Withcheese Dilemma

As none of you know may know my toilet/bathroom is next to my landladys bedroom, now on a normal night my trips to the bathroom are infrequent and so cause little disturbance to my landlady.

However tonight I have been on teh sauce and my trips are becoming a bit more frequent than infrequent...

My question is then should I continue to use the toilet facilities or should I perhaps relieve myself out the window?

Perhaps a poll could be made on this but bare in mind I'm busting at the moment so please can we reach a consensus quickly.

Thx. :)

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Originally posted by Withcheese@5 May 2004 - 01:16
As none of you know my toilet/bathroom is next to my landladys bedroom, now on a normal night my trips to the bathroom are infrequent and so cause little disturbance to my landlady.

However tonight I have been on teh sauce and my trips are becoming a bit more frequent than infrequent...

My question is then should I continue to use the toilet facilities or should I perhaps relieve myself out the window?

Perhaps a poll could be made on this but are in mind I'm busting at the moment so please can we reach a consensus quickly.

Thx. :)

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a) piss out the window

B) piss in a bottle and empty it later

c) sod the landlady, have a piss in the toilet


That could be the 3 choices.


i would go for c, then, b then a if i had to

:unsure:

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Originally posted by danb+4 May 2004 - 23:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 4 May 2004 - 23:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@5 May 2004 - 01:16
As none of you know my toilet/bathroom is next to my landladys bedroom, now on a normal night my trips to the bathroom are infrequent and so cause little disturbance to my landlady.

However tonight I have been on teh sauce and my trips are becoming a bit more frequent than infrequent...

My question is then should I continue to use the toilet facilities or should I perhaps relieve myself out the window?

Perhaps a poll could be made on this but are in mind I&#39;m busting at the moment so please can we reach a consensus quickly.

Thx. :)

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a) piss out the window

B) piss in a bottle and empty it later

c) sod the landlady, have a piss in the toilet


That could be the 3 choices.


i would go for c, then, b then a if i had to

:unsure: [/b][/quote]
Does sod mean the same thing for you London jetsetters as it does for us country folk? :blink:

i would piss on the floor.

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Originally posted by Spider_dude@5 May 2004 - 01:20
i would piss on the floor.

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There was a londoner, a scotsman and a country boy :lol: :lol:

Isn&#39;t the answer obvious? :D

Do you pay your rent?


If so...use the Loo...


If not, you&#39;ve already pissed on your landlady&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by Chevy@4 May 2004 - 23:22
Isn&#39;t the answer obvious? :D

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LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Why not piss on the landlady she would be so shocked that she would think it was a dream :)

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Originally posted by mortsapprentice@4 May 2004 - 23:25
Why not piss on the landlady she would be so shocked that she would think it was a dream :)

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"Well Dave I had this strange dream last night...I dreamt I was in a German porn movie.." :lol:

Have you no sink.

That would be the obvious answer.

Assuming a purely fluidic problem.

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Originally posted by Withcheese+5 May 2004 - 00:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 5 May 2004 - 00:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@4 May 2004 - 23:25
Why not piss on the landlady she would be so shocked that she would think it was a dream&nbsp; :)

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"Well Dave I had this strange dream last night...I dreamt I was in a German porn movie.." :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by Withcheese+4 May 2004 - 19:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese &#064; 4 May 2004 - 19:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@4 May 2004 - 23:25
Why not piss on the landlady she would be so shocked that she would think it was a dream :)

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"Well Dave I had this strange dream last night...I dreamt I was in a German porn movie.." :lol: [/b][/quote]
You too&#33;

Peace brotherdoobie

piss in this cup


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then we&#39;ll hav are top ppl tell yah what makes u so cheesy :D :lol:
http://www.uwlax.edu/Advancement/Con...nfrey-look.jpg

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Originally posted by bujub22@5 May 2004 - 00:10
piss in this cup


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then we&#39;ll hav are top ppl tell yah what makes u so cheesy :D :lol:
http://www.uwlax.edu/Advancement/Con...nfrey-look.jpg

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That guy looks pleased to be testing people&#39;s urine samples... :lol:

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Originally posted by Withcheese+4 May 2004 - 21:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 4 May 2004 - 21:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@5 May 2004 - 00:10
piss in this cup


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then we&#39;ll hav are top ppl tell yah what makes u so cheesy :D&nbsp; :lol:
http://www.uwlax.edu/Advancement/Con...nfrey-look.jpg

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That guy looks pleased to be testing people&#39;s urine samples... :lol: [/b][/quote]
it&#39;s the chessy 1 that&#39;s y :lol: :lol:

Luckily it rained last night.... ;)

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Originally posted by Withcheese@5 May 2004 - 09:42
Luckily it rained last night.... ;)

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:lol: :lol:

Cleard away your puddle did it? :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by danb+5 May 2004 - 08:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 5 May 2004 - 08:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@5 May 2004 - 09:42
Luckily it rained last night.... ;)

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:lol: :lol:

Cleard away your puddle did it? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
cheese put his hands out the window and washed away the eviedence :ph34r: