I'm In The Dog House!

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02-05-2004, 07:04 PM
fugley

We have a new temporary receptionist at work (shes well sexy lookin).

Today I decided to exercise my conversational skills and the following conversation took place.

Fugley says: Debbi your feet stink!

To which Debbi replies with indignance: No they do not!!

Fugley wittily retorts: Must be yer pussy then!!!!

I now find myself facing diciplinary proceedings.

I have read and re-read the transcript of the conversation several times but I am none the wiser.

Where exactly did I go wrong??

Please friends - enlighten me.

:blink:
02-05-2004, 07:06 PM
Spider_dude

maybe she had been walking her cat in the rain and thats why it smelt so badly?
02-05-2004, 07:07 PM
Yogi

You should have said:

Is that a new perfume, Debbi??

Or did you fart??

Yogi
02-05-2004, 07:08 PM
Mr. Mulder

Quote:

Debbi your feet stink!

Because you were unsure that it was her feet that stink and not her pussy, you should have used that sentence as a question rather than a statement

e.g Debbi your feet stink?

:)
02-05-2004, 07:09 PM
Weedy

stupid, but funny as hell :lol:
02-05-2004, 07:10 PM
fugley

Quote:

Originally posted by Arcadia@5 February 2004 - 19:08

Quote:

Debbi your feet stink!

Because you were unsure that it was her feet that stink and not her pussy, you should have used that sentence as a question rather than a statement

e.g Debbi your feet stink?

:)

So it's a grammar type thing huh? :blink:
02-05-2004, 07:13 PM
fugley

Quote:

Originally posted by SensualGardening@5 February 2004 - 19:07
You should have said:

Is that a new perfume, Debbi??

Or did you fart??

Yogi

So I could have said is it yer feet wot smell or yer cat?? I think I get it now. :blink:
02-05-2004, 07:15 PM
Emdee

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh dear, some chicks are so sensitive nowadays. :rolleyes:

You can't even indulge in a good ol bit of sexual harassment in the workplace without getting bollocked for it!
02-05-2004, 07:15 PM
Mr. Mulder

Quote:

Originally posted by fugley@5 February 2004 - 19:10
So it's a grammar type thing huh? :blink:

yep :) if you had pronounced it right, you'd probably be in bed with her right now :)
02-05-2004, 07:21 PM
fugley

Quote:

Originally posted by Arcadia+5 February 2004 - 19:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Arcadia @ 5 February 2004 - 19:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@5 February 2004 - 19:10
So it's a grammar type thing huh?  :blink:

yep :) if you had pronounced it right, you'd probably be in bed with her right now :) [/b][/quote]
I think I see - but would Mrs Fugley mind?? (hactually shes called Mrs Moo)

Spose not, as long as I got the pronunciation right eh??

:blink:
02-05-2004, 07:23 PM
J'Pol

You shouldn't have shouted.
02-05-2004, 07:24 PM
bigboab

The fact that you did not criticise her typing or her spelling more or less puts you in the clear, Fugs. If she puts in a complaint then she will have to prove that you were lying. This would mean the production of the said body parts at a disciplinary hearing. The close scrutiny of the said body parts would then ensue. I think if you point out these facts to her, together with a bottle of wine and a booked hotel room you will find that the <s>hole</s> whole thing will <s>blow</s> be blown into insignificance.

Your Shop Steward
02-05-2004, 07:25 PM
Mr. Mulder

Quote:

Originally posted by fugley+5 February 2004 - 19:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 5 February 2004 - 19:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by Arcadia@5 February 2004 - 19:15
<!--QuoteBegin-fugley

Quote:

@5 February 2004 - 19:10
So it's a grammar type thing huh? :blink:

yep :) if you had pronounced it right, you'd probably be in bed with her right now :)

I think I see - but would Mrs Fugley mind?? (hactually shes called Mrs Moo)

Spose not, as long as I got the pronunciation right eh??

:blink: [/b][/quote]
exactly :)

e.g Mrs Moo, this is Debbi, a friend from work. We are going upstairs now :)
02-05-2004, 07:26 PM
fugley

Quote:

Originally posted by J'Pol@5 February 2004 - 19:23
You shouldn't have shouted.

fook. :blink:
02-05-2004, 07:29 PM
Spider_dude

Quote:

Originally posted by fugley+5 February 2004 - 19:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 5 February 2004 - 19:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J'Pol@5 February 2004 - 19:23
You shouldn't have shouted.

fook. :blink: [/b][/quote]
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