Re : Y R Men So Confusing?

well guys, i talked to him about it directly and he said that he doesnt want to sexualize our relationship so early. awww! but he feels that he has built this up in his mind for so long, he wants it tobe perfect and to be my best. awwwwww!!! but i think today is going to be THE day. he's comin over around 1130! so wish me luck. oh, btw, i am a little nervous, i want to make him feel like the way he makes me. we were messing around alittle on tuesday,and he is REALLY REALLY big. it kind of scares me bc i am small. i am not that sexually active. i know we're goin to have to use lubricant, but i dont know what to do to ease it a little. i dont want to hurt him, u know? well, neway, i will let yall know... hee hee. :lol:

:blink: Jesus, can you tell us a bit MORE info :blink:

Well, good luck, if you're walking funny in the morning we'll know :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

lol, it'll hurt you more than it hurts him ;)

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Originally posted by LoverGurl85@22 January 2004 - 19:39
well guys, i talked to him about it directly and he said that he doesnt want to sexualize our relationship so early. awww! but he feels that he has built this up in his mind for so long, he wants it tobe perfect and to be my best. awwwwww!!! but i think today is going to be THE day. he's comin over around 1130! so wish me luck. oh, btw, i am a little nervous, i want to make him feel like the way he makes me. we were messing around alittle on tuesday,and he is REALLY REALLY big. it kind of scares me bc i am small. i am not that sexually active. i know we're goin to have to use lubricant, but i dont know what to do to ease it a little. i dont want to hurt him, u know? well, neway, i will let yall know... hee hee. :lol:

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You write like a guy...........

Yogs

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Originally posted by SensualGardening@22 January 2004 - 17:50

You write like a guy...........

Yogs

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:blink: In that case if he's big then it IS gonna hurt :lol:

I just can't get over the She said she will need lube :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

Somehow I can't see a girl telling people that, but whatever floats ya boat :lol:

Jonno B)

an old man with thick rimmed glasses and greasey, thinning hair?

How do you know he&#39;s REALLY BIG?? Nothing to indicate this in your first post, in fact quite the contrary <_<

I smell :spam:

UKMan

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Originally posted by LoverGurl85@22 January 2004 - 17:39
we were messing around alittle on tuesday,and he is REALLY REALLY big.

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Here UKdude :)

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by SensualGardening@22 January 2004 - 17:50
You write like a guy...........

Yogs

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I thought the same thing.
It&#39;s also a bit fishy for someone to post like this so soon after becoming a member of this board.

Unless she&#39;s (he&#39;s?) someone else under a different name.








forget I said that.

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forget I said that.

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i won&#39;t....... :P


yogi

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+22 January 2004 - 20:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS &#064; 22 January 2004 - 20:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LoverGurl85@22 January 2004 - 17:39
we were messing around alittle on tuesday,and he is REALLY REALLY big.

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Here UKdude :)

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Thank you Jonno :lol: - i still smell fish though.... or was it spam?? :ph34r:

Ukkie

i am so not a guy, just an open girl. and i use boards to say things i couldnt really tell ne1 else, and since i dont know ne of y&#39;all, i am not scared to say anything.

if u need proof, i guess i cant give it to you, dont know what i would do anyhow.

but how do i write like a guy? i dont understand that....

oh well....

btw, still didnt happen...... <_<

maybe another day............................................

To prove you&#39;re a girl, record your voice saying "Hey Jonno I am a girl"
Or take a pic holding a card saying same, and don&#39;t even bother trying to fake one, I am Mr.Photoshop and can spot it a mile off, I can also find out if a sound file has been messed with. :)

You can&#39;t fool Jonno B)

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 January 2004 - 23:11
To prove you&#39;re a girl, record your voice saying "Hey Jonno I am a girl"
Or take a pic holding a card saying same, and don&#39;t even bother trying to fake one, I am Mr.Photoshop and can spot it a mile off, I can also find out if a sound file has been messed with. :)

You can&#39;t fool Jonno B)

Jonno B)

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Not true......

