Gay Music

For a practical joke I'm making a CD to be left at my place of employment with the name of my boss on the CD. (As if he made it for his enjoyment) and to be found by other employees, humor ensues.

So for the track list I'm trying to imply that he's gay, which he isn't but its a joke anyway.
:lol:

Track list:
1. It's Raining Men
2. Let's hear it for the boys
3. ?...

thats all i got so far, any ideas as to other songs that gay men might heavily enjoy hearing?
:lol:

I know if FC was around he'd say Streisand but I'm needing the name of the artists and song title.
Thanks in advance for help creating "The Gay Track list"

ALSO I seriously hope to not offend any members of this forum that are gay
no harm ment

ymca - village people
bronski beat - smaltown boy




not serious:

all kinds of trance :o :D :P

Barbara Streisand - (any song will do) :lol:

Edit: Oops. (read all of it first Rocky)



Ok.. Elton John - Nikkita
There is a girl in the clip but it's about a boy really.

forgot TEH GAY song of all !


Cruisin' the street - Boys town Gang

Boy George - Do you really want to hurt me

:D

Lola *song is about gays can't think of the band)

Tainted Love :lol:

Girl I can never be your woman

Relax

3. Chinggy - Right Thurr
4. Jay Z - Change Clothes
5. MC Hammer - Cant Touch This
6. Nelly - Hot In Here
7. Sisqo - The Thong Song
8. P. Diddy - (Any rock song he took and covered)
9. Dante Thomas - Miss California
10. Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
11. Ja Rule - Always On Time
12. 50 Cent - In Da Club
13. So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds
14. DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Summertime
15. Coolio - 1, 2, 3, 4
16. Dru Hill - How Deep Is Your Love
17. Busta Rhymes - Break Yo Neck
18. Fat Joe - Whats Luv
19. Eminem - Without Me
20. Nelly, P. Diddy, Murphy Lee - Shake Your Tailfeather

Laters
Cely :music1:

P.S. Im not gonna say a word :lol:

Ian Dury - Hit me with your rhythm stick.

celery, now thats just too gay

I'll need songs about men for a more humorous effect

Celine Dion- The Power of Love
The Doors- Backdoor Man
Placebo- My Sweet Prince
Britney Spears- Sometimes

:lol:

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Any disco
Any house music
Any music with a constant bass beat.
Lots of known songs are remixed with this bass beat in it.

How about: Right Said Fred - I&#39;m Too Sexy :ph34r:

I can&#39;t believe no-one&#39;s put down Electric Six&#39;s "Gay Bar" :lol:

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Originally posted by Gutter@4 March 2004 - 12:51
For a practical joke I&#39;m making a CD to be left at my place of employment with the name of my boss on the CD. (As if he made it for his enjoyment) and to be found by other employees, humor ensues.

So for the track list I&#39;m trying to imply that he&#39;s gay, which he isn&#39;t but its a joke anyway.
:lol:

Track list:
1. It&#39;s Raining Men
2. Let&#39;s hear it for the boys
3. ?...

thats all i got so far, any ideas as to other songs that gay men might heavily enjoy hearing?
:lol:

I know if FC was around he&#39;d say Streisand but I&#39;m needing the name of the artists and song title.
Thanks in advance for help creating "The Gay Track list"

ALSO I seriously hope to not offend any members of this forum that are gay
no harm ment

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How about Freddy Mercury?

But say nothing his music is good.

Christina Aguilera - Come on Over (All I want is you)
Kylie Minogue - Can&#39;t Get You Out of Head
Madonna - Like a Virgin
Aaliyah - Are You that Somebody?
Alicia Keys - Falling or A Womans Worth
Meredith Brooks - I&#39;m a Bitch
Shakira - Underneath Your Clothes


That&#39;s all I could think of right now. May be later I&#39;ll come up with more.

:01:
Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
Men Without Hats - Pop Goes the World
Men Without Hats - I Wanna Be a Cowboy

B)

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Originally posted by Adster@4 March 2004 - 05:16
Lola *song is about gays can&#39;t think of the band)

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The Kinks?

Is it seriously about gays????

If so, I&#39;m disgusted.

