Scratching my ass is the best i can do,
A true sensation when there's no paper in the loo...........
YoPoor
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Scratching my ass is the best i can do,
A true sensation when there's no paper in the loo...........
YoPoor
OMFG :o
I came on my periods the other day,
The blood and gunk filled me with dismay.
I now have to wear a towel for the discharge,
Which pads out my ass, and now looks large. :( :blink:
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Originally posted by lilmiss@13 May 2004 - 17:26
I came on my periods the other day,
The blood and gunk filled me with dismay.
I now have to wear a towel for the discharge,
Which pads out my ass, and now looks large. :( :blink:
Glad to see Ive made you giggle,
But I now wobble instead of wiggle. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/bum+wiggle.gif
I'd like to inflict periods on men, the cramps and bad backs,
But mostly just to see them insert their tampax. :P :lol:
Way to go Lillmiss!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Though Tampax is for men quite rich
so they need a cork
to imitate a bitch.........
There was a young man in Belgrave
That kept a dead whore in a cave
He said it took pluck
To have a good F*ck
But think of the money you save
Anon
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Rat Faced@13 May 2004 - 19:24
There was a young man in Belgrave
That kept a dead whore in a cave
He said it took pluck
To have a good F*ck
But think of the money you save
cheater :P
I was browsing the forum,doing my daily reading...When I came across
this post from Yogi (you know...the one who's hair is receding)
I happened to notice lillmiss tale of woe and bleeding...and her
wish for her curse to be visited on man,I sought out the nearest mod
and asked for an immediate ban! To my dismay it was NikkiD
and now I am on moderation indefinitely. :blink:
Peace brotherdoobie
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977u...tching+you.gifQuote:
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@13 May 2004 - 20:05
To my dismay it was NikkiD and now I am on moderation indefinitely. :blink:
Your plan backfired, and hit you in the face,
You forget we females are now a stronger race. :P
Its not moderation you're getting, instead a kick in the butt,
Then if you dont squeal, a punch in the gut. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/boxing.gif
Im sorry my friend, my hormones are in overdrive,
To be a less emotional gal is for what I strive.
I will try to keep my bitter words and anger at bay,
Till then, stay out my chuffing way. ;)
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/gotohell.bmp
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/miss+bitch.gif
With apologies to McGonigle.
Drinking apple is such fun
I think I'll have another one
Then post more crap and you will say
What age is J'Pol anyway.
Dear j2 what a charming fellow
At Lefty he is wont to bellow
From cutting barb to sarky comment
One day, mayhep you'll have that foment
I'll search for posts from Bunny Boy
Invariably a source of joy
Her work displays great erudition
The Lady's surely on a mission
And Clocker, really one most dapper
But don't forget that shiny napper
The coolest man on the hardware scene
FFS how many fans old bean ?
Biggles posts are alway ace
And posted at a walking pace
Carefully selecting every word
The pen is mightier than the sword.
RF's a stalwart of the board
Ensuring fairness, his watchword
But don't be fooled by that Mackan charm
The bugger would yank out your arm.
NikkiD she's always here
Quietly lending a maternal ear.
Making sure we aren't dicks
PM me if you have those pics.
Oh Jonno, Jonno faithful friend
Sticking with us till the end
I pray to God you never leave us
The dude with the unfeasibly small ....
Spider dude is a chameleon
Look around the board you'll see him
So many names, so many sigs
If you don't like it, feck of prigs.
4th Gen noob's the motoring fool
Tho' he's unpossibly shite at pool
He sometimes drives us round the bend
But I would like to call him "friend".
And Liam, Liam where are you
They tell me now you eat the coo
When I heard that, I shouted GOLLY
The poor chap must attend a Poly.
Funky may seem like a dolt
Especially when on the colt
But he's the Lad that got us sharing
In GS parlance that is caring.
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Originally posted by J'Pol@13 May 2004 - 22:25
The dude with the unfeasibly small ....