If I am being hacked and I disconnect from the internet would that trap the hacker in my PC? And if so what would be the best way to remove a dead hacker from my system after I'd starved the bugger to death?
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If I am being hacked and I disconnect from the internet would that trap the hacker in my PC? And if so what would be the best way to remove a dead hacker from my system after I'd starved the bugger to death?
Thats a tricky question. Although, hacking discussions are not allowed but damn! let them ban me, its been too long concealing all this knowledge.
On an average, a hacker survives two days to four years on a hard drive. Four years max coz even the hdd becomes obsolete.
So when you have the bugger, torture him twice a day. Say run the antivirus twice a day. Once he is all disarmed and crying for help that will be the time to go inside with supersonic speed and talk to him. If he doesnt understand, dont feel bad to pull the plugs.
I suppose I could train the hacker to keep the inside of my computer clean and dust free in return for twiglets which I could feed him through the fan vents.
its hard through the fan vents. Ive been pushing stuff in through my floppy drive. Why do you think there is an opening there? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@12 February 2004 - 20:36
I suppose I could train the hacker to keep the inside of my computer clean and dust free in return for twiglets which I could feed him through the fan vents.
its hard through the fan vents. Ive been pushing stuff in through my floppy drive. Why do you think there is an opening there? ;) [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by I.am+13 February 2004 - 04:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (I.am @ 13 February 2004 - 04:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mike Nelson@12 February 2004 - 20:36
I suppose I could train the hacker to keep the inside of my computer clean and dust free in return for twiglets which I could feed him through the fan vents.
Can I ask just what it is you've been trying to put in your floppy drive? Or don't I want to know... :blink:
Transfer him onto floppy disk then install him onto a school computer where he'll be in a system that constantly has it plugs pulled out by other children, constantly rebooted at the tiniest problem, and constantly has every detachable item stolen from mouseball to drive lid in every lesson................OK, I'm vented now, half term next week :)
You seriously dont want to know, its been going in and out quite some time now.Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@12 February 2004 - 21:10
Can I ask just what it is you've been trying to put in your floppy drive? Or don't I want to know... :blink:
Oh by the way, dont forget to sing bed tunes to the hacker. its doesnt have to be in rhythm just speak l33t.
But in the school's computer it is way over full. Where do you think normal computer users dump them...Its only upto us to take care of it :ghostface:Quote:
Originally posted by samsamsamsam@12 February 2004 - 21:10
Transfer him onto floppy disk then install him onto a school computer where he'll be in a system that constantly has it plugs pulled out by other children, constantly rebooted at the tiniest problem, and constantly has every detachable item stolen from mouseball to drive lid in every lesson................OK, I'm vented now, half term next week :)
I could copy him and then I'd have my own army of 1337 hackers...feck I could rule the world with them. It would of course be a Nerdtopia, but it would still be kinda cool... :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by samsamsamsam@13 February 2004 - 04:10
Transfer him onto floppy disk then install him onto a school computer where he'll be in a system that constantly has it plugs pulled out by other children, constantly rebooted at the tiniest problem, and constantly has every detachable item stolen from mouseball to drive lid in every lesson................OK, I'm vented now, half term next week :)
Anyway - the point is HALF TERM NEXT WEEK!!!!! :)
Yes, but half-term for me is the exact opposite of what it is for you...we get jammed full of kids where I work over half-term... :angry:Quote:
Originally posted by samsamsamsam@13 February 2004 - 04:18
Anyway - the point is HALF TERM NEXT WEEK!!!!! :)
Yes, but half-term for me is the exact opposite of what it is for you...we get jammed full of kids where I work over half-term... :angry: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson+13 February 2004 - 03:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike Nelson @ 13 February 2004 - 03:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-samsamsamsam@13 February 2004 - 04:18
Anyway - the point is HALF TERM NEXT WEEK!!!!! :)
We're keeping you in business, If we weren't so disfuctional in out systematic pseudo-upbringing you wouldn't have the clientload you have now
We're keeping you in business, If we weren't so disfuctional in out systematic pseudo-upbringing you wouldn't have the clientload you have now [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by samsamsamsam+13 February 2004 - 04:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 13 February 2004 - 04:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 03:22
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Anyway - the point is HALF TERM NEXT WEEK!!!!! :)
Yes, but half-term for me is the exact opposite of what it is for you...we get jammed full of kids where I work over half-term... :angry:
Yes I know, it's just over half-term I wish our open door policy was well...less open... :blink: :lol:
Yes I know, it's just over half-term I wish our open door policy was well...less open... :blink: :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson+13 February 2004 - 03:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike Nelson @ 13 February 2004 - 03:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by samsamsamsam@13 February 2004 - 04:25
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Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 03:22
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@13 February 2004 - 04:18
Anyway - the point is HALF TERM NEXT WEEK!!!!! :)
Yes, but half-term for me is the exact opposite of what it is for you...we get jammed full of kids where I work over half-term... :angry:
We're keeping you in business, If we weren't so disfuctional in out systematic pseudo-upbringing you wouldn't have the clientload you have now
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I know what you mean......being a teacher would be so much better if it wasn't for the kids :lol:
I worked in drug rehab/detox b4 so to imagine a crioss between the 2.......head for the hills MN..........run!!!
