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Ok the other day I noticed my beer tits :rolleyes:
For those of you who don't know what they are, it's fat built up on your breasts by beer which gives a kinda pointy feminine look :ph34r: Like Hormone tabs do (no I have never taken them :rolleyes: )
I think the most worrying part of this is that my left beer tit is bigger than my right, this would suggest I exercise my right arm a lot more than my left :ph34r:
Anyone else found this or am I just odd? :lol:
Jonno B)
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 June 2004 - 11:43
I think the most worrying part of this is that my left beer tit is bigger than my right, this would suggest I exercise my right arm a lot more than my left :ph34r:
Isn't oddness you middle name??? :lol:
But on the topic: Female breasts are never the same size left and right,
so you are developing your feminity by drinking beer........... :blink: :helpsmile:
Yogi
dont want to worry you but you may call it "beer tits" but doctors call it:
Gynecomastia
surgery is the only answer I'm afraid :(
nah one tit is always bigger than the other.... sometimes it's noticable, sometimes it aint....
but you could always try wan.. erm drinking with the left arm to see if it tones it down a bit... :D
:blink: Ohhh dude.There are alot of things I want to learn in this Life.And Lord knows I do not know much.Quote:
Originally posted by manker@22 June 2004 - 06:49
dont want to worry you but you may call it "beer tits" but doctors call it:
Gynecomastia
surgery is the only answer I'm afraid :(
But I do not want to know that something like this has a f***ing name and that Google has Pictures of it! :angry:
:lol: :P :lol:
:blink: Ohhh dude.There are alot of things I want to learn in this Life.And Lord knows I do not know much.Quote:
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+22 June 2004 - 11:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN @ 22 June 2004 - 11:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-manker@22 June 2004 - 06:49
dont want to worry you but you may call it "beer tits" but doctors call it:
Gynecomastia
surgery is the only answer I'm afraid :(
But I do not want to know that something like this has a f***ing name and that Google has Pictures of it! :angry:
:lol: :P :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I did it with a mind full of public spirited goodness. I assumed everyone would want to know what jonno looked like sans t-shirt ;)
:lol: See, you lot are sick, I never said how I was exercising :rolleyes: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by ang3968@22 June 2004 - 11:50
but you could always try wan.. erm drinking with the left arm to see if it tones it down a bit... :D
@Yogi..........No, Odd is my first name, Bod is my middle name and Job is my last name :lol:
@Manker........Trust me, it's beer :lol:
@FC........You did'nt actually look did you? :helpsmile:
Jonno B)
yup, I know.Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 June 2004 - 11:55
@Manker........Trust me, it's beer :lol:
beer increases the amount of oestrogen (female hormone) that the pituitary gland produces, the oestrogen, among other things, increases the amount of fatty tissue around the breast area. the male breast takes a shape akin to that of a female's breast.
that process is called gynecomastia.
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and does it have the same effect on women that drink beer???
yes.Quote:
Originally posted by ang3968@22 June 2004 - 12:03
and does it have the same effect on women that drink beer???
note that it is not just the breasts that grow. you get fat all over luv :lol:
@Ang.........No it does'nt, you see you girls have to drink to loose the inhabitions gene (don't know what it's called) whereas men don't have it :lol:
@Manker........Yeah , you saw that tv show too huh? :lol:
This is what I'm aiming for
http://www.prplastic.com/gynecomastia-4a.jpg
:lol:
Jonno B)
How anyone could even drink beer is beyond me. I've tried, and failed, numerous times. I've consumed maybe two bottles my entire life. It is vile stuff. ;)
Give me a good wine, brandy, absinthe, or vodka any day.
But maybe it goes well with daily pasta and dairy sauce.
:ninja:
what TV show?Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 June 2004 - 12:04
@Manker........Yeah , you saw that tv show too huh? :lol:
my tits started growing so I read up on it on t'internet. :o
manker.... always a bluddy catch aint there.. :rolleyes:
Jonno..... good look sweets... that should dispel any notions of playing the demo version :huh:
Believe it or not...but I kinda find them erotic. Beer tits I mean. Not really big ones, but just a little bit....more fun when sucking nipples :ph34r:
@Manker..........I saw a tv prog about a month ago which went into great depth about various effects of alcohol, was quite funny and I really liked the FACT that men can drink more than women :01:
This test was done using a man and a woman of equal hieght and weight and fittness :01:
WOOHOO!!! :D :lol:
@Ang..........Yeah but if I get that far I can do the Truffle Shuffle :01: :lol:
@Sweeks.........I can't believe you just said that :helpsmile: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
I suppose everyone has their funny quirks :ph34r:
:angry: None of you are getting my Beer.Jonno is out and has worked up a plan to get the rest of the guys to ship him theirs! :angry:
@Skweeks.......Are you calling my Beer tits "Funny Quirks"? <_<
:lol:
@FC............Oh come on, you're just being mean :(
Jonno B)
No, I'm calling my liking for them a funny quirk :P
(well, not specifically yours but you catch my drift)
Jonno, if you're so concerned about it, why not just stop drinking so much beer?
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Originally posted by NikkiD@22 June 2004 - 07:33
Jonno, if you're so concerned about it, why not just stop drinking so much beer?
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Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+22 June 2004 - 12:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN @ 22 June 2004 - 12:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@22 June 2004 - 07:33
Jonno, if you're so concerned about it, why not just stop drinking so much beer?
What he said :ph34r:
:lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
I didn't see it as concern.... more as Jonno bragging cos he's got big tits to go with his big.... guitar :rolleyes:Quote:
Jonno, if you're so concerned about it, why not just stop drinking so much beer?
jonno in 2yrs :lol: :D
http://www.thebody.com/tpan/novdec_0...s/manwoman.jpg