My sis told me this the other day
What is the worst part of eating a vegitable
putting her back in the wheelchair
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My sis told me this the other day
What is the worst part of eating a vegitable
putting her back in the wheelchair
I do not get it :huh:
gross, pic's of your sister to save thread
isn't it funny how some people tell a bad joke and try to blame someone else ? :lol:
eating vegetable then putting her back in her wheelchair = performing oral on a brain damaged comatosed female then trying to get her back in her chair...... poor taste jokeQuote:
Originally posted by Ariel_001@20 April 2004 - 09:26
I do not get it :huh:
Rule No1 about jokes
Never
Ever
Explain them
It makes U and the JokeTeller look dumb
+
Cream on top - it kills the joke
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no this is the worst joke ever!
told by a friend of a friend
what the worst part about dating a younger girl??
putting the pamper back on :(
worst joke ever :frusty:
Why did the biker wrap the bunny rabbit in duct tape? :huh:
eating vegetable then putting her back in her wheelchair = performing oral on a brain damaged comatosed female then trying to get her back in her chair...... poor taste joke [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by vidcc+20 April 2004 - 17:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vidcc @ 20 April 2004 - 17:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ariel_001@20 April 2004 - 09:26
I do not get it :huh:
I still don't get were you got that. I guess I would have to think like you guys.
Q: Why did Helen Keller have to masturbate with one hand?
A: She moaned with the other!
Q: What's Bin Ladens favorite drink
A: Manhattann on the rocks
A: so it wouldn't split apart when he...Quote:
Originally posted by Moby.@20 April 2004 - 22:06
Why did the biker wrap the bunny rabbit in duct tape? :huh:
nevermind.
here's another biker joke: Why do battered women exist?
why did the duck cross the road ???????
:frusty: :frusty: :frusty:
<_< <_< <_< <_< <_<
:ghostface: :ghostface: :ghostface: :ghostface: :ghostface:
cuz the chicken was home sick !!!
(man.. that was some fkinn dumb shitttttt.....)
most of you probably heard this one....
why did the women cross the road???
it doesnt matter, what was she doing out of the kitchen !?
:frusty:
I'm not blaming my sis, It was just a shock hearing it from her. :blink:Quote:
isn't it funny how some people tell a bad joke and try to blame someone else ?
YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY MATE :angry:Quote:
Originally posted by dwightfry@20 April 2004 - 17:12
My sis told me this the other day
What is the worst part of eating a vegitable
putting her back in the wheelchair
What happened when the Elephant sat on the Chair
The Chair Broke
:lol:
What colour is Napoleans white horse?
White
:lol: :lol:
Whats Invisible and Smells like Rabbit?
Bunny Farts
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
It didn't. It only got about half-way.
Why'd [insert your name hear] cross the road?
Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken.
If you were to lift up the Pillsbury doughboy's apron...what would you see?
Doughnuts
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing...........You already told her twice!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Busyman@28 April 2004 - 22:34
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing...........You already told her twice!!!
what is the point in this topic?
NOTHING!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :ph34r:
[QUOTE]what is the point in this topic? NOTHING!!!!!!! Lameos <_< Anyway i have another one. How do u get an elephant into a lift?
NOT easily!! <_< Humph dumb joke