of himself physically. :blink:
What really bothers me is the fact my Mother was Pregnant with either me or my Brother.Fucking Freaks! :lol:
*I must be kind of drunk.I am not suppose to tell People these things.*
My parents only had sex once to conceive me...at least that's what I tell myself. :ph34r:
:) Swinger Magazines are adult-classifieds.They have Pictures of Men and Women.With their eyes usually blacked out.Or some of their face.
It is for locals to meet up with other couples and swing.Or to trade Partners.
But with the internet now there really is no need for it. ;)
Mom and Dad were Swingers.But back in the 70's everybody was.Just about. :blink:
Wish I could use that excuse.Quote:
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@17 January 2004 - 03:36
*I must be kind of drunk.I am not suppose to tell People these things.*
Fatigue....that's what it is. :P
I lived with me Granparents til I was about 7.
Yeah, it scarred me seeing those saggy wrinkling boobs....me Grans were awful too. :P
ugh how tackyQuote:
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@17 January 2004 - 03:46
:) Swinger Magazines are adult-classifieds.They have Pictures of Men and Women.With their eyes usually blacked out.Or some of their face.
It is for locals to meet up with other couples and swing.Or to trade Partners.
But with the internet now there really is no need for it. ;)
Mom and Dad were Swingers.But back in the 70's everybody was.Just about. :blink:
ugh how tacky [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by ghetto_gurl+16 January 2004 - 22:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ghetto_gurl @ 16 January 2004 - 22:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@17 January 2004 - 03:46
:) Swinger Magazines are adult-classifieds.They have Pictures of Men and Women.With their eyes usually blacked out.Or some of their face.
It is for locals to meet up with other couples and swing.Or to trade Partners.
But with the internet now there really is no need for it. ;)
Mom and Dad were Swingers.But back in the 70's everybody was.Just about. :blink:
:lol:
Hey you asked.Now I must ask how old your Parents are?Because they Probably were Swingers also. :P
:huh: And if your Mom is between 40 - 50 and single.Some Pictures would be nice. :huh:
Hopefully not over 40.The wheels are starting to fall off the Wagon. :lol:
Hey, my momma's 40+.
But she's has pierced nipples, and a tattoo.
Scary lady. :blink:
:D Pictures? :DQuote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@16 January 2004 - 23:10
[color=blue]Hey, my momma's 40+.
But she's has pierced nipples, and a tattoo.
i used to sell my dads porn. i think he knew but we both knew that if he asked me if he confronted me i'd say. "wtf? youve got porn?! you sick fuck! :x"