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Source You Ask: Gotta be kidding, bash.org ofcourse.
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Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 03:22
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Anyway - the point is HALF TERM NEXT WEEK!!!!! :)
Yes, but half-term for me is the exact opposite of what it is for you...we get jammed full of kids where I work over half-term... :angry:
We're keeping you in business, If we weren't so disfuctional in out systematic pseudo-upbringing you wouldn't have the clientload you have now
Yes I know, it's just over half-term I wish our open door policy was well...less open... :blink: :lol:
I know what you mean......being a teacher would be so much better if it wasn't for the kids :lol:
I worked in drug rehab/detox b4 so to imagine a crioss between the 2.......head for the hills MN..........run!!! [/b][/quote]
I must be a glutton for punishment as I am soon to start Uni with a view to be a teacher... :blink:
@I.am: bash.org rules! Though I do find myself plagarizing all the time... :lol:
I worked with drug addicts/alcoholics in rehabs/detoxs/street outreach for 6 years bu twere were nowhere near as demanding a client group as average school children...........It's getting hard work where I am but come July I should be in Thailand where teaching is soooooooooooo much easier. When I taught there b4 the kids would bow as they passed my desk and if I said STFU (in teacher words) they would instantly. My next job is in an international school there so would be even more so.....
guess I'll miss the challenge in a few years but WTF (in teacher words) :)
Sounds good...it's a long way into the future for me but my plans are along similar sort of lines.Quote:
Originally posted by samsamsamsam@13 February 2004 - 04:42
I worked with drug addicts/alcoholics in rehabs/detoxs/street outreach for 6 years bu twere were nowhere near as demanding a client group as average school children...........It's getting hard work where I am but come July I should be in Thailand where teaching is soooooooooooo much easier. When I taught there b4 the kids would bow as they passed my desk and if I said STFU (in teacher words) they would instantly. My next job is in an international school there so would be even more so.....
guess I'll miss the challenge in a few years but WTF (in teacher words) :)
What age group you thinking of teaching?
Secondary school. :ph34r:Quote:
Originally posted by samsamsamsam@13 February 2004 - 04:48
What age group you thinking of teaching?
I'm going to do my degree first (got an unconditional for both unis in my home town) and then do a PGCE. Thus giving me the option to change my mind in the next three years. :lol:
Secondary school. :ph34r:Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson+13 February 2004 - 03:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike Nelson @ 13 February 2004 - 03:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-samsamsamsam@13 February 2004 - 04:48
What age group you thinking of teaching?
I'm going to do my degree first (got an unconditional for both unis in my home town) and then do a PGCE. Thus giving me the option to change my mind in the next three years. :lol: [/b][/quote]
Congrats on the unconditional (not sure if I said that yet .......oh yeah how could I have done you only joined today) and have a fun 4 yrs. Atfer that........ :ph34r:
j/k
BTW - DO you remember:
http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/imag...read_wordy.jpg
and Dark Towers, Nosey and all of that?
Yeah I remember watching them a long, long time ago. That and Geordie Racer. :lol:
Geordie Racer? :blink:
Geordie RacerQuote:
Originally posted by samsamsamsam@13 February 2004 - 05:07
Geordie Racer? :blink:
Geordie Racer [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson+13 February 2004 - 04:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike Nelson @ 13 February 2004 - 04:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-samsamsamsam@13 February 2004 - 05:07
Geordie Racer? :blink:
Nah - I think only people within a 3 square mile of where your from know what that's about
Edit: Geordie Racer :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It was class man, just watching it gave us a geordie accent like.
Whai yeah an wee all gannin too da hppins likeQuote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 04:11
It was class man, just watching it gave us a geordie accent like.
Sorry - Most of my familly come from Stockton -on-Tees so I am obliged to take the p**ss like that :)
Anuthor forum ah post on is full iv geordies an' the' aaal speak like this...i hev tuh use a translator :lol:
Ahwhay.........anyway..(poant)Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 04:17
Anuthor forum ah post on is full iv geordies an' the' aaal speak like this...i hev tuh use a translator :lol:
Ahwhay.........anyway..(poant)[/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by samsamsamsam+13 February 2004 - 04:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 13 February 2004 - 04:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 04:17
Anuthor forum ah post on is full iv geordies an' the' aaal speak like this...i hev tuh use a translator :lol:
:angry: STFU and get some sleep..................
wake up in 45mins :o
Edit - Half term after that LMAO :)
Keyboards do make rather bad pillows... :blink:
They were ok - but I'm sober now - surely I should have the whole reinlightened sleeping conditions but "no" - I'm bou tto sleep on human like placements -more to the point - I'm still awake WTF???Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 04:43
Keyboards do make rather bad pillows... :blink:
Yes go to...what do they call those things again...the things with pillows and stuff? :blink: I had one once...