I Need A Bouncer On The Door

i have 2 daughters one 5 and one 10 months and they are not too well at the moment (have a bug) and to make things worse my 10 month old is teething.
Around about 1am this morning the baby woke up and we decided to have her in our bed as all she really wanted was a cuddle as comfort and she went back to sleep. Then at about 4 she woke up screaming her little lungs out which in turn woke me up, this is when i discovered that the 5 year old had sneeked into bed with us as well and because she had cuddled close i had been sleeping on my side and my arm had gone to sleep, so in trying to get up i had to negotiate a bit of an obstacle course and try to get my arm working again so i was no longer doing an impression of my 16 year old son. i eventually got the circulation back and picked up my baby who pretty much went straight back to sleep. I returned her to bed and picked up my 5 year old and carried her back to her room, where she informed me she needed to go peepee. we went to the toilet and back to her bed where she told me she was scared...i asked what she was scared of and she said "heights"...after explaining that she should stay on the ground and tucking her back in she asked for a drink, so i went to the kitchen and got her sippy cup of water. when i returned to her room she wasn't there, she had sneeked back to our room :frusty: so i told her that she had to go back to her bed..."carry me" she said "why?"..."because the batteries have gone flat in my legs" :frusty:
So eventually i got her back to her own bed and asleep...it was almost 5 am by now and my eyes had severe bags under them.
i got back to our room where in the glow of the nightlight my baby and my wife were sleeping peacefully ( my wife looking perfect like in the movies and not having stirred though any of this).... i got back into bed and closed my eyes....this is the point where my wife decided to open her eyes and .........ASKED ME TO GET HER A GLASS OF WATER :helpsmile:


Now all this has a point to it....... am i a bad person for suspecting that my wife was just pretending to be asleep?????????

;) Nope...... she sounds like a very smart woman. :lol:

oh i know she's smart, but never thought of her as devious :lol: :lol:

:rolleyes: I only wish I'd been that devious. :smilie4:

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Originally posted by vidcc@1 May 2004 - 19:20
oh i know she's smart, but never thought of her as devious :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Of course she was

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Im guessing your the bitch in the relationship if u got her that glass of water ;) :lol:

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Originally posted by masterpiece21@1 May 2004 - 19:37
Im guessing your the bitch in the relationship if u got her that glass of water ;) :lol:

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Another quality post ;) :lol:

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Originally posted by masterpiece21@1 May 2004 - 10:37
Im guessing your the bitch in the relationship if u got her that glass of water ;) :lol:

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i&#39;m guessing you are a lonely virgin <_< :lol:

:lol: shot down :lol:

Crash and burn :01:

Virgin?no.regret losing it?yes.

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Originally posted by masterpiece21@1 May 2004 - 10:45
Virgin?no.regret losing it?yes.

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why? is your arse still sore then ? :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by masterpiece21@1 May 2004 - 18:45
Virgin?no.regret losing it?yes.

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why did your dad not cuddle after the event?

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Originally posted by vidcc+1 May 2004 - 19:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vidcc @ 1 May 2004 - 19:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-masterpiece21@1 May 2004 - 10:45
Virgin?no.regret losing it?yes.

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why? is your arse still sore then ? :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I suspect you of misleading us.

What i read is you have three(Whiner&#33;&#33; :P ) wonderfull kids, a lovely wife and

okay, maybe a little shortage on sleep...........

Congrats on such a fine life&#33;&#33;&#33;


YoGi

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Originally posted by SensualBarfing@1 May 2004 - 10:49
I suspect you of misleading us.

What i read is you have two wonderfull kids, a lovely wife and okay, maybe a little

shortage on sleep...........

Congrats on such a fine life&#33;&#33;&#33;


YoGi

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3 kids actually, 15, 5 & 10 months, and yes my wife is wonderful :D :P and i do know how lucky i am :D

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Originally posted by vidcc+1 May 2004 - 19:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vidcc @ 1 May 2004 - 19:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualBarfing@1 May 2004 - 10:49
I suspect you of misleading us.

