mine is:
Louis : Peter this could be a grat time for you to bond with chris
Peter : Bond??....... James Bond ... I'll Do IT
LMAO
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mine is:
Louis : Peter this could be a grat time for you to bond with chris
Peter : Bond??....... James Bond ... I'll Do IT
LMAO
Police Officer: Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me.
Peter Griffin: [singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this] Ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/
Adam West: What in God's name is he doing?
Peter Griffin: Can't Touch me.
Cleveland: I believe it's the worm.
Peter Griffin: [still singing] Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me.
Peter Griffin: Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
taken from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0182576/quotes
i can't find a quote of my actual favorite moment. but i do remember it starting off with Brian saying, "Remember that time you tried to narrate your own live?" then there was this flashback of peter comming in to eat breakfast and him talking about how disgusted he was. Can someone find this?
the intro to the episode 'Brian Does Hollywood' is spot-on
i love this scene
Peter: Hit Me
Dealer: 20
Peter: Hit Me
Louis: NO DONT!!
Peter: I Say Hit Me!!
Dealer: 21
Peter: Hit Me
Dealer: 28
Peter: Hit Me
LMFAO
brian & stewie sitting in that weed cafe:
stewie: i think the only reason we die is that...
brian: dude, dude i know what you're gonna say and i am so completely...
stewie: wait wait wait, shhh. the only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability, oohh
brian: do you think i'll ever find the right woman?
stewie: oh god, yes! man. come on, dude you're great...
:lol: :lol:
oh yeah i remember this scene or something like that
Chris: Hey Birthday Boy Want Some Ice Cream?
Stewie: Very Well And I Dont Want any Nuts!
Stewie: each time i find any nuts i shall KILL YOU
Peter: (To Cleveland Jr.) Just once, can you call me Mr Drummond?
Stewie: [To ticket agent] Now look here...
[looks at agent's name tag]
Stewie: Jo-LENE. I have an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. BUT NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.
Peter, after going to court ordered sensitivity training becomes so in-tune with what a woman goes through that he:
- Goes into Stewie's room, looks at him and says "Look at you, what a wonderful miracle Lois and I created."
- Sneaks a look around to make sure he is alone with sleeping Stewie
- Picks up Stewie
- Sneaks another look around to make sure he's alone
- Lifts up his shirt and puts Stewie against his man-boobs (moobs)
- Stewie, still asleep, starts sucking on Peter's tit.
- Doesn't get any milk, sucks harder, slowly starts to wake up
- Looks down at the chest, looks up at Peter's face, down, up, down, up, down, up
- Then he cringes and makes a sound like he's going to be sick.
Peter: (to Brian): Oh my god, you can talk!
Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah
there's too many to choose from he's a nice website http://www.familyguyquotes.com/
Too many to mention but here are some of my Fave's
Stewie Shoots Louis with a gun inside his sandwich and everyone looks at him,
- Stewie
What you all looking, it's tuna fish.........and nothing else.
- Stewie
There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
- Stewie - Sliding on the floor at home
I am nude on ICE
- Peter: I don't say this often enough, but, uh, I'm gonna die.
- Lois: Oh my God.
- Stewie: High five! Anyone? Anyone?
- Stewie:
Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
- Stewie:
What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!
- Stewie Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk.
- Stewie: What the hell is this?
- Lois: Sweetie, that's tuna salad.
- Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
- Stewie: Augh! What the hell do you think you're doing?
- Brian: I'm cleaning myself.
- Stewie: You were clean fifteen minutes ago, now you're just on vacation.
- Stewie - Peter comes in the door looking thin after liposuction....
- Stewie: My God it's finally happend. He's grown so big he's collapsed into him self like a neutron star.
all the ones mentioned above are classics, in fact, i consider any scene from family guy a classic
-"Oh louis it was horrible, the fish were everywhere, in my pants, my shirt, nose and ears. And one of them said something anti-semitic while I was on my way out."
-"What do you mean cut the blue wire, they're all blue wires!" LMAOQuote:
the intro to the episode 'Brian Does Hollywood' is spot-on
-"Mom, remeber that goldfish that we flushed down the toilet?" *FISH COCKS GUN AND POINTS AT CHRIS' HEAD "He wasn't dead" <--one of the funniest
-"Trust me Chris, sometimes it's not a good thing to fit in"...flashback...Vietnam..."You guys are stupid, they're gonna be looking for army guys (peter is dressed in clown costume)"<--- :lol:
-The Cloud Insurance take in Wish Upon A Weinstein (Unaired ep on the lask dvd in volume3 box set) was hilarious and well done
-Meg and her "nails">>>Peter: "We demand obideince, or else!" Meg grows her nails and shrinks them rapidly| guy:"Is that all you can do?", meg scrathes him| guy: "Ouch that hurt! Is that bleeding......no, but ouch though!" <--spot on
-"Trust me, guys do crazy things when asked to for women"...flashback...Hot girl rings doorbell:"Hi, I"m on a scavenger hunt and I need a human foot" Peter:"Well, normally I wouldn't do that as it's a house rule, but I guess i could give it a try. (gets saw and starts cutting) so what is this for, like a school project or somethi AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHahahhHHAHAH!" <--i couldn't stop laughing after i saw that bit
there are a million others, can't think of any though which means i'm off to see all of volume 3 :D
Peter: Remember when i saved all your asses?