Here are the lyrics. It doesn&#39;t appear to be about gays to me.

Edit - already been said.

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Lola *song is about gays can&#39;t think of the band)

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The Kinks?

Is it seriously about gays????

If so, I&#39;m disgusted.

Here are the lyrics. It doesn&#39;t appear to be about gays to me. [/b][/quote]
it is about gays it seriously is

and yes the kinks

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Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man

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that line explain anything??

:(

Mostly all of country music is gay......I&#39;m not gonna say rap is gay, because i&#39;ll probably get flamed for it :P

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Originally posted by blitz81388@5 March 2004 - 17:01
Mostly all of country music is gay......I&#39;m not gonna say rap is gay, because i&#39;ll probably get flamed for it :P

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Lucky FC ain&#39;t here :lol: :lol:

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Mostly all of country music is gay......I&#39;m not gonna say rap is gay, because i&#39;ll probably get flamed for it :P

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Lucky FC ain&#39;t here :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
:ph34r: /me lurks around in fear :ph34r:

just about any Pet Shop Boys song. "New York City Boy" sounds like a cross between the PSBs and the Village People. they did one about Eminem which sounds like it&#39;d be good too. http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1453441/2...?headlines=true

The Gay Pimp - Soccer Practice

Divine - You Think You&#39;re A Man

Bette Midler - Wind Beneath My Wings

Dolly Parton - I Will Always Love You or 9 To 5

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Originally posted by ScotchGuy@5 March 2004 - 10:52
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@4 March 2004 - 05:16
Lola *song is about gays can&#39;t think of the band)

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The Kinks?

Is it seriously about gays????

If so, I&#39;m disgusted.

Here are the lyrics. It doesn&#39;t appear to be about gays to me.

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it is about gays it seriously is

and yes the kinks

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Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man

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that line explain anything?? [/b][/quote]
they prefer to be called transexual

and fuck this thread is so gay :lol:

Laters
Cely :music1:

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Originally posted by Randomblonde@4 March 2004 - 16:26
Placebo- My Sweet Prince


:lol:

<_<

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Listen to the lyrics, that song is about getting off heroin. &#39;Sweet Prince&#39; refers to the dichotomy of leaving a prolonged heroin habit.

George Michael - Jesus to a Child
David Bowie - Boys Keep Swinging
Anything by Pansy Division
Anything by Pet Shop Boys
Anything by Village People

the hardest part is trying to find all these gay and very rare suggestions

any funny songs about being gay or songs maybe sung by gay men?




Faaaaaabulous&#33; :music1:

A little less to the imagination - how about simply downloading a gay porn video, extract the audio and burn that. Then when his workmates find and play the cd titled &#39;dave&#39;s songs&#39; (whatever ya boss&#39; name is) they&#39;ll hear lots of spirited grunts and &#39;cmon cowboy&#39;&#33;
Just my suggestion because most of the songs people have listed are enjoyed by straight audiences too and you&#39;d have to be suspicious of your bosses sexual preference beforehand and have a good knowledge of music to get suspicious from a bunch of songs on cd. I know guys who play Shania Twain at max volume yet are as straight as you can get.
Just my five cents.

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Originally posted by Celerystalksme@4 March 2004 - 14:20
3. Chinggy - Right Thurr
4. Jay Z - Change Clothes
5. MC Hammer - Cant Touch This
6. Nelly - Hot In Here
7. Sisqo - The Thong Song
8. P. Diddy - (Any rock song he took and covered)
9. Dante Thomas - Miss California
10. Will Smith - Gettin&#39; Jiggy Wit It
11. Ja Rule - Always On Time
12. 50 Cent - In Da Club
13. So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds
14. DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Summertime
15. Coolio - 1, 2, 3, 4
16. Dru Hill - How Deep Is Your Love
17. Busta Rhymes - Break Yo Neck
18. Fat Joe - Whats Luv
19. Eminem - Without Me
20. Nelly, P. Diddy, Murphy Lee - Shake Your Tailfeather

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i think sum1 dislikes music with rhythm in it.............

