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OK - 1 line each for the verse then someone write a whole chorus then one line each for the chorus and so on ....and try to make it ryme in the right places :)
BTW - This is the address for Jonno's Radio Show
First line Verse One:
"When I woke up this morning"
"I was late for work and my dog was dead"
"so i put on my jacket and brushed the hair on my head....
"and then made my bed"
though i ' d rather go back to bedQuote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@18 February 2004 - 14:23
"so i put on my jacket and brushed the hair on my head....
though i ' d rather go back to bed [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by SexualFartening+18 February 2004 - 12:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 18 February 2004 - 12:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@18 February 2004 - 14:23
"so i put on my jacket and brushed the hair on my head....
to be the one lying next to you
to be the one lying next to you [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude+18 February 2004 - 14:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 18 February 2004 - 14:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by SexualFartening@18 February 2004 - 12:28
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@18 February 2004 - 14:23
"so i put on my jacket and brushed the hair on my head....
though i ' d rather go back to bed
and when i'm done with you, you will say mooooo!!!!
Then i will go to the looooo
ooooooooooooo i need u
to wipe clean my poooo
:ph34r:
Jonno B)
oooooo yes i doQuote:
Originally posted by bujub22@18 February 2004 - 16:01
ooooooooooooo i need u
ooo ooer :blink:
first line second verse:
"I aint sorry for the way i feel"
p.s: am i allowed to post more than 1 line?! :blink:
Cos you are fake and i am real!! :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by tralalala@18 February 2004 - 18:36
first line second verse:
"I aint sorry for the way i feel"
p.s: am i allowed to post more than 1 line?! :blink:
Cos you are fake and i am real!! :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by SexualFartening+18 February 2004 - 12:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 18 February 2004 - 12:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@18 February 2004 - 18:36
first line second verse:
"I aint sorry for the way i feel"
p.s: am i allowed to post more than 1 line?! :blink:
or at least i think im real... i coul be wrong
or at least i think im real... i coul be wrong [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by atiVidia+18 February 2004 - 20:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (atiVidia @ 18 February 2004 - 20:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by SexualFartening@18 February 2004 - 12:39
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@18 February 2004 - 18:36
first line second verse:
"I aint sorry for the way i feel"
p.s: am i allowed to post more than 1 line?! :blink:
Cos you are fake and i am real!! :lol:
but, hey, who cares, it's Jonno's Song!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
ayes been creosotin nanas colostomy bag
:blink:
i ate the contents because im sad :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@18 February 2004 - 18:36
ayes been creosotin nanas colostomy bag
:blink:
i ate the contents because im sad :blink: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Arcadia+18 February 2004 - 20:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Arcadia @ 18 February 2004 - 20:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@18 February 2004 - 18:36
ayes been creosotin nanas colostomy bag
:blink:
ill always laugh, cos my goldfish had sank
ill always laugh, cos my goldfish had sank [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by tralalala+18 February 2004 - 20:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tralalala @ 18 February 2004 - 20:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by Arcadia@18 February 2004 - 20:47
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@18 February 2004 - 18:36
ayes been creosotin nanas colostomy bag
:blink:
i ate the contents because im sad :blink:
and because im so rich ill be laughing all the way to the bank
(the last 2 verses could be done it a rap style)
the sperm bank that is, but i'll get nowt off it, cos i was caught eating the profits.
and then when im finished ill be back at five thirty
and after my cuppa, ill take of ma jersey
you'll see me there with ma top offQuote:
Originally posted by tralalala@18 February 2004 - 19:07
and then when im finished ill be back at five thirty
and after my cuppa, ill take of ma jersey
looking quite old, stiff nipples, it must be cold.
then together we can untangle me clinctures.
:blink:
but frankly i dont care when i see that sight of you
because thats what keeps me going... ooooo i love you
(chorus)
man, were doin GREAT!!! Jonno, you HAVE to sing this song mate
tralalala
(chorus)
Nikki, Nikki, when i think about you my peen gets sticky
i wanna come to canada and see you
oh my nikki.
(chorus end)
first line, final verse:
this final verse is only for you Nikki
and when im finished, im expecting it not to be shitty
Sat morn dude :)Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+20 February 2004 - 12:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 20 February 2004 - 12:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-samsamsamsam@20 February 2004 - 11:58
Jonno - when's the next radio show you doing - havn't seen any ads anywhere?
About 10:30am GMT :)
Not had time to do the advert yet :rolleyes:
Jonno B)[/b][/quote]
*BUMP* (get songwriting you lot :01: )
"although if it is I'll expect all your pity"
Quote:
"although if it is I'll expect all your pity"
For living in this dirty city :blink:
Quote:
"When I woke up this morning"
"I was late for work and my dog was dead"
"so i put on my jacket and brushed the hair on my head....
"and then made my bed"
though i ' d rather go back to bed
to be the one lying next to you
and when i'm done with you, you will say mooooo!!!!
Then i will go to the looooo
ooooooooooooo i need u
to wipe clean my poooo
oooooo yes i do
ooo ooer
"I aint sorry for the way i feel"
Cos you are fake and i am real!!
or at least i think im real... i coul be wrong
but, hey, who cares, it's Jonno's Song!!
ayes been creosotin nanas colostomy bag
i ate the contents because im sad
ill always laugh, cos my goldfish had sank
and because im so rich ill be laughing all the way to the bank
the sperm bank that is, but i'll get nowt off it, cos i was caught eating the profits.
and then when im finished ill be back at five thirty
and after my cuppa, ill take of ma jersey
you'll see me there with ma top off
looking quite old, stiff nipples, it must be cold.
then together we can untangle me clinctures.
but frankly i dont care when i see that sight of you
because thats what keeps me going... ooooo i love you
(chorus)
Nikki, Nikki, when i think about you my peen gets sticky
i wanna come to canada and see you
oh my nikki.
(chorus end)
this final verse is only for you Nikki
and when im finished, im expecting it not to be shitty
"although if it is I'll expect all your pity"
For living in this dirty city
UKF Radio
10:30am GMT onwards
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
But who's gonna put it to music?
:P
:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by AussieSheila@21 February 2004 - 06:01
:lol: :lol: :lol:
But who's gonna put it to music?
:P
It's obviously a song to be sung as an acapella :P
either that or a constant drum roll in the background :unsure:
@Baz - Can you beat box?? :01:
it doesnt have to be sung as a song with music... it can first be read, and maybe a few shows later it could be edited and then Jonno will really sing it... man, i cant WAIT :rolleyes:
tralalala