<Flashback to Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe bend over a table with their trousers around their ankles, with two dodgy looking guys behind them, Peter comes through the door with the sword and cuts up the nasty guys good>
Peter: I just wish i got there before the fornication
Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first sentance and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?
LMAO
thanx to LINK
isn't it "wish i'd been there before the sodimaztion?" lmaoQuote:
Originally posted by SillyRumours@12 June 2004 - 05:00
Peter: Remember when i saved all your asses?
<Flashback to Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe bend over a table with their trousers around their ankles, with two dodgy looking guys behind them, Peter comes through the door with the sword and cuts up the nasty guys good>
Peter: I just wish i got there before the fornication
peter: if ur there, and i'm here, and istanbul is somewhere in this general aread, who the hell is that?
the ep where peter and loius date other ppl (jenny love hewiit), a particular scene made me laugh till i cried:
in the police van:
joe: "this is the latest in law enforcement technology, peter, stand on that red square."
(peter stand on sqaure, arms come out and puts his hands behind his back)
machine: " u have the right to remain silent"
quagmire:"lemme try"
joe:"don't do it quagmire!"
(quagmire stands in sqauare and arms come down and start beating him wit night sticks)
machine: "warning, warning, minority suspect, look out he's got a gun" (puts a gun next to his body)
THE FUNNIEST ONE IS WHEN THE PETER IS SENTENCED TO JAIL AND EVERY ONE IS LIKE ON NO ON NO!!! AND THE KOOL AID MAN COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND IS LIKE OH YEA
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That was my fav as well :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by DipSet Taliban@13 June 2004 - 13:10
THE FUNNIEST ONE IS WHEN THE PETER IS SENTENCED TO JAIL AND EVERY ONE IS LIKE ON NO ON NO!!! AND THE KOOL AID MAN COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND IS LIKE OH YEA
http://www.techsewing.com/images/PTS...od/koolman.gif
I never farted until i was 18
(flashback)
fart
Peter: What the hell was that
(Peter in prison again)
SCARY THUG CRIMINAL: You're dead, you're all dead
PETER: Thank god, he thinks we're zombies
That was a funny one. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by DipSet Taliban@13 June 2004 - 11:10
THE FUNNIEST ONE IS WHEN THE PETER IS SENTENCED TO JAIL AND EVERY ONE IS LIKE ON NO ON NO!!! AND THE KOOL AID MAN COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND IS LIKE OH YEA
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Stewie Griffin: [After Lois tries to feed Stewie his broccoli "airplane style"] Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers.
---
Pool Boy: I'm sorry sir, you can't park your van on the diving board.
Lois Griffin: This is my son.
Pool Boy: Oh, my apologies. Hey, Tom. He's not a van, he's just a fat kid.
LMAO, that was funny, as well as the KoolAid man, that cracked me up when he started to slowly back away :lol:Quote:
Stewie Griffin: [After Lois tries to feed Stewie his broccoli "airplane style"] Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers
Cant remember the full sceene but it went a little like this:
unknown:whats your name?
peter:um pea.....tear....grifen
:lol: Not funny unless you seen it.
That was a funny one. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by J!GGY@13 June 2004 - 23:25
Cant remember the full sceene but it went a little like this:
unknown:whats your name?
peter:um pea.....tear....grifen
:lol: Not funny unless you seen it.