What i read is you have two wonderfull kids, a lovely wife and okay, maybe a little

shortage on sleep...........

Congrats on such a fine life&#33;&#33;&#33;


YoGi

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3 kids actually, 15, 5 & 10 months, and yes my wife is wonderful :D :P and i do know how lucky i am :D [/b][/quote]
At 5am in the morning though you just want to be asleep :lol:

Actually my dad is dead,died when i was 8.and i only regret losin it cuz i didnt use a rubber <_<

edit...just noticed i put 15..my son is 16 :helpsmile: ..it was just a typo. :lol:

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Originally posted by vidcc+1 May 2004 - 20:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vidcc &#064; 1 May 2004 - 20:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualBarfing@1 May 2004 - 10:49
I suspect you of misleading us.

What i read is you have two wonderfull kids, a lovely wife and okay, maybe a little

shortage on sleep...........

Congrats on such a fine life&#33;&#33;&#33;


YoGi

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3 kids actually, 15, 5 & 10 months, and yes my wife is wonderful :D :P and i do know how lucky i am :D [/b][/quote]
What did you do the other 10, correction: 11 years???? :blink:


Yogi-WhoHasAbout50KidsButTheyAllWereLeaseKids..........

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Originally posted by masterpiece21@1 May 2004 - 10:57
Actually my dad is dead,died when i was 8.and i only regret losin it cuz i didnt use a rubber <_<

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i am sorry to hear about your father...i didn&#39;t make that comment...i have rules about my retaliatory posts

so no rubber huh? you do know that if it&#39;s you bent over it&#39;s the other guy that needs to wear one ? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@1 May 2004 - 10:49
I suspect you of misleading us.

What i read is you have two wonderfull kids, a lovely wife and okay, maybe a little

shortage on sleep...........

Congrats on such a fine life&#33;&#33;&#33;


YoGi

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3 kids actually, 15, 5 & 10 months, and yes my wife is wonderful :D :P and i do know how lucky i am :D

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What did you do the other 10 years???? :blink:


Yogi-WhoHasAbout50KidsButTheyAllWereLeaseKids.......... [/b][/quote]
it was a case of making sure we could provide a secure future for them before we went too mad. :lol:

@vidcc-i havent hit juve..............yet(doesnt help when your whole family thinks youll b in jail atleast by 15) :rolleyes:

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@1 May 2004 - 10:49
I suspect you of misleading us.

What i read is you have two wonderfull kids, a lovely wife and okay, maybe a little

shortage on sleep...........

Congrats on such a fine life&#33;&#33;&#33;


YoGi

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3 kids actually, 15, 5 & 10 months, and yes my wife is wonderful :D :P and i do know how lucky i am :D

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What did you do the other 10 years???? :blink:


Yogi-WhoHasAbout50KidsButTheyAllWereLeaseKids..........

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it was a case of making sure we could provide a secure future for them before we went too mad. :lol: [/b][/quote]
Ahhhhhhh....&#33;&#33;&#33; ;)

We just threw them out for a secure future&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:


Yogi

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Originally posted by masterpiece21@1 May 2004 - 11:19
@vidcc-i havent hit juve..............yet(doesnt help when your whole family thinks youll b in jail atleast by 15) :rolleyes:

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just something to think about..... you are the maker of your own destiny, the choices you make now could follow you all your life. Nobody but you can make your life for you.
You have opportunity staring you in the face, pay no attention to those that try to hold you back or doubt you......it&#39;s up to you. If you feel that opportunity isn&#39;t knocking at your door.....go look for it because nobody is going to do it for you.

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Originally posted by SensualBarfing@1 May 2004 - 11:21

We just threw them out for a secure future&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

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well i want them to look after me in my old age and they can&#39;t do that if they have nothing :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by masterpiece21@1 May 2004 - 19:19
@vidcc-i havent hit juve..............yet(doesnt help when your whole family thinks youll b in jail atleast by 15) :rolleyes:

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ha ha you are infamous albo.