What is the most odd, weird or useless piece of information that you know?
Mine is: Coke machines account for, on average, 3 fatilities a year in Britain alone.
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What is the most odd, weird or useless piece of information that you know?
Mine is: Coke machines account for, on average, 3 fatilities a year in Britain alone.
I have an exam tomorrow morning.Quote:
What is the most odd, weird or useless piece of information that you know
Thats not enough Blitz, Prove it ! :PQuote:
Originally posted by blitz81388@2 March 2004 - 02:36
What is the most odd, weird or useless piece of information that you know?
Mine is: Coke machines account for, on average, 3 fatilities a year in Britain alone.
Well it's true, but it's useless ya know? Why the hell would I care if 3 brits die because of coke machines killing them? honestly, I don't see how it's possible, unless it had a bomb, or *somehow* it fell over. That'd be funny if a coke machine killed ME......
well i don't live in Britain but i would rather take the risk than switch to pepsi :lol:
You can get a voltage reading from a lemon.
but who cares :lol:
Most toilets flush in E flat.
How about south of the equater? :huh:Quote:
Originally posted by PsychoTrooper@2 March 2004 - 02:00
Most toilets flush in E flat.
That is, in any case, an extra-extremely trivial fact to me, as I have a tin ear. ;)
sugar reacts with sulphuric acid to make a sticky glue (love MacGyver :rolleyes: )
most useless yet :01: my shit has corn in it! :01: :lol:
No, your corn has shit round it. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by bujub22@2 March 2004 - 14:52
most useless yet :01: my shit has corn in it! :01: :lol:
No, your corn has shit round it. :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by lynx+2 March 2004 - 12:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 2 March 2004 - 12:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@2 March 2004 - 14:52
most useless yet :01: my shit has corn in it! :01: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :unsure: u maybe right!! :lol: :lol:
A massive ammount of people die from swallowing there toothbrush each year, on avargae it turns out to be 1 person(s). Its deadly peop,e
DONT BRUSH
The Word "Duude"
in Arabic
means "Milk"
so its not a camel's foreskin? :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by Zedaxax@2 March 2004 - 19:38
The Word "Duude"
in Arabic
means "Milk"
75% of students are not good at math. They think that the other 46% are swots.
huubz in arabic means bread...Quote:
Originally posted by Zedaxax@2 March 2004 - 21:38
The Word "Duude"
in Arabic
means "Milk"
who cares?!?!?!
tralalala
Quote:
Originally posted by tralalala@2 March 2004 - 21:27
huubz in arabic means bread...
who cares?!?!?!
Gevey Language Resource - Word Building
... be, become). âñgrh - soft Marhe sekañgrhase yuu âfken cegam ïsta'ma'huubz
Mary softens her shoe in the water. bej - important ...
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I dont
Quote:
Originally posted by Zedaxax+2 March 2004 - 22:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Zedaxax @ 2 March 2004 - 22:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@2 March 2004 - 21:27
huubz in arabic means bread...
who cares?!?!?!
Gevey Language Resource - Word Building
... be, become). âñgrh - soft Marhe sekañgrhase yuu âfken cegam ïsta'ma'huubz
Mary softens her shoe in the water. bej - important ...
www.kalieda.org/gevey/build.html - 14k - Cached - Similar pages
I dont [/b][/quote]
huh?? :huh:
what the hell is that?! post in simple english please!?
tralalala
trivial reply:
just stating that the word "huubz" is also used in a
different language than the one you stated
the sky is bluer
There's no proper name for the back of the knees.
Gnees?Quote:
Originally posted by Sid Hartha@2 March 2004 - 21:43
There's no proper name for the back of the knees.
In Canada boogers may not be flicked into the wind. :D
every internet news post :angry: :angry:
Indeed :DQuote:
Originally posted by bujub22@2 March 2004 - 21:45
every internet news post :angry: :angry:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by bujub22@2 March 2004 - 20:45
every internet news post :angry: :angry:
I'd like to make an order for delivery please
this program has fuked its self and will now shut down
- windows 95
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wtf uselessQuote:
Originally posted by Zedaxax@3 March 2004 - 10:02
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the RIAA are after us all...
who CARES?!?!?!?!?!
tralalala