A guy asks for his name, and he tries to come up with a fake name. He looks at peas on a table, and says "Pea," then he sees a woman crying and says "Tear", then he sees some flying animal and says "Griffin". :lol:
if you know where to find it (not hard) the deleted scene with Osama Bin Laden is funny
PETER: (To Lois) It's time you start living like the Piece-a'-schmitt you are
LOIS: It's Pewterschmitt
the scene where Brian becomes a guide dog and takes his blind man to the cinema is brilliant, but i can't be bothered to find the quote
"blair witch" was teh movie :lol: , "k, something about a bunch of kids in the woods. they're running, they're running, they've stopped, looking around, nothing, nothing. something about a witch, i wasn't really paying attention. running, running, a cottage, and the movie's over. Looks like a bunch of ppl in the audience are pissed" <--something along those lines :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by SillyRumours@14 June 2004 - 02:28
if you know where to find it (not hard) the deleted scene with Osama Bin Laden is funny
PETER: (To Lois) It's time you start living like the Piece-a'-schmitt you are
LOIS: It's Pewterschmitt
the scene where Brian becomes a guide dog and takes his blind man to the cinema is brilliant, but i can't be bothered to find the quote
and the "why did the dinosaurs die out" bit made my sides hurt and i actually had tears going down my cheeks :lol: :rolleyes: can't wait till 2005 for the new season, family guy is the best, shows like Futurama, The Simpsons, and King of the Hill are nothing compared to family guy!
DAMN family guy is da jumpoff i could watch reruns and reruns
:D same here, i never get tired of reruns, infact, family guy volumes 1,2,3 are the only legit dvd's i actually bought B)Quote:
Originally posted by DipSet Taliban@14 June 2004 - 17:24
DAMN family guy is da jumpoff i could watch reruns and reruns
That clip was hilarious.Quote:
Originally posted by SillyRumours@14 June 2004 - 00:28
if you know where to find it (not hard) the deleted scene with Osama Bin Laden is funny
My favorite line:
Stewie: Go on, hot wire it!
Brian: Hot wire? I don't even pump my own gas.
(Stewie goes to hot wire it, succeeds. Radio turns on)
Radio (The Culture Club): Do you really want to hurt me?
Brian: You did it! (switches off radio)
Stewie: Put it back, I like that song.
:lol:
When it was cancelled :01: :DQuote:
Favorite Family Guy Moment
congrats if that's sarcasm :lol: , go to hell if that's the truth <_< , family guy can outlaugh (or make anyone laugh, not u if ur not being sarcastic) and show any day and that's the truth :)Quote:
Originally posted by Rick Phlegm@15 June 2004 - 06:46
When it was cancelled :01: :DQuote:
Favorite Family Guy Moment
PETER: When did the change 'for' to 'from'
BRIAN: They had a meeting last week, they sent you an invitation, but you must have thought it was from you, you know i don't know where i'm going with this, so i'm going to just call you stupid
lmfao :lol: i remember that scene like i just saw itQuote:
Originally posted by SillyRumours@15 June 2004 - 16:42
PETER: When did the change 'for' to 'from'
BRIAN: They had a meeting last week, they sent you an invitation, but you must have thought it was from you, you know i don't know where i'm going with this, so i'm going to just call you stupid
peter: oh thank u jesus!
camera goes up to heaven--> jesus: but i didn't do anything?!
gunesh (is that how u spell it? guy wit 8 hands) comes in--> gunesh: it's it's okay, i get that a lot.
i couldn't stop laughing after i saw that one
oh and also:
the bit where stewie mentions something about culture in the house and wat it would be like and they show how it'd be like, sponatanious combustion :lol: , that scene was from the episode where peter becomes a fisherman.
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too many too list :)
What was the name of that episode were brain(i think) said somthin like remeber the last time you tried to tape somthing, then it goes to that scene were it shows him hit record on a footbal game then the fbi break into his house and start talking about copyright laws?
think it was the christmas special one called like "A Very Special Frickin' Family Guy Christmas" or something like that, 3rd season, that was funny as hell though :P
ya :lol: , remember the "mild seditive"? lol, blows up a car :lol: , oh and as stated above:Quote:
Originally posted by einstein146@16 June 2004 - 22:03
think it was the christmas special one called like "A Very Special Frickin' Family Guy Christmas" or something like that, 3rd season, that was funny as hell though :P
fbi: "do u have the copyright laws and required permission from FOX and the NFL to record this program?"
peter: "just fox, hehahah (that weird laugh he does when he's nervous)" and holds out a piece of paper
all the fbi agents take the saftey off their guns and peter dives out of the way and they shoot the hell out of the VCR
Brian: What kind of a man has a joke fire extinguisher?
Peter: A man who cares enough about humour to put his family's lives at risk
When he wishes for his own theme music...and then wishes he didn't have a bone in his body. :lol:
The over-long fight with a man dressed as a chicken. :lol:
Peter: Hey, what are you doing here?
Superman: I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet so I ripped her in half like a phonebook.
Peter: You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with the stool ... I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll tell you what didn't kill her ... smoking!
Peter: Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
Lois: Why?
Peter: Time is a factor, Lois.
Lois: I guarantee you a man made that commercial.
Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner.