Poll: If You Would Kill Yourself........

1. Jump in front of a train.

2. Jump from a skyscraper.

3. Take an overdose of ........

4. Sell bibles to the Taliban.

5. Go swimming with a strayjacket on.

6. Eat 60 whoppers with a plug in your anus.

7. Go auto-cannabalistic and eat yourself.

8. Take a bath with 100 piranha's.

9. Marry NetWeiser and wait.

10. Play russian roulette with a kalashnikov.

11. Have unprotected sex with a junkie.

12. Commit Harakiri.

13. Start a fight with a giant robot death monkey.

14. Drown myself in a vat of lager.

15. Other...............

19. Sharing thoughts and veins openly with netty?






Yogi :P

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Originally posted by SensualBarfing@25 February 2004 - 12:54
2. Jump from a skyscraper.

3. Take an overdose of ........

11. Have unprotected sex with a junkie.

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any one of those will do :unsure:

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2, 3 & 10 would do me :(

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You devil!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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You devil&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
don&#39;t say you wouldn&#39;t leave freddy for him. :blink:

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You devil&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

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don&#39;t say you wouldn&#39;t leave freddy for him. :blink: [/b][/quote]


EDit: I would, if she wasn&#39;t pointing a kalashni9kov to my head rightnow&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

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You devil&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

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don&#39;t say you wouldn&#39;t leave freddy for him. :blink:

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EDit: I would, if she wasn&#39;t pointing a kalashni9kov to my head rightnow&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
is that what they call it in holland yogs?

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You devil&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

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don&#39;t say you wouldn&#39;t leave freddy for him. :blink:

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EDit: I would, if she wasn&#39;t pointing a kalashni9kov to my head rightnow&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

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is that what they call it in holland yogs? [/b][/quote]
Call what??

A steady relationship??? :lol: :lol:


Yogs

yOu fOrgOt 12: cOmmit harikiri

I abstain but it would be funny if someone did 6 then 7.

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Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@25 February 2004 - 15:10
yOu fOrgOt 12: cOmmit harikiri

I abstain but it would be funny if someone did 6 then 7.

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Harakiri added.

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I&#39;d start a fight with a giant robot death monkey, mind you cos I&#39;m so brick I&#39;d probably kick its ass.

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I think I could handle drowning in a vat of Lager :)

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I think I could handle drowning in a vat of Lager :)

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I think I could handle drowning in a vat of Lager :)

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mmmmmmmmmmm Beer :drool:

this is a bit of a depressing thread, dont you think?

thats why i will say that i WILL NOT kill myslef :D


tralalala

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Originally posted by tralalala@25 February 2004 - 16:46
this is a bit of a depressing thread, dont you think?

thats why i will say that i WILL NOT kill myslef :D


tralalala

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Why spoil the fun???

But if you want, i can kill you for you............


MUHAHAHAHAHA



YoiCide

o.d on sex :D

other..........

visit teh sexualfartening bar w/o a respirator :lol:

(or smother my self in veronica zemanova&#39;s breasts) :w00t:

if i was going to kill myself i would kill until someone killed me (dont care who) :unsure:

inject my balls with 80 mL of testosterone water


make my dick inflate till it blows... but once that happens my dick would be numb so it wouldnt hurt a bit. i would die of excess bleeding :lol:

I personally could not kill myself as my best girlfriend already lost her
girlfriend this way :( as she told me.

auto-self-eating How is this possible? And to which extent?

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auto-self-eating How is this possible? And to which extent?

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presumably till you die

Hi,

I think the 60whoppers and plug your anus is a funny one&#33;

HA&#33;

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auto-self-eating How is this possible? And to which extent?

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presumably till you die

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I just wonder if someone would manage to eat everything.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

where is the option


19. Sharing thoughts and veins openly with netty?

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Originally posted by internet.news@25 February 2004 - 17:40
I personally could not kill myself as my best girlfriend already lost her
girlfriend this way :( as she told me.

auto-self-eating How is this possible? And to which extent?

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Not to be rude but I think you could proably find a few members who wouldn&#39;t mind doing it for you... :(

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Originally posted by Spider_dude@25 February 2004 - 20:03
where is the option


19. Sharing thoughts and veins openly with netty?

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Sharing your thoughts openly is much better as thoughts are treasures ;)

You don&#39;t think so, look on yours...


WithChees: I don&#39;t think that would solve problems, sharing thoughts the nice
way, that is the way.

2. Jump off a skyscraper..........


............only I&#39;d tie varying lengths of razor wire around my body. One hooped round one arm, another for the other arm one for my head, and one each for my legs.

At 20 foot down a leg would be sliced off, another 20 foot comes off the other leg, then later the arms, then the head.


The result would be a sudden shower of body parts landing on the people below :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:






Sadly enough, I did try this technique a few months ago and it didn&#39;t quite work and left me horribly disfigured.

This is me today.........



http://www.weddingcakesflowers.co.uk/images/torso.jpg


Let this be a lesson to you all :(

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Originally posted by bujub22@25 February 2004 - 16:54
o.d on sex :D

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what a way to go :lol:

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Originally posted by samsamsamsam@25 February 2004 - 18:18
2. Jump off a skyscraper..........


............only I&#39;d tie varying lengths of razor wire around my body. One hooped round one arm, another for the other arm one for my head, and one each for my legs.

At 20 foot down a leg would be sliced off, another 20 foot comes off the other leg, then later the arms, then the head.


The result would be a sudden shower of body parts landing on the people below :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:






Sadly enough, I did try this technique a few months ago and it didn&#39;t quite work and left me horribly disfigured.

This is me today.........



http://www.weddingcakesflowers.co.uk/images/torso.jpg


Let this be a lesson to you all :(

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That&#39;s pretty brutal, getting turned into someone&#39;s birthday cake... :blink:

Well... I&#39;d probably want to go and kill all the people who have done me wrong, and probably some others who i just generally don&#39;t like...

I&#39;ll wait until the police take me out :ph34r:

wasn&#39;t there a pinned topic somewhere around here which said suicide discussion was a bad idea?


while i&#39;m here: if i had to kill myself i would do it in the way that made least mess, that way i won&#39;t have any unfinished business before the next life

I would eat a fookin ridiculous amount of fookin cabbage&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

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Originally posted by atiVidia@25 February 2004 - 14:04
inject my balls with 80 mL of testosterone water


make my dick inflate till it blows... but once that happens my dick would be numb so it wouldnt hurt a bit. i would die of excess bleeding :lol:

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:o :blink: :helpsmile:

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Originally posted by fugley@25 February 2004 - 20:32
I would eat a fookin ridiculous amount of fookin cabbage&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

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you better make sure mrs moo doesn&#39;t read that :unsure:

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Originally posted by samsamsamsam@25 February 2004 - 21:18
2. Jump off a skyscraper..........


............only I&#39;d tie varying lengths of razor wire around my body. One hooped round one arm, another for the other arm one for my head, and one each for my legs.

At 20 foot down a leg would be sliced off, another 20 foot comes off the other leg, then later the arms, then the head.


The result would be a sudden shower of body parts landing on the people below :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:






Sadly enough, I did try this technique a few months ago and it didn&#39;t quite work and left me horribly disfigured.

This is me today.........



http://www.weddingcakesflowers.co.uk/images/torso.jpg


Let this be a lesson to you all :(

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You definitly need a skweeky&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yogi

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Originally posted by fugley@25 February 2004 - 20:32
I would eat a fookin ridiculous amount of fookin cabbage&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

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At least you would be dying for some kind of Cos. :lol:


At your funeral they would say come lettuce pray

A friend of mine works as a phsycologist in a prison
she has to predict whether inmates will commit suicide
the first thing she asks is
how would you do it
if they have worked "it out" - to the detail
they get counciling

i leave the rest upto the one who started this post

enjoy

Other: Play Russian Roulette with a Mossberg Executioner, loaded with 3.5" flechette shells.

For those who don&#39;t know flechettes clips are made by emptying a shell, then putting hundreds of pieces of piano wire that&#39;s been sharpened on one end (blade) and epoxied on the other (tail fin) into the shell, then packing with crushed rice and recrimping.

This low-cost shell can rip straight through Kevlar, Teflon, 2.5" of plywood... :ninja: