on a small stone, or a great big human turd??
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on a small stone, or a great big human turd??
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Originally posted by mrcall1969@12 March 2004 - 05:17
on a small stone, or a great big human turd??
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i would post a pic...but she's gone to the little girls room....
PS and hasn't flushed
I really don't like where this is going, really I don't.
I rest my case...I stepped out of the shower and................
Da stone!!!!! :o :o
This must be the shit whisperer. :lol:
i'd rather stop running, and sit down for a break
but if you were in mid stride and going foot down and unavoidable??Quote:
Originally posted by kAb@12 March 2004 - 06:03
i'd rather stop running, and sit down for a break
I'd quickly put some shoes on.
That's not a freakin option.....Quote:
Originally posted by kAb@12 March 2004 - 06:11
I'd quickly put some shoes on.
What about, grabbing an eagle's talons and letting him carry me up over the nuisance?
hmmm, tough decision, depends: is this stone pointy? or is it squishy and smelly?
Is there someone standing there with both items, waiting to put down the item of your choice? What the hell is Prestwick coming to? :ph34r:
To think I am going to move there. :( How do they treat their pensioners? :lol: :lol:
I look where I'm running sorry. Also I don't have a habit of running outside barefoot. Us city-folk have learnt that the streets aren't safe... people or otherwise :lol:
This needs some more explaining.
We were talking about running on the beach last night and I said I'd rather step in a turd than on a stone because the stone would hurt really bad and the turd could be washed off immediately.
You obviously haven't run into a turd of mine........Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@12 March 2004 - 14:28
This needs some more explaining.
We were talking about running on the beach last night and I said I'd rather step in a turd than on a stone because the stone would hurt really bad and the turd could be washed off immediately.
My girl says they're poisson!!!
YoTurd
You obviously haven't run into a turd of mine........Quote:
Originally posted by SensualBarfing+12 March 2004 - 12:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 12 March 2004 - 12:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@12 March 2004 - 14:28
This needs some more explaining.
We were talking about running on the beach last night and I said I'd rather step in a turd than on a stone because the stone would hurt really bad and the turd could be washed off immediately.
My girl says they're poisson!!!
YoTurd [/b][/quote]
Fish? :lol:
I'd totally fly,
Then I wouldn't have to worry about the turd or the rock.
Skweeky is just being practical.
My feet stink anyway. I'd rather make stink worse that risk breaking an ankle. It may be small stone, but step on it wrong and oops. Old joints take forever to heal.
:beerchug: omc
Your girl says your turds are FISH??Quote:
Originally posted by SensualBarfing@12 March 2004 - 09:43
You obviously haven't run into a turd of mine........
My girl says they're poisson!!!
YoTurd
Truly unique.
Her and your turds. :huh:
I think I prefer kAb's solutions; I've actually done the shoe thing, but these days I generally have a better view of the possible dangers of treading in hazardous areas. :D