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ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Foreskin" - feckin' classic :lol:
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That's cos you've got a 56ker :DQuote:
Originally posted by Azzz@5 February 2004 - 22:23
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Funny as feck, I believe this is the script / background.
For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember
the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a little
lost on you...... but it must have been a great episode to watch!
Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original
Rainbow scripts and there's no way these could have been done by
accident. Innuendo all the way....
The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...
Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from Behind it.
Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it
in"
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer
and peg kit
Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,
Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about
playing"
Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
play with?"
George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls.
Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?
Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?
Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their
instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: "Banging can be fun."
Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
Freddy."
Freddy (looking sad) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Rod (to Jane) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you
Like to play with my maracas?
Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
George:"Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
Zippy;" I've got a big red one."
George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
play with it."
Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And
remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got
any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the
plucking song."
Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck
all day."
>>The scriptwriter and the director got the sack, but not until after the
show had been broadcast and several complaints from parents had been
received!
Why did bungle walk around naked all day and and then put his pyjamas on to go to bed. :o
That's cos you've got a 56ker :D [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Withcheese+5 February 2004 - 22:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 5 February 2004 - 22:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Azzz@5 February 2004 - 22:23
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just another oppurtunity to brag about your broadband eh cheese :lol:
:D :lol: :D :lol:
J'Pol
Can this be?
I have to say I laughed my socks off. This is on par with Captain Pugwash (although I believe that the dodgy character names are refuted).
If they really wrote this I can only assume they were insane, too innocent to walk this Earth or looking to get fired.
<_< I've seen the blonde chick and one of the men in a porn video someat...
Was it called roger jane with freddy. :PQuote:
Originally posted by BabyGeniuses@5 February 2004 - 23:33
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Was it called roger jane with freddy. :P [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by enoughfakefiles+5 February 2004 - 19:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (enoughfakefiles @ 5 February 2004 - 19:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BabyGeniuses@5 February 2004 - 23:33
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Not a clue, mater, not a clue...
I am given to understand that the Capt Pugwash thing is an urban myth. I have seen one of the writers on television totally denying it. He said that it was preposterous to suggest that they could broadcast those names on children's TV.Quote:
Originally posted by Biggles@6 February 2004 - 00:32
:D :lol: :D :lol:
J'Pol
Can this be?
I have to say I laughed my socks off. This is on par with Captain Pugwash (although I believe that the dodgy character names are refuted).
If they really wrote this I can only assume they were insane, too innocent to walk this Earth or looking to get fired.
With regard to this one, the video is real with the real people. However I cannot confirm whether it was broadcast. I believe that a lot of the actors from children's TV like this used to make these after they were finished for the day. Just for a laugh.
I don't know whether this one was a private joke, or broadcast. I think the former is the more likely. I'd love to think the latter. It's funny as feck either way.
Either way bloody funny :D
Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
and
George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
play with it."
:lol:
One of the funniest things I have seen on the interweb.Quote:
Originally posted by Nogimics@6 February 2004 - 00:49
Either way bloody funny :D
Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
and
George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
play with it."
:lol:
Thanks for the link, I have emailed it to those and such as those.
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Now that is the funniest thing ive seen in a long time....
And don't forget to play with your balls...
http://old.hugi.is/fyndnar/rainbow-1.wmv
i havnt seen rainbow in ages :D
Plucking Funny this one.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, I saw something about this video on a TV show not so long ago. It was never broadcast and was just a "let's fuck around while nobody's looking" kinda thing. The video was kept in storage till it surfaced on afformentioned TV show.
Still funny tho :D
the guy above is right. taken from an interview with Geoffrey on this Website
Quote:
Andrew: The Christmas tape that Thames produced, the naughty Rainbow which has been featured on TV Offal where Victor Lewis-Smith said it was the "unscreened pilot."
Geoffrey: Victor Lewis-Smith or someone else…
Andrew: Graham Norton?
Geoffrey: You just reminded me, that’s right, yes. The VT department of each ITV company, every Christmas had a competition to enter all the outtakes from their particular companies programme out put, and see which ones were the funniest. But ours wasn’t an outtake, we specially did it. It was specially scripted and we did it and I never saw it! We did it and Thames won it, but what they actually won, I don’t know. But I never saw the video. I can’t remember much about it except for Zippy with a banana.