(doe i do agree on will smith and ja rule suckin big time)


@ Gutter: get stuff like boyzone & backstreetboyz on it............ that alwayz works..........

other boy bands are also great............. sry, i cant name xact songs, cause im really tryin 2 4get em ;)

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Originally posted by Judge_Judy@6 March 2004 - 11:53
A little less to the imagination - how about simply downloading a gay porn video, extract the audio and burn that. Then when his workmates find and play the cd titled &#39;dave&#39;s songs&#39; (whatever ya boss&#39; name is) they&#39;ll hear lots of spirited grunts and &#39;cmon cowboy&#39;&#33;
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:o :lol: :lol: his name is dave hahahaha :lol:

so now i could add in some sound clips or gay quotes between songs.
I&#39;m not going so far as to download gay porn :blink: but I&#39;m sure i could find some audio clips somewhere right?

I googled around and found the gay man&#39;s top 100 songs but it&#39;s hell trying to find these homo anthems:

GAY CLASSICS TOP 100

1. Abba - Dancing Queen (1976)

2. Gloria Gaynor - I will survive (1979)

3. Diana Ross - I&#39;m coming out (1980)

4. Boys Town Gang - Can&#39;t take my eyes off you (1982)

5. Village People - Y.M.C.A (1978)

6. Pet Shop Boys - Go West (1993)

7. Miguel Brown - So many men, so little time (1983)

8. The Weather Girls - It&#39;s raining men (1983)

9. Sylvester - You make me feel (mighty real) (1978)

10. Dana International - Diva (1998)

11. Shirley Bassey - This is my life (1979)

12. Kylie Minogue - Your disco needs you (2001)

13. Army of Lovers - Crucified (1991)

14. Right said Fred - I&#39;m too sexy (1991)

15. RuPaul - Supermodel (You better work) (1993)

16. Soft Cell - Tainted love (1981)

17. Eartha Kitt - Where is my man (1983)

18. Marianne Rosenberg - Ich bin wie du (1976)

19. Grace Jones - Slave to the rhythm (1985)

20. Bronski Beat - Why (1984)

21. Village People - Macho man

22. Divine - Shoot your shot (1982)

23. Leiff Garrett - I was made for dancin&#39; (1978)

24. Disco Tex and his Sex-o-lettes - Get dancin&#39; (1974)

25. Gloria Gaynor - I am what I am (1984)

26. Linda Wagenmakers - No goodbyes (2000)

27. Karen Young - Hot Shot (1978)

28. Communards - Never can say goodbye (1987)

29. Abigail - Constant craving

30. Bette Midler - To deserve you (1996)

31. Take That featuring Lulu - Relight my fire (1993)

32. Cher - Believe

33. Pet Shop Boys - Somewhere

34. Farley Jackmaster Funk - Love can&#39;t turn around (1986)

35. Gala - Freed from desire (1997)

36. Bronski Beat - Smalltown boy (1984)

37. Boys Town Gang - Ain&#39;t no mountain high enough (1981)

38. Donna Summer - Love to love you (1975)

39. Amanda Lear - Follow me (1978)

40. Village People - In the navy (1979)

41. Erasure - Lay all your love on me (1992) One of the songs from the Abbaesque-mini-CD.

42. Baccara - Yes sir, I can boogie (1977)

43. Gina G - Ooh aah....just a little bit (1996)

44. Alicia Bridges - I love the nightlife (1978)

45. Abbacadabra - Mamma mia

46. Flirts - Passion (1982)

47. Blondie - Atomic (mix)

48. Sister Sledge - We are family (1979)

49. Yazoo - Don&#39;t go (1982)

50. Bette Midler - I&#39;m beautiful

51. Gloria Gaynor - Reach out (I&#39;ll be there) (1975)

52. Madonna - Vogue (1990)

53. Geri Halliwell - G.A.Y.

54. Yvonne Elliman - Love Pains (1982)

55. Dead or Alive - You spin me around (1985)

56. Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax (1984)