Fooled you twice....... :P .....at least&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:


Yogi

No you did&#39;nt, nor the third time :P

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 January 2004 - 16:11
To prove you&#39;re a girl, record your voice saying "Hey Jonno I am a girl"
Or take a pic holding a card saying same, and don&#39;t even bother trying to fake one, I am Mr.Photoshop and can spot it a mile off, I can also find out if a sound file has been messed with. :)

You can&#39;t fool Jonno B)

Jonno B)

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;) I see She or He never got back to you on this.Or did they?Let us know. :P




Nevermind.From what I get it is SensualGardening.Well sorry to him but some of us pointed out that Character of his Probably not being a Girl on that first Thread. :P :lol: :P

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Originally posted by LoverGurl85@22 January 2004 - 11:39
well guys, i talked to him about it directly and he said that he doesnt want to sexualize our relationship so early. awww&#33;&nbsp; but he feels that he has built this up in his mind for so long, he wants it tobe perfect and to be my best. awwwwww&#33;&#33;&#33;&nbsp; but i think today is going to be THE day.&nbsp; he&#39;s comin over around 1130&#33; so wish me luck. oh, btw, i am a little nervous, i want to make him feel like the way he makes me.&nbsp; we were messing around alittle on tuesday,and he is REALLY REALLY big.&nbsp; it kind of scares me bc i am small.&nbsp; i am not that sexually active.&nbsp; i know we&#39;re goin to have to use lubricant, but i dont know what to do to ease it a little.&nbsp; i dont want to hurt him, u know? well, neway, i will let yall know... hee hee. :lol:

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Dont let that slimeball get in your pants. He just like the rest probably. Thats why I dont have sex anymore. Im not having it again until Im married.

Guys are just heartbreakers. They get what they want and run for the border and if you cant figure that out then maybe you are the one confused. He sure aint, he knows what he wants, now its up to you NOT to give it to him.................... :angry:

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Originally posted by shn@23 January 2004 - 05:18
Dont let that slimeball get in your pants. He just like the rest probably. Thats why I dont have sex anymore. Im not having it again until Im married.

Guys are just heartbreakers. They get what they want and run for the border and if you cant figure that out then maybe you are the one confused. He sure aint, he knows what he wants, now its up to you NOT to give it to him.................... :angry:

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Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+23 January 2004 - 05:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN @ 23 January 2004 - 05:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-shn@23 January 2004 - 05:18
Dont let that slimeball get in your pants.&nbsp; He just like the rest probably.&nbsp; Thats why I dont have sex anymore.&nbsp; Im not having it again until Im married.&nbsp;

Guys are just heartbreakers.&nbsp; They get what they want and run for the border and if you cant figure that out then maybe you are the one confused.&nbsp; He sure aint,&nbsp; he knows what he wants, now its up to you NOT to give it to him.................... :angry:

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lol <_<

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Originally posted by shn@23 January 2004 - 05:18
They get what they want and run for the border

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:huh: Maybe he was hungry and wanted some Taco Bell. :huh:

:P Sorry.I know that not funny.It just poped in my head. :P

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Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+23 January 2004 - 05:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN &#064; 23 January 2004 - 05:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-shn@23 January 2004 - 05:18
They get what they want and run for the border

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:huh: Maybe he was hungry and wanted some Taco Bell. :huh:

:P Sorry.I know that not funny.It just poped in my head. :P[/b][/quote]
Well actually I was being indirect.

Maybe next time Ill say "Fuck your brains out and not call you the next day"

Im sure your familiar with that scenario right? :frusty:

Sorry, didnt mean to stereotype.

Bleh, generalising crap.

im a good boy i don&#39;t do that kinda thing really ;) and i don&#39;t like tacos :P

Lol - tacos are good :rolleyes:

I assume you are a woman, shn? Just wondering :)

yea im thinking that too

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Originally posted by shn+23 January 2004 - 10:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (shn @ 23 January 2004 - 10:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LoverGurl85@22 January 2004 - 11:39
well guys, i talked to him about it directly and he said that he doesnt want to sexualize our relationship so early. awww&#33; but he feels that he has built this up in his mind for so long, he wants it tobe perfect and to be my best. awwwwww&#33;&#33;&#33; but i think today is going to be THE day. he&#39;s comin over around 1130&#33; so wish me luck. oh, btw, i am a little nervous, i want to make him feel like the way he makes me. we were messing around alittle on tuesday,and he is REALLY REALLY big. it kind of scares me bc i am small. i am not that sexually active. i know we&#39;re goin to have to use lubricant, but i dont know what to do to ease it a little. i dont want to hurt him, u know? well, neway, i will let yall know... hee hee. :lol:

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Dont let that slimeball get in your pants. He just like the rest probably. Thats why I dont have sex anymore. Im not having it again until Im married.

Guys are just heartbreakers. They get what they want and run for the border and if you cant figure that out then maybe you are the one confused. He sure aint, he knows what he wants, now its up to you NOT to give it to him.................... :angry: [/b][/quote]
:o Come on shn, you don&#39;t believe that&#39;s a woman posting,...do you? It&#39;s a man.. <_<