Is There A "nice Way" To Call Someone An Asshole?

Ok, I think I have some suggestions how you can tell someone he or she is an asshole a way that does not hurt:

"I have not much sympathy for you."
"You make me feeling uncomfartable."
"I think you treated me in way that makes me feeling you are disrespecting me."
"I have no right to judge about you as you are just human, but I think your
behaviour makes the impression on me you are a sad human."
"I will stay alone for a while, please can you go out for a while."

... anymore? ---> If there would be an interesting, I would put it into my signature ;)

"F*** u"

nah ;)

"i just don't like your personality"

"You are an asshole, with teh love." :)

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Originally posted by internet.news@19 January 2004 - 01:19
Ok, I think I have some suggestions how you can tell someone he or she is an asshole a way that does not hurt:

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You are very irritating, can you please go away.

Ur a C*NT!! with a :) smiley

"STFU"

you never liked me either so fuck you!

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Ok, I think I have some suggestions how you can tell someone he or she is an asshole a way that does not hurt:

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You are very irritating, can you please go away. [/b][/quote]
pls go away for the moment. ;) that is how I would tell it ...

But ok, for any further suggestions: No longer use STFU or the word "asshole"
Just express it wit hother meaning... nice meanings... funny?

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Originally posted by internet.news@18 January 2004 - 17:19
Ok, I think I have some suggestions how you can tell someone he or she is an asshole a way that does not hurt:

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You&#39;re a rear-positioned orifice. Have a nice day&#33; :lol:

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Ok, I think I have some suggestions how you can tell someone he or she is an asshole a way that does not hurt:

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You&#39;re a rear-positioned orifice. Have a nice day&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
can you tell me what does mean the words "rear" and "orifice" as I my mother tongue is not english ;) just tell synonyms ;)

I missed you so much, please let it stay like that.

Oh, you&#39;re leaving so...HEY &#33; look it&#39;s a dime &#33;&#33;&#33;

I am so so happy to see you, fortuantely i have to go to a dentist/get an enema

How long has it been ? 10 years you say. Lets make it like in the song: 1000 bottles of beer on the wall...

"Big Floppy Donkey Di**" :lol:

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Originally posted by CoolMac@19 January 2004 - 02:32
"Big Floppy Donkey Di**" :lol:

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Montana :lol: :lol:

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"Big Floppy Donkey Di**"&nbsp; :lol:

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Montana :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
"Horse Fuk**"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

no "pillow"

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Originally posted by internet.news@19 January 2004 - 02:31
(...)"rear" and "orifice" (...)

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rear=back side

orifice=eighter a typo (oficer) [it&#39;s in an army] or i dunno :P

Aye, aye rear-officer

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@19 January 2004 - 02:32
"Big Floppy Donkey Di**" :lol:

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Montana :lol: :lol:

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"Horse Fuk**"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

no "pillow" [/b][/quote]
AAHH you&#39;re canadian :lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW. I have nothing against Canada.

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(...)"rear" and "orifice" (...)

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rear=back side
orifice=eighter a typo (oficer) [it&#39;s in an army] or i dunno :P
aye, aye rear-officer[/b][/quote]
orifice:
an opening (as a vent, mouth, or hole) through which something may pass
Ref: i.e. "asshole"

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@19 January 2004 - 02:32
"Big Floppy Donkey Di**" :lol:

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Montana :lol: :lol:

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"Horse Fuk**"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

no "pillow"

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AAHH you&#39;re canadian :lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW. I have nothing against Canada. [/b][/quote]
i live in a small country hidden from world war,natural disasters and cheap prices for internet :frusty:

but u can&#39;t have it all right? :lol: :lol:


PS:Hookers are less expensive :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by CoolMac@19 January 2004 - 02:53
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PS:Hookers are less expensive :lol: :lol:

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BWAHAHAHA, yeah we have a certian version of them, a quite rare specimen called: "Tirówka" (read the ó as a u) even 4-5 dollars/3-4 Euro per blowjob =)

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PS:Hookers are less expensive&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