57. Patrick Cowley & Sylvester - Do you wanna funk (1982)

58. Communards - Don&#39;t leave me this way (1986)

59. Foxy - Get off (1978)

60. Sin with Sebastian - Shut up and sleep with me

61. Cher - Strong enough

62. Bohannon - Let&#39;s start II dance again (1981)

63. Luv&#39; - U.O.Me (1978)

64. Venga boys - Boom Boom Boom Boom (1999)

65. Pet Shop Boys - New York City boy

66. Divine - Native love (1982)

67. Phats & Small - Turn Around

68. Boney M : Sunny (1977)

69. Whitney Houston - I will always love you (remix)

70. London cast - Fame (remix)

71. Cyndi Lauper - Girls just wanna have fun (1984)

72. Anita Ward - Ring my bell (1979)

73. Communards - You are my world (1987)

74. Moby - Bittersweet symphony

75. Sheryl Lee Ralph - In the evening (1984)

76. Yazoo - Situation (1982)

77. George Michael - Outside

78. Charlotte - Take me to your heaven

79. Julie Andrews - Do re mi (DJ Weasl Lederhosen mix)

80. Holly Johnson - Americanos (1989)

81. Madonna - Don&#39;t cry for me Argentina (remix) (1997)

82. KC & the Sunshine band - That&#39;s the way I like it (1975)

83. Chaka Khan - I&#39;m every woman (1979)

84. Barbra Streisand & Donna Summer - No more tears (enough is enough) (1979)

85. Jocelyn Brown - Somebody else&#39;s guy (1984)

86. Ce Ce Peniston - Finally (1992)


87. Kool & the Gang - Celebration (1980)

88. Wham - Wake me up before you go go (1984)

89. Pet Shop Boys & Dusty Springfield - What have I done to deserve this (1987)

90. Tarkan : Simarik (1999)

91. Grace Jones - Pull up to the bumper (1981)

92. Tavares : Don&#39;t take away the music (1976)

93. Bronski Beat & Marc Almond - Love to love you/ I feel love / Johnny remember me (1985)

94. Pointer sisters - I&#39;m so exited (1984)

95. Hildegard Knef & Extrabreit - Fur mich soll es rote Rosen regnen

96. Stephen Gateley - New beginning (remix)

97. Boney M : Ma Baker (1977)

98. Madonna - Ray of light

99. Donna Summer - This time I know it&#39;s for real (1989)

100. Judy Garland - Over the rainbow (1939)


anyone see something on the list and know that they have it shared on slsk feel free to PM me
;)
(non gay wink)

The Dutch Homo 100 <2004> :music1:

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Originally posted by Gutter@7 March 2004 - 15:02
I googled around and found the gay man&#39;s top 100 songs

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:huh: Wheres Safety Dance on that list? :frusty:

And whats the gay womans top 100 list?

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Originally posted by Celerystalksme@4 March 2004 - 13:20
3. Chinggy - Right Thurr
4. Jay Z - Change Clothes
5. MC Hammer - Cant Touch This
6. Nelly - Hot In Here
7. Sisqo - The Thong Song
8. P. Diddy - (Any rock song he took and covered)
9. Dante Thomas - Miss California
10. Will Smith - Gettin&#39; Jiggy Wit It
11. Ja Rule - Always On Time
12. 50 Cent - In Da Club
13. So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds
14. DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Summertime
15. Coolio - 1, 2, 3, 4
16. Dru Hill - How Deep Is Your Love
17. Busta Rhymes - Break Yo Neck
18. Fat Joe - Whats Luv
19. Eminem - Without Me
20. Nelly, P. Diddy, Murphy Lee - Shake Your Tailfeather

Laters
Cely :music1:

P.S. Im not gonna say a word :lol:

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Yep that looks like a homosexual&#39;s playlist (no sarcasam is inteded....i mean it)

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Originally posted by Arm@7 March 2004 - 18:30

And whats the gay womans top 100 list?

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they seem to enjoy "I do both Jay and Jane"

Harry Belafonte - Jump In The Line :ph34r:

Most gay ass song in the world

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And whats the gay womans top 100 list?

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they seem to enjoy "I do both Jay and Jane" [/b][/quote]
B) And throw in some T.A.T.U in too for the lipstick lesbians? ;)

I cant believe no one has posted these ones by Howard Stern

If I Went the Gay Way by "The Backside Boys"

Backside&#39;s Back by "The Backside Boys"

These are must here songs. There is a video for the first one that is funny as hell&#33;