I'll reply to everyone of you..........I'm that bored :)
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I'll reply to everyone of you..........I'm that bored :)
I want to sleep naked but I'm afraid my housemates will break into my room and take pictures of me and make up a pr0n website about me....what should I do?
Be proud :)Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 02:56
I want to sleep naked but I'm afraid my housemates will break into my room and take pictures of me and make up a pr0n website about me....what should I do?
I'll send you the URL when they set it up... :blink:
or preempt it and ask for a commission..............otherewise get a lock :)Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 02:56
I want to sleep naked but I'm afraid my housemates will break into my room and take pictures of me and make up a pr0n website about me....what should I do?
:frusty: How bored must I be? - I'll answer all of your posts twice :o
Nah, I'm OK thanks :).........though I know where it'll end upQuote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 02:58
I'll send you the URL when they set it up... :blink:
Does downloading porn on a dialup connection count as tantric sex?
LMAO....only if you are DLing on a P2P that allows regular preview at a frame by frame rate :)Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 03:03
Does downloading porn on a dialup connection count as tantric sex?
I need a search engine for my bedroom...I can't find my bank card. Any ideas?
Umm pm me your social security number, I will find the card for you. I will hack into gov's website and get the information. I am sure they keep all the information.Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@12 February 2004 - 21:08
I need a search engine for my bedroom...I can't find my bank card. Any ideas?
You got small children living with you - my daughter (then aged 12 months) took my brothers card from his coat and put it between the 2 mattresses of a bed.try there :)Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 03:08
I need a search engine for my bedroom...I can't find my bank card. Any ideas?
otherwise - it's in your shirt pocket you dumbass!
If I practise Necrophilia without using protection do I run the risk of fathering zombie babies...?
Should I stop reading bash.org and then posting the funny quotes as questions in this thread?
not only fathering I would say mothering tooQuote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@12 February 2004 - 21:16
If I practise Necrophilia without using protection do I run the risk of fathering zombie babies...?
NO - I'm sure they'll be understanding - It is only natural after all :)Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 03:16
If I practise Necrophilia without using protection do I run the risk of fathering zombie babies...?
See you're gettign a regular customer here :)Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 03:17
Should I stop reading bash.org and then posting the funny quotes as questions in this thread?
You could but Withcheese would notice..anyway - I'd welcome it as it is AFAF but I never get round to reading it :)
what should i do about this nagging itch that i have?
here is another. my apartment community dumpster is full, and i have trash to throw out, should i wait until they take the trash, or just put it in front of the dumpster on the ground? :helpsmile:
Scratch - scratch the f**k out of it - go on! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:Quote:
Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 03:23
what should i do about this nagging itch that i have?
ON top of the dumpster :)Quote:
Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 03:25
here is another. my apartment community dumpster is full, and i have trash to throw out, should i wait until they take the trash, or just put it in front of the dumpster on the ground? :helpsmile:
ok, thanks for the help....now, should i make a copy of turbo tax 2003 deluxe for everyone to enjoy?
As Internet.news would say "to share is care to share as human to share just a human share and care share share share share"...............Quote:
Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 03:32
ok, thanks for the help....now, should i make a copy of turbo tax 2003 deluxe for everyone to enjoy?
Do whatever you want!
i will do just that, now, which came first ....the chicken , or the egg?
Me. :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 04:36
i will do just that, now, which came first ....the chicken , or the egg?
no!!! only samsamsam answers. follow the rules, sir! :D
Sorry samsamsam is another member surely you meant samsamsamsam and not samsamsam? :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 04:40
no!!! only samsamsam answers. follow the rules, sir! :D
Do you prefer pie or pizza?
Sorry samsamsam is another member surely you meant samsamsamsam and not samsamsam? :blink:[/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Nelson+12 February 2004 - 22:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike Nelson @ 12 February 2004 - 22:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 04:40
no!!! only samsamsam answers. follow the rules, sir! :D
:offtopic:
The truth is I am both Samsamsam and Samsamsamsam.........
The Egg deinately came b4 the chicken - if the chicken species evolved from somethign else (lets call it dinochicken) then at some point the first child to fall into the "chicken category would be born at some point " the parent would be a dinochicken the child would be a chicken - the child wopul d be born frm an egg...........
the egg came first :)
(I lost my pass for Samsamsam over a year ago)
I'm lonely what should I do? :rolleyes:
if you take one eye out of your head, and turn it so that it is facing the other eye, how many eyes will you see?
Masterbate then drink alcohol :)Quote:
Originally posted by Keikan@13 February 2004 - 03:48
I'm lonely what should I do? :rolleyes:
I've got a big plan coming up for this tomorrow at about 9pm gmt :)Quote:
Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 03:51
if you take one eye out of your head, and turn it so that it is facing the other eye, how many eyes will you see?
I'm constipated what should I do?
As you can all see....... my wisdom and insight is finally available to you all (I tried this 20 times b4 when Lamsey was still a mod but he kept deleting it)
.........keep posting and, as I need to sleep right now (04:46)
then when I wake up(05:30) I'll go to work
- I will still catch up with every single post in here when I get home with my infinate wisdom and knowledge :)
i am buying a new motherboard, an asus p4c800 e deluxe. will i enjoy my purchase or will i feel bad for spending 170 bucks on it? :unsure:
You'll feel bad - way bad..............shop around and be happy :)Quote:
Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 22:34
i am buying a new motherboard, an asus p4c800 e deluxe. will i enjoy my purchase or will i feel bad for spending 170 bucks on it? :unsure:
What should I do instead of drinking of coffee to feel better? (no sex!)
I always thought you injected it :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by internet.news@13 February 2004 - 22:36
What should I do instead of drinking of coffee to feel better? (no sex!)
try an overnight drip :)