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BWAHAHAHA, yeah we have a certian version of them, a quite rare specimen called: "Tirówka" (read the ó as a u) even 4-5 dollars/3-4 Euro per blowjob =) [/b][/quote]
haha same price for a full night :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by CoolMac@19 January 2004 - 02:59
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haha same price for a full night :rolleyes:

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Dude, am movin&#39; in so make place...and...*heavy breath*...am takin&#39;...40 EURO &#33;&#33;&#33; 4 to 5 nights we shall party :lol: Prize the KING B) :P

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haha same price for a full night&nbsp; :rolleyes:

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Dude, am movin&#39; in so make place...and...*heavy breath*...am takin&#39;...40 EURO &#33;&#33;&#33; 4 to 5 nights we shall party :lol: Prize the KING B) :P [/b][/quote]
hold on a sec.it&#39;s not just like that, u get 4 girls for the price of 3 as long as it is more than an entire day


practical isn&#39;t it? :lol:

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Originally posted by CoolMac@19 January 2004 - 03:16
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hold on a sec.it&#39;s not just like that, u get 4 girls for the price of 3 as long as it is more than an entire day


practical isn&#39;t it? :lol:

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*heart attack*

if 4 = 3 then for 40 Euro with the price of 1 = 3/4 euro we&#39;ll get 3 girls for 24h and an additional one later as a desert =)

Am taking my camera, we&#39;ll be rich, just have to establish a server :>

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hold on a sec.it&#39;s not just like that, u get 4 girls for the price of 3 as long as it is more than an entire day


practical isn&#39;t it? :lol:

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*heart attack*

if 4 = 3 then for 40 Euro with the price of 1 = 3/4 euro we&#39;ll get 3 girls for 24h and an additional one later as a desert =)

Am taking my camera, we&#39;ll be rich, just have to establish a server :> [/b][/quote]
without counting a few friends i have especially a group of of bisexuals


NOTE:They&#39;re women who like being with men and women at the same time

and if they have fun it&#39;s free :lol: :lol: :lol:

No...

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Originally posted by internet.news@19 January 2004 - 03:31
as I my mother tongue is not english ;) just tell synonyms ;)

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I have to confess that is actually very good, for you.

Made me snigger on the way to work, thanks for that.

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Originally posted by internet.news@19 January 2004 - 12:19

"You make me feeling uncomfartable."

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Loved this one :lol: :lol: :lol:

Arschloch&#33;&#33; :lol:

Ob du es auch verstehen kann........... ;)


Yogi

Internet, you have missed the whole point behind telling someone that they are an asshole...quel surprise&#33;
"Being nice" doesn&#39;t enter into the equation.

http://www.artglass1.com/lampWEB/flameboypoint1sm.jpghttp://www.artglass1.com/blowWEB/bgbrazilwords.jpg

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Originally posted by clocker@19 January 2004 - 10:17
Internet, you have missed the whole point behind telling someone that they are an asshole...quel surprise&#33;
"Being nice" doesn&#39;t enter into the equation.

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Alternate methods of conveying this sentiment also have the effect of depriving the "asshole caller" of the sssssssatisfaction of uttering the lovely sibilant SSSSSSSSSSSSS... sound. :D

We must all occasionally indulge our inner snake. ;)

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Originally posted by SensualGardening@19 January 2004 - 12:58
Arsloch&#33;&#33; :lol:

Ob du es auch verstehen kann........... ;)


Yogi

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hehe it should really be arschloch

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Arsloch&#33;&#33; :lol:

Ob du es auch verstehen kann........... ;)


Yogi

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hehe it should really be arschloch [/b][/quote]
Danke&#33;&#33;

Hab&#39; ich schon corrigiert&#33;&#33;

Mein deutch ist wie mein englisch, ich versuche es...........

En ach mijn nederlands.........


Yogi

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@19 January 2004 - 12:58
Arsloch&#33;&#33; :lol:

Ob du es auch verstehen kann........... ;)


Yogi

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hehe it should really be arschloch

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Danke&#33;&#33;

Hab&#39; ich schon corrigiert&#33;&#33;

Mein deutch ist wie mein englisch, ich versuche es...........

En ach mijn nederlands.........


Yogi [/b][/quote]
oh du glücklicher mensch wohnst wirklich in holland . ich beneide dich :)