My cat is wanking :ph34r:
Jonno B)
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My cat is wanking :ph34r:
Jonno B)
Just doing as his master, it's common in pets...
:ph34r:
:o :o
Put a blanket over it :unsure:
My dog used to do that.
She would get excited when guests came round, and do it in front of them. :o
damn spelling. <_<
I hope she does'nt take after you :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 January 2004 - 15:35
My dog used to do that.
She would get excited when gets came round, and do it in front of them. :o
'lo :)
Ok she's stopped :unsure:
Dirty little shit, at least when I do it I have porn on :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by danb@18 January 2004 - 01:24
:o :o
Put a blanket over it :unsure:
It's not uncommon for cats to produce milk ;)Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 15:18
My cat is wanking :ph34r:
Jonno B)
I saw a dog seriously BJ itself until it orgasmed once - i didnt know they did that.
Why has National Geographic never covered this topic??????
I guess wanking in the animal kingdom is taboe there too.
Imagine what all those pets do when the owner is out......
http://www.repubblica.it/pubblicita_...onal/cover.jpg
I know that replying here Jonno it will place this thread at the top.... not my intention in this case... im just discusted that you havn't mentioned how??? :lol: :lol: I wanna know HOW???
Peace
UKIJustGottaKnowHowMan
Discussting :lol:
:lol: :lol: Well it sat there on it's back, hinds legs in the air........licking :ph34r:Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan@17 January 2004 - 15:43
I know that replying here Jonno it will place this thread at the top.... not my intention in this case... im just discusted that you havn't mentioned how??? :lol: :lol: I wanna know HOW???
Peace
UKIJustGottaKnowHowMan
I said to her "Do you mind not wanking in front of me" she looked up with her tounge hanging out.........then carried on <_<
Jonno B)
i always wondered about this till once on wildlife on one i saw an monkey hanging from a tree wanking with its footQuote:
Originally posted by Zedaxax@17 January 2004 - 15:43
I saw a dog seriously BJ itself until it orgasmed once - i didnt know they did that.
Why has National Geographic never covered this topic??????
I guess wanking in the animal kingdom is taboe there too.
Imagine what all those pets do when the owner is out......
http://www.repubblica.it/pubblicita_...onal/cover.jpg
who would have thought this would turn into such a mass debate?
This brings up an intersting, if not totally irrelevant question:
If males w*nk - do females also w*nk - i thought another expression was used :unsure:
Help me out here, after all i'm only 54 and not yet educated in these things B)
Ukkie
Can animals get other animals to do it for them?
Well yeah, women wank :D
Slapping the fish :lol: :lol: :lol:
OMG!!!.........She just sat down and lit a smoke :o :lol:
Jonno B)
:o :PQuote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 15:53
OMG!!!.........She just sat down and lit a smoke :o :lol:
So she licked herself whilst slapping the fish you gave her previously to eat, now its smoking a fag :blink: I'm totally confused now.... is she looking at you with an evil eye too?? If so, i'd move away as soon as possible Jonno :)Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 16:53
Well yeah, women wank :D
Slapping the fish :lol: :lol: :lol:
OMG!!!.........She just sat down and lit a smoke :o :lol:
Jonno B)
Ukkie
@lilmiss........hehe :P
@Ukdude.........She's a clever cat, she's now setting the tappets on my car :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
:o :P [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss+17 January 2004 - 16:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 17 January 2004 - 16:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 15:53
OMG!!!.........She just sat down and lit a smoke :o :lol:
Sounds like an interesting cat you have their Jonno.
It may have some issues though :lol: :lol:
This forum is getting more degenerate by the day!!
Cats wanking, dogs doing autoblowjobs......
It's sad, it's sick!!!
But feckin' hilarious!!!
http://www.pastelportraits.com/licking.jpg
http://www.kingcards.com/images/holi...cking_bf10.gif
Yogi
Not it's female, she does'nt need tissues :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
Boom Boom :PQuote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 18:11
Not it's female, she does'nt need tissues :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
:lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
You know the statement
" Everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten"
so
Everytime a kitten masturbates god kills a .........??
Really?? :unsure:
So who kills what when the big man wanks?? :unsure:
Or do you reckon it's all shrivled up by now? :lol: :lol:
Maybe thats what sleet is :ph34r: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, gods wanking on the planet :ph34r:
I used to eat that as a kid :helpsmile:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :ph34r:
Jonno B)