Have You Ever Been Caught..

Masterbating?

I haven't. But sometimes I can't help but think about how much it would suck to be caught jerking off.

So has anybody experienced this obviously god-awful experience, be it from parents, siblings, friends or significant others(although thats not really as bad, pending length of relationship).

my mom came in the room, I pulled up my shorts and said "please leave".

She turned around the other way, laughing her ass off, then went and told everyone in my family about it, plus a few of her friends.


I hate that stupid fucking bitch.

What`s masterbating.??
























:lol: :lol: :lol:

this was done already

Yeah, and now I have a criminal record... :blink:

A friend of mine from high school told me about the time he was woken up by his mum on saturday morning to be ready for football. She woke him up and asked if he wanted any breakfast, so he asked for sausages. As she made his breakfast he decided it was a good time to 'relieve' his stress. He went under the covers, did his business and came back up afterwards to find a cup of tea and a plat of sausages on his bedside table. Nothing was ever said about it... :lol:

P.s. I'm not talking about myself.

i caught my girlfriend once , she had the radio on , cant remember wich song she had on .

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Originally posted by 4th gen@15 February 2004 - 00:40
A friend of mine from high school told me about the time he was woken up by his mum on saturday morning to be ready for football. She woke him up and asked if he wanted any breakfast, so he asked for sausages. As she made his breakfast he decided it was a good time to 'relieve' his stress. He went under the covers, did his business and came back up afterwards to find a cup of tea and a plat of sausages on his bedside table. Nothing was ever said about it... :lol:

P.s. I'm not talking about myself.

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I think that was from an urban lengend, just changed around a little:
http://snopes.com/risque/caught/cupoftea.htm

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Originally posted by Mik3ll+15 February 2004 - 00:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mik3ll @ 15 February 2004 - 00:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-4th gen@15 February 2004 - 00:40
A friend of mine from high school told me about the time he was woken up by his mum on saturday morning to be ready for football. She woke him up and asked if he wanted any breakfast, so he asked for sausages. As she made his breakfast he decided it was a good time to &#39;relieve&#39; his stress. He went under the covers, did his business and came back up afterwards to find a cup of tea and a plat of sausages on his bedside table. Nothing was ever said about it... :lol:

P.s. I&#39;m not talking about myself.

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I think that was from an urban lengend, just changed around a little:
http://snopes.com/risque/caught/cupoftea.htm [/b][/quote]
Maybe there is a story on it but a friend told me it a few years ago.

I get caught a million times, since i allways masturbate in public&#33;&#33; :lol:

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Originally posted by seiya_33@14 February 2004 - 21:05
i caught my girlfriend once , she had the radio on , cant remember wich song she had on .

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means your not doin your job :P

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Originally posted by Withcheese@14 February 2004 - 20:37
Yeah, and now I have a criminal record... :blink:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

i got caught by my g/f before but she jus join in so it&#39;s cool :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by kaiweiler+15 February 2004 - 16:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kaiweiler @ 15 February 2004 - 16:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-seiya_33@14 February 2004 - 21:05
i&nbsp; caught my girlfriend once , she had the radio on , cant remember wich song she had on .

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means your not doin your job :P [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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means your not doin your job&nbsp; :P&nbsp;

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:(
thats what i tought , but now she lets me hlep her. :clap:

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Originally posted by seiya_33@15 February 2004 - 14:37

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means your not doin your job :P

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:(
thats what i tought , but now she lets me hlep her. :clap:

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http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/la.gif :lol:

some close calls but never been caught. I often wonder how much it would suck...
Yeh buddy learn to do your job.