Have You Ever Stolen?

STOLEN Have u ever?



First stealth 7 years old
Stole Pile of Newspapers outside Shop.
Knocked doors to Sell them
and money spendt in coin videogames in same shop::
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and you Brutus?

my criminal record is clean, either i've never stolen, or i'm very good at it

i have mentally prepared myself to shoplift from a supermarket, should the time come when i can't be arsed to pay for food anymore

Once time, i went into a Biway, and stole a pencil :ph34r:

ya im a rebel :01:

edit: oh ya, one day at lunch, we were on our way to get some pizza, and we saw this hichair at the school next to mine (elemntary) so we grabbed it and just walked away with it. Then we stashed it beside teh garbage bin next to the pizza store and it was there for like 3 weeks lol.

that's the worst i've done. ;) i dont like stealing.

I am banned from Virgin Megastores. :(

Still today I cant resist to sneak in to McDonalds and steal salt

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Originally posted by Zedaxax@15 June 2004 - 21:01
Still today I cant resist to sneak in to McDonalds and steal salt

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I steal WetNaps ;)

Some motherfuker stole my bike today,

I hereby confess

in front of all of you

I have....

this is seriouse....

i have....

ok here goes

i

have ....


used pirated software

I AM SO SORRRY


:o :sad1: :cry1: :cry1: :cry1: :cry1: :cry1: :cry1: :cry1: :cry1:

Never even thought about that lol.

I guess im a pretty bad criminal in that case, over $2000 worth of crap downloaded...way over...

We Found You



















Mr Anderson

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Originally posted by Zedaxax@15 June 2004 - 21:11
We Found You



















Mr Anderson

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:o Whatcha gonna do to me?

:'( i'm sorrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy :'(

please don't kill me.

" How can you write if you dont have any Fingers Mr.Roscco?"

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Originally posted by Zedaxax@15 June 2004 - 21:17
" How can you write if you dont have any Fingers Mr.Roscco?"

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Voice-to-keyboard software :D

:D :lol: :lol:

*zedax goes to toilet and screams with his left toe*

Mr.RossKow, Mr.RossKow. Why don`t you ever give up?

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Originally posted by Zedaxax@15 June 2004 - 21:29
:D :lol: :lol:

*zedax goes to toilet and screams with his left toe*

Mr.RossKow, Mr.RossKow. Why don`t you ever give up?

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Because i don't want to :blink:

I wanted to steal your last remark but
the Virgin came to me and said
"yo mama waaatttzzzuup"
I hd no clue what to answer so i kicked her out

I did not steal her virginity

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Originally posted by Zedaxax@15 June 2004 - 21:34
I wanted to steal your last remark but
the Virgin came to me and said
"yo mama waaatttzzzuup"
I hd no clue what to answer so i kicked her out

I did not steal her virginity

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Good, she wants her virginity, and would have died fighting to ahve u not steal it :P

:o What would you have done??

Once. I stole....towels and those little soap bars from a hotel. Shhh. Don't tell. :ph34r:

Everything is better when it's free.

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Biway

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that store sucked so much it closed down

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Originally posted by Keikan@15 June 2004 - 22:32

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Biway

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that store sucked so much it closed down

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Yup, probably lost so much profit when i stole that pencil, that they HAD to close donw :lol:

only time I ever stole anything was from the school library.Stole over 30 motocross magazines. Just sign one out, sit down at the table and read it, go grab like 3 more, sit down and read them, slowly put 2 into the sleeve they put your signed out magazine in(may only aplly to my school), put one of the ones back, then walk out the door. Easy as cake, untill i got caught, but that was only cuz i tried to get like 7 at once. Not allowed in there anymore. :ph34r:

I stole a network cable from school library :ph34r:

The only time I stole something , I got caught putting it back . It was from one of the few people who loved me at the time my Gradma , Still haunts me to this day! I stole money from her purse she saw me putting it back , she never said a thing. That was punishment enought . :lol:

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Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004@15 June 2004 - 20:45
I stole a network cable from school library :ph34r:

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:nono: How could you?

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Originally posted by peat moss@15 June 2004 - 20:47
The only time I stole something , I caught caught putting it back . It was from one of the few people who loved me at the time my Gradma , Still haunts me to this day! I stole money from her purse she saw me putting it back , she never said a thing. That was pusinment enought . :lol:

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You put it back???

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Originally posted by Tormentor+15 June 2004 - 22:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tormentor @ 15 June 2004 - 22:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ROSSCO_2004@15 June 2004 - 20:45
I stole a network cable from school library :ph34r:

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:nono: How could you? [/b][/quote]
Veyr easily...

it had a barcode thing on it :lol: had to peel it off, took a good hard 3 minutes to get off too.

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Originally posted by Tormentor+15 June 2004 - 19:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tormentor @ 15 June 2004 - 19:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-peat moss@15 June 2004 - 20:47
The only time I stole something&nbsp; , I caught caught putting it back . It was from one of the few people who loved me&nbsp; at the time my Gradma , Still haunts me to this day&#33; I stole money from her purse&nbsp; she saw me putting it back&nbsp; , she never said a thing. That was pusinment enought . :lol:

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You put it back??? [/b][/quote]
Yes it felt wrong I was about 12 at the time .

I steal alot. CD&#39;s, DVDs, Books, Food... etc.

So long as I repent my sins, I won&#39;t end up in hell&#33;

I got caught stealing candy from safeway when i was 6

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Originally posted by Keikan@15 June 2004 - 21:45
I got caught stealing candy from safeway when i was 6

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ahh, nothing like a good ol fashion snatch and run.

I steal "hearts" on a regular basis, or, at least, that is what I tell my psychiatrist. She wants me, you know, but the bitch is in denial.

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Originally posted by hobbes@16 June 2004 - 05:29
I steal "hearts" on a regular basis, or, at least, that is what I tell my psychiatrist. She wants me, you know, but the bitch is in denial.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:


i hope she has mace

yes

stole a few motorbikes ,cars as a kid&#33;&#33;...its pretty normal in my area,on council estates&#33;...
:)

i stole porn.... my friend distracted and i just grabbed it....

Pussyman XIII....

We used to shoplift all the time. Strange, seems to be a teenage thing.
We mostly knicked make-up, jewelry and bath pearls.

At some point I got involved with stealing cars, not exactly proud of that

i stole a legit win xp pro cd key from our skool Visual Arts department :lol:

and i hav had 5 bikes and all of them hav been stolen adn now im bikeless :(

:smilie4:

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Originally posted by jaigandhi5@16 June 2004 - 13:46
i stole a legit win xp pro cd key from our skool Visual Arts department&nbsp; :lol:

and i hav had 5 bikes and all of them hav been stolen adn now im bikeless :(

:smilie4:

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serves you right, twat :angry:

i&#39;ve had loads of bikes stolen and would never do it cos i know how it feels.

edit: oh right, i get it. sorry, i&#39;m retarded :rolleyes:

When i was a nipper i once stole a gold note book & pen :o

My dad found it & made me tell him where i got it from, he then marched me round there to tell the shop owner what i had done :(

Scared the shit out me & lesson learnt :D

a pair of tights once.




it was a phase