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Last saturday I was grating cheese and I accidentally grated my thumb as well. It really hurt :'(
So I thought I'd learnt my lesson. Yesterday I was grating cheese again and I didn't grate my thumb :D
This time it was my index :(
Marc says he's going to make the house kiddie proof because I keep having stupid accidents :blink:
err
How rare.
Dangerous things them cheesegraters. :huh:
Buy grated cheese, it's more expensive but obviously you can't be trusted to grate your own.
Maybe you should just eat it raw, straight of the trees :unsure:
Who said women belonged in the kitchen? :PQuote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 16:05
Last saturday I was grating cheese and I accidentally grated my thumb as well. It really hurt :'(
So I thought I'd learnt my lesson. Yesterday I was grating cheese again and I didn't grate my thumb :D
This time it was my index :(
Even better! Learn to delegate tasks, have someone else grate it for you...Quote:
Buy grated cheese, it's more expensive but obviously you can't be trusted to grate your own.
[REALLY BAD JOKE]
I was working at Asda once and got caught having sex with the cheese grater. It hurt because the manager found out about it and fired us both
[/REALLY BAD JOKE]
Who said women belonged in the kitchen? :P [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Gurahl+15 May 2004 - 17:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl @ 15 May 2004 - 17:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 16:05
Last saturday I was grating cheese and I accidentally grated my thumb as well. It really hurt :'(
So I thought I'd learnt my lesson. Yesterday I was grating cheese again and I didn't grate my thumb :D
This time it was my index :(
'twas I, last Thursday.
I meant it as a joke though.
Don't worry, when Marc is home I let him do it :D
Did I already tell you guys I'm going to be a nurse :D For kiddies. :D Moi :D
Shocking, innit?
An actual med. nurse? :unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 17:18
Don't worry, when Marc is home I let him do it :D
Did I already tell you guys I'm going to be a nurse :D For kiddies. :D Moi :D
Shocking, innit?
'cos that takes a few years of education you know. :blink:
I was a nurse's aid, crappiest job ever!
You do know, that as a nurse you sometimes have to handle sharp and/or pointy objects, don't you? :unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 16:18
Don't worry, when Marc is home I let him do it :D
Did I already tell you guys I'm going to be a nurse :D For kiddies. :D Moi :D
Shocking, innit?
RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!! :fear:
That's very unhygienicQuote:
Originally posted by Arcadia@15 May 2004 - 17:10
Maybe you should just eat it raw, straight of the trees :unsure:
:unsure: will they be safe in ur hands? :unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 16:18
Don't worry, when Marc is home I let him do it :D
Did I already tell you guys I'm going to be a nurse :D For kiddies. :D Moi :D
Shocking, innit?
Yes, an actual med. nurse. 3 year basic education, 1 year specialisation...
And they'll pay me to study for that as well :D
I just know that microbiology thing is going to be a problem :lol:
And I get to prod people with needles muahahahaha.
:helpsmile: dont kill us :helpsmile:Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 16:23
Yes, an actual med. nurse. 3 year basic education, 1 year specialisation...
And they'll pay me to study for that as well :D
I just know that microbiology thing is going to be a problem :lol:
And I get to prod people with needles muahahahaha.
:oQuote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 17:23
Yes, an actual med. nurse. 3 year basic education, 1 year specialisation...
Here you study medicine for three years just to become a nurse's aid, then you can continue for three years more to become a nurse.
Or you can take science for three years and then take medicine for three years. Maybe.
An' I have no idea about how much time you have to spend on the specialization part.
Started specializing during my education already, rehabilitation/habilitation.
I helped make prostethics and stuff.
microbiology is the best bit!!!!!!!!! you get to grow new life in little dishes, and the colours are soooooooo pretty. and the best bit is that its alive and you made it grow. What am I talking about :blink:
I think you need a dog.Quote:
Originally posted by brenda@15 May 2004 - 17:42
microbiology is the best bit!!!!!!!!! you get to grow new life in little dishes, and the colours are soooooooo pretty. and the best bit is that its alive and you made it grow. What am I talking about :blink:
I think you need a dog. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by SnnY+15 May 2004 - 16:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 15 May 2004 - 16:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brenda@15 May 2004 - 17:42
microbiology is the best bit!!!!!!!!! you get to grow new life in little dishes, and the colours are soooooooo pretty. and the best bit is that its alive and you made it grow. What am I talking about :blink:
:unsure: or a cat :)
*mouse worries about her Skweeky* :unsure:
Infact...
*mouse worries about her Skweeky's patients* :blink:
:D