Suicide Methods

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03-06-2003, 04:12 PM
DataMore

I'm not trying to give any suggestions to any member of this board... :rolleyes:
Just trying to have fun! B)

Go here and choose your favorite.

:D If I had to go with one I would choose 'Suicide By Cop'. :P
03-06-2003, 05:24 PM
Leech_Killer

It's not on the list but I always fancied being shagged to death.

:D
03-06-2003, 05:28 PM
DataMore

Quote:

Originally posted by Leech_Killer@6 March 2003 - 17:24
It's not on the list but I always fancied being shagged to death.

:D

:D Yeah, like in Basic Instinct... :D

:blink: Except for the ice-pick! :ph34r:
03-06-2003, 05:31 PM
dwightfry

Quote:

Originally posted by Leech_Killer@6 March 2003 - 18:24
It's not on the list but I always fancied being shagged to death.

:D

There is an old las vegas guy who is willing to pay $50,000 to any woman who can screw him to death. I saw it on the news a few months ago. :D
03-06-2003, 05:33 PM
Leech_Killer

Quote:

Originally posted by DataMore+6 March 2003 - 18:28--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DataMore @ 6 March 2003 - 18:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Leech_Killer@6 March 2003 - 17:24
It's not on the list but I always fancied being shagged to death.

:D

:D Yeah, like in Basic Instinct... :D

:blink: Except for the ice-pick! :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Well if you've got to go you may as well go with a bang.
03-06-2003, 06:11 PM
Benno

Quote:

Blaze`o Glory

Quote:

Make a Statement: crash Plane into Whitehouse,Kill the President,
Turn self into Human Bomb,etc.

That sounds good. :D
03-06-2003, 06:53 PM
Ron

Quote:

Originally posted by Leech_Killer@6 March 2003 - 18:24
It's not on the list but I always fancied being shagged to death.

:D

That's what we call "cum 'n go". :D
03-06-2003, 07:11 PM
insanebassman

I'll have the combo plate,

Death Race 2000 + Death by Cop = Loads of fun before roads to hell

Especially effective in a nice sedan like my old Chevy Caprice with interceptor chip

:ph34r:
03-07-2003, 10:24 PM
100%

Morbid Subject but non the less

Before Committing Suicide
Please take a Vacation to some sunny, beachy place

My uncle,
Good job, Beautiful family etc perfection
stabbed himself in the Heart plenty of times.
He did not die from it - which is good and bad
after healing and alot of therapy, his body simply collapsed (slowly)
But
atleast he had the time to Really talk to his family.

Enjoy
03-07-2003, 10:59 PM
Wocus

in the netherlands there was a artist (painter and singer) who ones sayd:
when i wanna die i'll jump of a building and right befor i hit the ground i will look under a girls dress :D now is that dieing happy or what...

The artist name was Herman Brood, he died about 2 years ago, he jumped of a building... don't know if there was a girl with a dress :P

http://www.home.zonnet.nl/animatieplaatjes/graven.gif
03-07-2003, 11:02 PM
DataMore

:D You central europeans are weird people! :P
03-07-2003, 11:06 PM
Wocus

LOL, yes you're right... we are kind or wicked...
:P http://www.home.zonnet.nl/animatieplaatjes/mousie.gif
03-07-2003, 11:28 PM
100%

http://www.jazzfacts.nl/virtgal/images/brood.jpg
Brood is Dood
03-07-2003, 11:45 PM
Grim

Suicide us the easy way oot, only wimps do it. GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE :angry:
03-08-2003, 12:05 AM
SideSwiped

Water water everywhere. don't need to jump off a boat or walk into the ocean a swimming pool will work too.

And really, it's not a bad way to go, when I was a kid I would sit at the bottom of the pool and deliberately exhale all air and gulp in the water just to see what it felt like. Takes more than one breath to kill ya.
03-08-2003, 03:09 PM
Rat Faced

Quote:

Originally posted by Leech_Killer@6 March 2003 - 17:24
It's not on the list but I always fancied being shagged to death.

:D

I'll agree with tht one :rolleyes:
03-08-2003, 04:45 PM
klite_master

If it was that serious, I'd choose "the Lemming" style. The only drawback is the mess you make on the sidewalk. :blink:
03-08-2003, 05:27 PM
DarthInsinuate

i'm lazy and not exactly a fan of pain, or mess, so i'll go for injecting air into a vein
sterilise the needle first *obviously*

actually, thinking about it i hate needles
03-08-2003, 05:38 PM
Leech_Killer

Quote:

Originally posted by SideSwiped@8 March 2003 - 01:05
Water water everywhere.  don't need to jump off a boat or walk into the ocean a swimming pool will work too.

And really, it's not a bad way to go, when I was a kid I would sit at the bottom of the pool and deliberately exhale all air and gulp in the water just to see what it felt like.  Takes more than one breath to kill ya.

Your Cuckoo mate
http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/kookoo.gif
03-08-2003, 05:41 PM
klite_master

Quote:

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@8 March 2003 - 18:27
i'm lazy and not exactly a fan of pain, or mess, so i'll go for injecting air into a vein
sterilise the needle first *obviously*

actually, thinking about it i hate needles

And you seriously think that isn't painful? Ever got injected with those things, where fluid hurts more than the needle? I suspect doing so with air is even worse. Not to mention the moment when your heart is about to stop. :huh:
03-08-2003, 08:47 PM
deckard

To die in a hail of bullets for a worthy cause.

Otherwise, not at all.
03-08-2003, 08:58 PM
Energizer_God

Datamore Why would you post something like this. This is a happy place :D don't give the depressed people any ideas :unsure:
03-08-2003, 09:06 PM
klite_master

Quote:

Originally posted by deckard@8 March 2003 - 21:47
To die in a hail of bullets for a worthy cause.

Otherwise, not at all.

Which cause is that? Killing people from other countries, which are fighting for their own "worthy cause"? Or did you have a more nobel cause in mind? :blink:
03-08-2003, 10:00 PM
RollUrOwn

Smothered to death in Pamela Anderson's cleavage..... ;)
03-08-2003, 10:20 PM
klite_master

Quote:

Originally posted by RollUrOwn@8 March 2003 - 23:00
Smothered to death in Pamela Anderson's cleavage..... ;)

Yuck. :x

I mean, Pamela... c'mon. :blink:
03-09-2003, 12:54 PM
Wocus

i would join the army :D
03-09-2003, 02:20 PM
vegeta

Quote:

Inject a Hypodermic Needle filled with Insulin into a Non-Diabetic Person (you)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
03-09-2003, 03:07 PM
klite_master

Quote:

Originally posted by Wocus@9 March 2003 - 13:54
i would join the army :D

That one does seem to be the most popular and most legal to date. :huh:
03-10-2003, 07:12 AM
deckard

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klite_master Posted: 8 March 2003 - 14:06 

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QUOTE (deckard @ 8 March 2003 - 21:47)
To die in a hail of bullets for a worthy cause.

Otherwise, not at all. 

Which cause is that? Killing people from other countries, which are fighting for their own "worthy cause"? Or did you have a more nobel cause in mind?

Look, you stupid little shithead, I said nothing about having a gun in my own hand.

Keep your snotty responses to yourself, you ignorant little bastard.
03-10-2003, 01:32 PM
Ron

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :ph34r:

http://users.skynet.be/Ron/7.jpg
03-10-2003, 02:09 PM
DarthInsinuate

:) ron

the suicide methods that involve dying happy kinda ruins the point, don't they
cause if you are commiting suicide its probably because you are unhappy
03-10-2003, 02:36 PM
klite_master

Quote:

Originally posted by deckard@10 March 2003 - 08:12

Quote:

klite_master Posted: 8 March 2003 - 14:06

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QUOTE (deckard @ 8 March 2003 - 21:47)
To die in a hail of bullets for a worthy cause.

Otherwise, not at all.

Which cause is that? Killing people from other countries, which are fighting for their own "worthy cause"? Or did you have a more nobel cause in mind?

Look, you stupid little shithead, I said nothing about having a gun in my own hand.

Keep your snotty responses to yourself, you ignorant little bastard.

ROFLMAO! Now THAT was funny. :lol: :lol: :D
03-10-2003, 03:15 PM
deckard

Well, I'm glad that you see it that way, because I really don't know what prompted me to such a vicious retort.

That's really not how I ordinarily conduct myself.

And I don't mind apologizing, so, I apologize.

However, you should understand the consequences of provocation, regardless of how it is expressed.

I certainly do. <_<
03-10-2003, 03:21 PM
klite_master

How old are you? :D
03-10-2003, 03:30 PM
DataMore

Quote:

Originally posted by klite_master@10 March 2003 - 15:21
How old are you? :D

Are you talking about deckard? :huh:

:D Check his profile... :D
03-10-2003, 03:38 PM
klite_master

Quote:

Originally posted by DataMore+10 March 2003 - 16:30--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DataMore @ 10 March 2003 - 16:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--klite_master@10 March 2003 - 15:21
How old are you?  :D

Are you talking about deckard? :huh:

:D Check his profile... :D [/b][/quote]
Well, that's surprising. My first assumption was that he's 15. :D
03-10-2003, 05:32 PM
"The Avatar Man"

Jumping the white house gates with a loaded shotgun! :P
03-16-2003, 06:31 AM
Suicyco247

Sort of on topic here, but it just made me think, any of you heard/listen to Suicidal Tendencies? In paticular "Suicidal Failer" is what this post makes me think of. A song sort of about a guy who's such a loser that he can't even commit suicide right. Especially to some of the younger members here, they're worth checking out. Actually that's where I ripped off my name from B) "Suicyco247"=Suicidal Psycho twenty-four seven.
03-16-2003, 06:34 AM
ryanraab

Some people think I'm suicidal just because of the stuff I say. I think there overdoing what they think. I'm not even close to suicidal.

Good bye cruel world!
03-16-2003, 07:16 AM
chloe_cc2002

Now this topic should be appropriately renamed 'suicidal ideation' (or idio-ation)?

As you would know in England suicide used to be a criminal act.

Now only if you incite a suicide pact and one of the pact dies (ie the incited) then you are responsible criminally....for guess what...

Now, with respect to provocation and the role it can play in reducing murder to manslaughter I don't know whether there are forum members who are at that point where it would be suitable to embark on such a discussion.

In some jurisdictions the common law 'reasonable man' (the man on the Clapniman ombinus...English of course) is imbued with some of the characteristics of the accused, so it is not an objective test, no objective reasonable man test, and this forum probably graphically illustrates this. For instance in some countries the 'reasonable man' relying on provocation has been culturally appropriately imbued with the characteristics of the 'hot blooded mediterranean' after his wife threw a telephone at him.

I do hope that this is all hypothetical.

Throwing yourself in front of an express train will work but not if the driver has good reflexes and some assistance in spotting you on the tracks, and good braking systems. It would not be very pleasant for the persons to clean up either.